Are any of you INTJ's?
>>29033929
Yes hello.
What do you want?
>>29033929
Literally retarded, emotional, vulgar, blaming, bullying, pump & dump-minded, insensitive, crude, loud, instinctive, religious, spiritual, crass, presuming, arrogant, dismissive, unfaithful, derisive, spiteful, gullible ESFP here.
>>29033929
Yeah, what?
This needed to be original.
>>29033929
Yes, what about it?
>>29033980
my gf is intj and she's just playing dark souls 3 while i watch and we're gonna fux later. i dont think she is those things.
Reporting for duty, what's the rumpus?
>>29034081
I am *E**S**F**P*
>>29034139
*.
punctuationblox
>>29034139
Ohhh. Huh
Who here /INFP/?
Bloxxx
>>29034186
Yes. I chose to post and describe myself considering that it is both the opposite of OP's request and possibly the rarest type on /r9k/ (4chan).
>intj thread
kek here we go
>>29033929
I'm INFP. I don't take these tests too seriously, but still, INFP describes my sadness pretty well
Y you sad OP INTJ is BEST
>>29034205
I see. I don't think you should internalize the negative things that people say about ENFPs though. mbti is useful for understanding yourself, not for ruining yourself. It can be if you let it I suppose. People that are obsessed with mbti always go down this negative path half the time (lol) and the communities are pretty toxic. Worse than 4chan even.
>>29034081
Get a load of this normalfagg
>>29034308
Why do people who obsess over MBTI tend to be introverted thinkers or INFPs?
>>29033929
Yes, sperg INTJ reporting in. What do you want, roach?
I've taken the test multiple times in the past and scored INTJ each time. I even did it on a different website one time and still was told that I'm INTJ.
I'm going to take the test again right now for the first time in many months. Let's see if I've graduated from INTJ-hood.
>>29034308
It is ESFP, not ENFP.
I actually haven't taken the test for almost a decade. The questions assume too much social interaction which to do in a specific way, as well as existence of everyday responsibilities, normally coming in the way of excessively introspective or otherwise analytical reactions. I would score Ixxx because circumstances had been enabling me to behave abnormally with respect to my genes. I obviously lacked the introspection to tell how comparatively unintrospective I am as well. My descriptions come from extrapolating my behaviour from when I had not yet dropped out of school(s) -- being rowdy, bullying back then, being an awful student, the rate at which I drop out of love, lack of conscientiousness.
drugs will take you from intj -> intp, kiddos
yeah im an intj
Used to consistently get INTJ, now I fluctuate between ENTP and INTP.
>>29034624
which drugs fammo
pls respond
Hello INTJs,i just want to remind you that you're not that mastermind-ish.
Here,take this
http://thoughtcatalog.com/heidi-priebe/2016/04/how-the-myers-briggs-types-are-described-online-vs-how-they-are-in-real-life/
>>29034624
I do drugs all the time and I keep skipping back and forth between the two types, though always only by a few tiny percentage. I'm a hybrid. Could drugs be the reason?
>>29034781
ive been doing drugs for three years and have taken the test each year at least once
INTJ every time
>>29034509
Looks like I'm still an honourary autist.
I usually get turbulent though, I think, so that's new.
>>29034772
Hilarious.
Thank you for sharing.
>>29034772
That site is utterly retarded. At first I thought it was making fun of everyone, but apparently this dumb cunt has a few favourites (one of which she is probably herself of course, my bet is on ESFP).
>ESTP:
>Online Description:
>Perma-wired adrenaline junkie who CANNOT LIVE without DRUGS SEX AND ROCK >AND ROLL 24 hours/day.
>Real ESTPs:
>Probably has an advanced engineering degree and makes twice as much money as you do.
>ESFP:
>Online Description:
>Mindless party animal who has been drunk since the moment they were born.
>Real ESFP:
>Sharp, motivated, creative and probably understands you better than you understand yourself.
>>29034772
xPPPP LOL
>>29035113
Yes,i noticed the ESFP one was 'off' but she said she critizes personalities equally.
Also the ESTP one is true tho
What one is Protagonist?
