>I'm a packet of Salt Shake crisps, but the packet of salt has fallen into a puddle
>I'm plain and boring
>If other flavours are available, I won't be chosen
>It's almost as like I'm not there, there's no emotions created whilst eating me
>If you're starving, then I'm okay, but you'd never eat 2 packets in a row
>You open the cupboard, feel excitement that there's crisps, then disappointment that they're so boring
>You would never mix me with another flavour in a big bowl at a picnic
>>29033801
I don't know
>like to think I'm exotic but am really not that special at least in a good way
>most people won't choose me, they probably won't even notice me
>the few people who do choose me often expected worse but still wouldn't stick to me for the rest of their lives
>have alternating layers of good and bad taste, inside is salty and bitter
>intolerable in larger than small doses
What am I?
>>29034182
This is a pretty hard riddle
Perhaps a badly seasoned lasagne?
>>29034182
>What am I?
Semen?
>>29034182
Hydrox?
>>29034182
A mail order bride
>>29034433
Pretty good
I want to buy an azn gf so bad
Got to earn money first so I can move out of my parents house
>>29033801
I'm Healthy Boy sweet soy sauce.
I'm amazing and I could make anything better by just being there.
But no one knows I exist.
>>29033801
Do you like eating scat? Poopee? Doo doo? You like rubbing it all over yourself? Then you're going to love me. I am shit. Take it or leave it, I don't deal with people who don't like shit obviously. But some people love rubbing it all over their face and body, tasting it, eating it. There out their and I am the perfect food for them. Just got to raise my flag and see who salutes. Who wants shit?
>>29034883
>There out their
See I am shit
Potato chips.
Until you learn better, you think I'm palatable, but after you try me for a couple of minutes, you become literally sick for an hour.
>>29034928
Also, actually didn't read OP's further post. Coincidence. I can relate, friend.
>tfw my dad used to love these <@;-(
>>29033801
Steak from the dollar store. Piece of shit with an early expiration date
