How much money would it take to make you kill a young, promising science/engineering student?
>>29032880
Ten grand. I like to be honest.
>>29032880
Am I guaranteed to get away with it or do I have to hide the body and stuff?
I would do it for free if nobody could find out.
250.000 euros need my number OP?
>>29033022
This
I would even pay desu
>>29032880
Haha I'd do it for free
>>29032880
100 million Albanian Leks
>>29032880
20.000 - 50.000 euro depends on difficulty and how
you want it done you have to also have to pay
travel expenses and equipment not FBI i swear :)
>>29032880
Provide backstory and I'll do it for free
>>29033806
>>29033022
>>29033799
same, free if no chance of being caught
>>29032880
At least $20K. A clean service. No one would ever find the body.
(did I made the list, FBI-senpai?)
10K. That's of course if I was in the assassination business
>>29032880
Depends on whether in this hypothetical scenario I'm extempted for the law.
If no, I'd only do it for a lot more money than anyone would be willing to give me.
>>29034771
>>29034801
haha you two are so funny please make more of these jokes
150k
that's the uni price
>>29032880
i'd do it for free if i don't get caught
I'd do it for free for the right cause. Or 10k if I have to clean up, 1k if not.
>>29035332
>>29035467
You would wouldn't you hotpocket eating fat fuck
>>29035487
We don't have hot pockets here, I'm a poor slav living off the land because I can't afford to buy food every day.
>>29035487
how did you know i was eating 1 dqp and 4 mcdoubles?
>>29032880
100000000000 Zim dollars
cant i just fail them?
>>29032880
None. I will kill myself for free.
>>29033780
>D.U.C, l confirm we got the target
>>29032880
15 robux
Depends. Straight white male? Wouldn't do it.
Anyone else is up for grabs. 15k
SJW/female/brownie? Free of charge.
>>29032880
not much really, just need time to make it properly obviously
>>29036092
it said "promising" student o_u ~
>>29036600
>brownie
Poor attempt at satire
$1000 if I get to keep the body
>>29032880
There was a book written by an anonymous hitman in the 80s, and he said you should never accept less than 30k per hit, and never do more than a few hits per year -- which positions you in a comfortable, unassuming lifestyle. Adjusted for inflation, we're looking at about double. So 60k.
>>29032880
I honestly wouldn't do it for any amount of money. I'm too much of an emotional bitch to consider hurting someone.
I wouldn't kill an innocent person