I always get that one.
>>29035182
ENFJ.The most empathetic personality imo.
>>29035113
Oh and btw she's an ENFP
>>29034772
>intj decides he needs groceries
>the light in the room gets darker and the lights start flickering
>lightning and thunder start happening outside
>MASTERMIND MODE ENGAGED
>flips open his calendar really fast
>slams it hard on the table
>aggressively pulls out his pencil and circles a date
>he circles so hard it breaks the lead
>intense anger creeps across his face
>stupid baka inferior pencil!
>exactly 12 days from now I will advance on the whole foods at 12:00pm
>I will avoid traffic and bad weather conditions using this exact method
>It will be exactly 12 steps to and from my car
>no more than 10 seconds of social interaction will be tolerated or they will feel my mastermind wrath
>I must proceed to each item on the list with utmost efficiency
>if need be I will manipulate the cashier into thinking I'm socially competent
>the plan is completed and waits
>the exact date comes
>he executes the plan flawlessly
>arrives home with his poptarts and mountain dew at the designated time
>an intense rush of feelings come over him you could say it was a feeling of... euphoria
>I REALLY AM THE MASTERMIND I AM SUPERIOR
>JUST AS PLANNED JUST PLANNED JUST AS PLANNED JUST AS PLANNED
>>29035446
Not enough autism desu
Yes, please exit at the next stop.
INTJs are all major fucking spergos who only know one small niche field in detail
the only thing you're good at is semantics and logic and you're all too much of shut-in nerds to have real world knowledge to debate with
i still love you guys because its far too fun to fuck with you
sincerely, ENTP
>>29033929
that would be most of us here.
I get INTJ when I'm at my worst (or at least my idea of it, i.e. when I'm the most fedorous, anti-social and angry).
Otherwise, when I feel relaxed, I'm INTP.
>>29034772
>haha, this is a stereotype
>but the opposite of it is actually the case, LOL
How awfully witty.
>>29033929
I am INTJ, but...
I think classifying people into personality types does not provide any insight to human mind, an overview of how it works or whatever useful knowledge.
I am really cold and rational in the inside, but I try to appear more human by mimicking other people, following their social expectations here and there and only being different when it's acceptable.
I think I am a sociopath more than anything.
>>29036453
Sounds more like you have an Fe (extroverted feeling)/Ti (introverted thinking) axis than a Te/Fi axis, that is you are probably a --TP or--FJ type rather than a --TJ or --FP type, seeing as the latter tend to be very genuine about their emotions (which is what Fi, introverted feeling, does).
>>29035446
Literally me
I shop Thursday nights because of the reduced traffic, and stores are emptier
>>29036573
I don't know the terminology and didn't read much about MBTI (didn't seem useful as I said), can you explain what you mean by this and why did you reach this conclusion?
>myers-briggs
Literally as dumb as astrology
>>29036893
horoscopes aren't astrology
>>29036708
To pit it into simple words: Extroverted feeling aspires to fit in; introverted feeling to stick out.
Introverted feelers (that also includes INTJs) would probably not describe themselves as cold on the inside, seeing as that is where their emotional process takes places, but rather as cold on the outside, which is where their thinking process or their perceiving process takes place.
INTJ, here. Why does everyone feel ways about stuff? Just be yourself and stop caring.
>>29036159
You're confusing us with INTP's on the debate end. They're the autists that would throw facts and statistics and debate with the truth in mind. Our people will just win by appealing to normie's emotions or prejudices. We're professional rabble rousers. You're absolutely right about the
one niche field" point, though.
who /wants to take over the world by gaining complete monopoly over vital resources/ here?
>>29034081
No one gives a shit about you having a gf, we give a shit that your reading comprehension is so piss poor
>>29038144
>he doesn't know that's completely impractical
intj = roach
>>29033929
ayy yo
you rang?
>>29036159
I'm actually a master of a lot of fields!
One being your mum's pussy.
But yeah I'm a shut-in
Debating is retarded though, you must be confusing us with something else maybe
>>29034624
drugs and alcohol made me an intj
