My friend literally slammed the door in the face of a guy with a micropenis last night after he dropped his pants for a blow job. I don't blame her... I would never suck a micropenis lmao. Altho maybe if he had a lot of money, idk
What's a micro penis? Like 6"?
>>29032056
get the fuck out of here right fucking now
I have already accepted the fact that I am doomed to be a literal cuckold because no girl will stay faithful to a 4 inch dick just like no man will stay loyal to a dead fish.
>>29032162
If I can't feel like I'm literally choking on ur dick im not gonna feel satisfied sry
SPH is one of my biggest fetishes.
>tfw no qt gf to tease me about my small dick and tell her girl friends about it so they can all laugh at me
Lel solid 8 inches here. Me and a coworker exchanged nudes before now she wants to fuck my brains out. AMA
>>29033783
>have big hands
>have big thighs
>7 inch dick looks like 5 inches
>>29033783
Can i suk yer dick too?
>>29034121
Normal sized hands
Genetically small thighs
Measured at base to be 8 inches
>>29034279
Only if you're a broad friendo :^)
I feel like this board was created to heighten people's insecurities
Are small dicked men entitled to kill normies in self-defense?
>>29032056
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8. originalo desu
>>29032886
uh oh. they call neil patrick harris NPH for short. is his real name neil penis humiliation?
>>29034396
>he thinks it didnt really happen
OP's friend here--not only did i slam the door in his face but as soon as i got inside i started laughing hysterically with my roommate over how funny it was
Pic very related im on the right
>>29034698
Nano Penis Humiliation.
>>29034698
>>29034721
Huge kex
>>29032056
why was a bj going to be performed on a threshold of a door
>>29034830
OPs friend here again. Heres the full greentext of what happened:
>making out w guy i just met at a party all night
>6'2" fit guy
>things start getting hot and heavy
>take him home
>ppl are chillin there
>decide to blow him in the hall rather than take him inside cause ppl
>were hooking up next to my apt door
>pull his pants down
>a wild micropenis appears
>look away and say "i just cant do this"
>slam/lock door in his face
>hear him punch the wall and leave
Heh
>>29034830
maybe they're brother and sister and they were grounded for fucking each other and their parents were like you have to stay in your room and you have to stay out of her room and then when their parents went to bed they were like huh huh they never said we couldn't oral each other through the door frame
>>29034905
post timestamp or gtfo
>>29034905
why the fuck are roastie cunt normies on this board?
you have literally everywhere else in the world fuck off
i'm sure this is totally true, a girl i was fooling around with once told me she wasn't fucking me because my dick was too small. and then she told me she laughed about it with her friends, some of whom were friends with me too. i wasn't complaining about not having sex and i didn't even bring it up. she just asked out of the blue if i watched porn and i was like not really, why? (she sounded really guilty so it was suspicious) and then she told me, in a way like i needed to know how small i was and what i can expect to happen when i show the wee wee to ladies. i used to think that was really fucked up, but it was a pretty valuable lesson, and i could tell she felt bad about it. on the other hand i did stay close with her for another 7 or 8 years, and she unnecessarily bragged about big dicks she encountered. and once she told me the reason she always yelled fucked-up things at me was that she was frustrated about my tiny penis. which i barely used anyway, mostly just ate her out. not easy to get an erection around an obviously annoyed girl who's insulted your penis on multiple occasions. unfortunately i don't have one of those humiliation/cuck fetishes, not even a little bit, because i bet i would have loved that instead of hating it. especially because i also bought her tons of shit, and she once told me she made fun of me to her friends about that too. i knew it was dumb but i loved her and she called me all the time and told me she was in love with me and i was just a big sucker. she's been gone a while now and there's about a 0% chance i willingly show the willie to another woman.
>>29034905
you're aware that flaccid size has no correlation to erect size when you don't know whether he's a grower or a shower?
>>29035359
this is fake...
has to be
So are we like supposed to take this bait or....?
>6'3
>5.5 inch penis looks like 4" on my frame
i'd literally rather be a 5'6 manlet with a thick 9 inch cock. i'd do anything for that to happen, would even SELL MY SOUL.
i said, I'D SELL MY SOULdid it work?
>tfw legit micropenis
Stories like this are why i just gave up, im never going to be intimate with another human or reproduce. Hopefully ill be dead before im 30.
>>29035511
its the average dick size, dont get your problem m8. Should be able to satisfy most women
>>29035438
it sounds fake? well i did it. i loved her and genuinely believed all her loud and cruel insults were because i wasn't good enough and she was trying to help. i still kind of believe that.
>>29035511
5.5 inch is average man, just lie to girls and say you're 6 inches. I'm 6'0" tall and tell them I am 6'3", they never know.
The amount of effort 4channers put into making others feel insecure and shitty about themselves and bringing them down by making up stories is amazing. Hard to believe some anons actually get kicks out of trying to make other anons upset
>>29035410
I know what a hard dick looks like idiot
>>29035673
stock holm syndrome
I hate this world
>>29035511
just become twink mode and then you're all good you will be like 6 inches and look like the best anime guy
>>29034396
Ello Australia poster!
