>sneak up to see what my moms doing
>looking for a job for me
FUCK, BROS
WHAT DO I DO
I CUT THE INTERNET A COUPLE OF TIMES ALREADY, SHE THINKS ITS THE STORM OUTSIDE
I CANT DEAL WITH THE FUCKING JOB ANXIETY, I HAVE NOTHING TO WORK FOR, I HAVE NO GF OR FAMILY
HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP
>>29033260
either take the job or be homeless.
>>29033307
If you're depressed then the homeless life is pretty nice.
t. someone who was homeless
>>29033396
Actually been giving serious consideration to homeless life. Been a wageslave for several years now and landed multiple "prestigious" and well-paying jobs. All of them made me want to kill myself within a year. Life may be shorter as a bum but it seems sweeter. Might just blow my $18 grand saved on booze and gas driving across the US to see what happens
>>29033260
Do you really think someone would hire you?
>>29033260
try night shift security
you literally get paid to shitpost and play games completely alone
Just go in and sperg out during the interview.
>>29033540
You need a security license for that.
>>29033933
How do I get that, family?
>Another NEET getting BTFO
Feels good man
>>29033396
Depends on where you're homeless and for how long. I'm finding that after being homeless, my personality disorders have gotten way worse, I had a panic attack just thinking about calling the realtor about my apartment today.
You're done for OP. Only cummies for mummy will put tendies in your tummy now.
>shes sent the application
im done for
my mom does this and I'm employed
>you can do better, you should be making more money!
the jews got to her
>its for pharmacy technician
OP HERE
WHAT I DID THAT CLASS LAST YEAR
I PASSED AND SHIT AND GOT CERTIFIED BUT I THOUGHT SHE FORGOT ABOUT THAT
HOW DO I FUCKING PHARMACY TECH
>>29033260
I'm in the complete opposite boat, OP.
>Apply for job at grocery store
>They don't hire me but tell me they might do it in the near future
>Mom works there and is trying to get the manager to hire me
I just want to get enough money to buy and start learning a trade so I can move out. NEET life is fine at first, but it gets unbearable after a year or so. Maybe I'm not built for it, I've always thought of myself as a failed normie.
>>29033260
Commit seppukuoriginal okie
My parents are paying for me to go to University and have a non-wage slave job waiting in their business for me when I finish if my career as an independent artist hasn't panned out by then. I'll never be a wage slave in my life and for that I am truly grateful. For those of you that are forced down that path, you have my genuine sympathies.
>>29034454
Some agencys pay for your license training. You could also be a movie extra if you live in a big city
>>29035396
she can send in the application but it's not like she can walk you into the interview.
it's not that easy to get hired m8.
>>29035396
just bomb the interview, she'll feel bad and buy you ice cream
>>29033933
Here in good ole' Slavic Europe you just show up there and get thejob. My brother worked as one, he would watch anime all day on his tablet. It was really weird, he's the only attractive weeb I know of. I share genetics with him, shame that I'm in a wheelchair, and girls don't have fetishes.
>>29035627
must suck not having a dick
>>29035396
Holy shit, does that mean you work with medicine?
Do it OP, then become a drug lord living the high life.
>>29033260
>Claims to have cut the internet
>Shitposting on Mongolian weaving forum
>>29035665
I have a dick, what are you talking about
I'm missing my entire left foot and my right shin or whatever's down from the knee.
9.5 inches that will never be used.
>>29035744
why don't you get prosthetic legs then you dickless faggot
>>29035772
entire left leg*
Foot and leg are the same in my language.
I have a plastic rubber prosthetic thingy for my right leg that's really uncomfortable, so I can kinda "walk" with a crutch, but it's a bit pointless.
>>29035861
how'd you lose it, dickless?
>>29035396
>>29035562
there's a difference between being pathetic and trying to be pathetic. don't fucking cross that line you shits.
>>29033260
>I have no family
>lives with mom
>>29033396
I don't imagine it would be much fun in the winter when it's cold out.
>>29035910
that's why you have to trainhop and hitchhike to the southwest, happy fun land
non-americans give up
My mom tried getting me a job back when I was like 16
She filled out the application and sent it to some grocery store
The interviewer asked me if I knew this certain lady. I told him no but apparently she was listed as a reference on my application.
I made something up and told him she was the boss of my previous job.
Turns out she was the manager of the store my mom was friends with.
Long story short: Don't let your mom apply to jobs for you.
Also if you are really scared just fug the interview on purpose. Atleast your parents will think you're trying.
>>29033260
Become a decent human being and stop leeching on your parents. Accept it.
>>29035562
IM CONSIDERING THIS
>>29035678
I DID 240 HOURS AND HATED IT THE PHARMACIST WAS AN ASS AND DIDNT LET ME DO ANYTHING BUT FILL
THATS ALL I KNOW HOW TO FUCKING DO AND EVEN THEN I FUCK THAT UP A LOT
>>29033260
>FUCKING JOB ANXIETY
Just fucking deal w/ it. I refused to get a job for 3 years, & then I finally got one. Every job seems hard, but I literally get paid $10.50/hr to walk around in circles & clean shit. I just let my hands do the work & think about languages, politics, and anime girls the whole time.
Stop w/ this anxiety meme, take a Xanax, and join the big boys. Or just die if you're going to be a useless burden on your mom.
>>29035999
BUT THIS PHARMACY SHIT IS WAY MORE STRESS INDUCING YOURS DOESNT SOUND STRESSFUL AT ALL
>>29035870
First, I got bit by a snake on my right shin. Put a bandaid on and ignored it. Crashed on the bed when I got home cuz tired, didn't remove pants until next day, when my shin was really numb. The entire thing was black with a bit of purple decaying tissue. That's when I got the rubber leg, it was really awkward AND IT MADE ME LOSE MY ENTIRE OTHER LEG BECAUSE I TRIPPED ON IT SOMEHOW WHILE GETTING OUT OF THE BUS AND THE RETARDED KEKOLD JEW BUS DRIVER JUST STARTED DRIVING OUT OF NOWHERE AND I FELL OUT BECAUSE I HAD ONE LEG ON THE STAIR AND ONE OUT AND THE TIRE CRUSHED MY THIGH. Then the fucking beta retard driver just drove off, never saw him again, had no idea what he actually looked like or the bus's number.
>>29036042
holy shit
I'm sorry your life sucks
>>29035972
Just do it you cuck. Worst case scenario is you get fired and still decrease the disappointment in your mother's eyes.
>>29036068
It's not that bad tbqh. Phantom legs or whatever are nonexistent, I don't feel like there's anything there. The goverment sympathized with me and basically gave me a free house, and I got a high paying job out of my boss's desire to look like a good person by hiring me even though I have little experience in the subject.
>get a call back from a job offer
>could barely make out what they're saying
>too ass burger to tell them that
>hang up
another wasted opportunity...
>>29036042
a true robot..I've found him.
>>29035999
>xanax
What exactly does this do? I heard it can get rid of social anxiety?
>>29036042
Wait what the fuck the bus just ran the fuck over your leg? What country do you live in?
I assume 3rd world where getting bit by a poisonous snake is considered a no big deal
>>29035627
what the fuck is wrong with watching anime
>>29033260
its just a job bro not the end of your life.best thing to do is look for one yourself or be with her and pick a good one together
>>29036458
The withdrawals are worse than opiates (heroin), the withdrawals can kill you, and they can last for several months to years.
>>29036840
>12th most prescribed drug
If what you are saying is true how do so many people have access to it?
>>29036872
oreganon content bro
>>29036458
Gives you dementia
>>29036042
goddamn slav bros why do you have such depressing stories
>>29035294
that doesn't mean you'll get the job you fucking moron.
I've sent a shit ton of applications before i finally got an interview.
at fucking walmart.
you'll probably be fine, for now.
>Will have to work someday
Is there anything worse? Anytime I think about working my heartbeat goes up. There really is no happiness in this world.
>>29036596
Are you seriously asking this?