>>29034721
>short hair
I wouldn't be talking lady.
What constitutes a micropenis?
>6.25 length
>4.6 girth
Is this fine?
>>29035896
eh i'd shove it in my cunt, why not. hope you're into farting.
>>29036464
i love farting. it's my favorite.
>>29032088
7 x 5 is where micropeens start I think anon
>>29034721
Lol, sure you are. Post a timestamped pic then to prove it then, idiot.
>>29032297
Sorry your vagina is a cavern maybe if you werent a whore
>>29032056
>being friends with a roastie whore
Who's really the loser here?
>>29032162
Don't buy into that stuff, i've got a 4 inch dick and there are plenty of girls who don't mind.
>>29034343
A lot of internet communities can fuck up people's perception of the world, just remember not to take anything on this site seriously.
>>29032056
I know that guys feel. I'm 6 inches but I'm not circumsized. The only two women I've taken my dick out to said it looked disgusting and laughed at me. Kicked me out as well.
Why do women think they can be so cruel to men like that? The equivalent would be if I made fun of a woman's lopsided tits or her roastie cunt.
>>29035732
Kill yourself whore you do not deserve to be alive
>>29032056
>Idiots bought this.
>>29037682
Did that really happen anon? :(
Please tell me you made that up...
I have phimosis and a dick that size :(
>>29037769
It really happened man. I don't get it. It made me very self-conscious about my dick and showing it to people. Still a virgin too after all that.
>>29034905
>hear him punch the wall and leave
Now this is how you make great b8. I felt nothing till reading this line, now I feel sad for this imaginary dude.
>>29037605
You are my hope anon, plz don't be lying. That one sentence filled me with hope. Plz don't be lying.
>>29037824
If it's any consolation i'd suck u off.
>>29034721
Top kek. Gr8 b8 m8.
Even if it isn't you both look like roasties. The brunnette has a jaw that rivals a mans. She's probably a tranny. Go kill yourselves and help the human race.
>>29037752
Wow I so don't believe so much of that. I wonder if I would've before I started hanging out here.
>>29037878
It's actually true, funny thing is the girl i'm currently with has only been with one other guy who apparently has a pretty big dick. But my girlfriend is convinced small dicks are better because of how shit he was at fucking, which of actually hward from a few girls he's been with.
So just make sure you're good at sex and a lot of girls wont mind, the trick to being good is reading your partner and paying attention to what gets a possitive reponse.
I'm sure some people are gonna respond to me now trying to convince me she is secretly cheating on me with big dick guys. But don't listen to them, most girls out there aren't dick hungry sluts and the ones that are you probably wouldn't want to be with anyway.
>>29037752
>gays are normal
Nice try kike. Completely out of place "fact" to push the propaganda.
>>29038006
Alright, so you got with a used up roastie who had her roast smashed by a guy bigger than you and she's ready to settle down for a small dick. She's already had her cunt stretched by another man. What a great victory for you, you get the stretched sloppy seconds of a used whore, and that's if she's telling the truth.
>>29037950
What specifically do you doubt?
It's certainly true that only a few women are size queens. It's usually gays pretending to be girls, or transfags, that have to have them big. Of course 1% of all women is still a pretty high number but...
>>29038015
Eh, it's true though, both that it's literally no longer defined as a disorder, and in that ethology has shown conclusively it's typical mammal behavior under conditions of overpopulation.
>>29034905
NORMIES BTFO HAHAHAHA
>>29038062
I dom't really obsess over virginity like most guys on here. Plus i got to be my girlfriends first for everything except vaginal intercourse without orgasm and now i now that dick size really doesn't matter as much as most guys on here think.
Also my girlfriend earns more money then me so if she's just trying to find someone to settle down with she's pretty shit at it.
>>29038099
Hahahah ah, biggest load of shit I've ever heard that's easily debunked. You mean to tell me that a switch flips when there are too many people that turn some people gay? How many people does it take for the human body to say "well, there's too many people here, I have to go gay!"
Typical fag propaganda to claim it's normal to be gay.
>>29035359
>tfw there are really people like that out there
Death is the ultimate relief for those poor souls
>>29037682
Haha good for you fucking normie I hope you die
>>29034307
>Genetically small thighs
Nah, youre just a bitch with weak legs.
And a big pp
Its hard to slam the door on a guy who was waiting in your closet, and now has your head completely wrapped in duct tape.
>>29037752
>tfw I closed that shitty info chart when I saw"homosexuality is normal"
Fucking kikes
>>29034343
FUcking this. Realized this back in 2014 over the summer. I was browsing /adv/ asking for girl advice and was always nervous. First time with girl and all. Saw her talking to some other chad looking guy, and then I asked /adv/ and they told me to come to /r9k/. worst mistake ever. Every night for 3 months my gut felt like someone was punching me in it over and over. Lost a bunch of weight and hair at only 20 yrs old. Even bought that stupid book on amazon about the keylogger thing which pretty much said all girls cheat or have back up men just in case. Man It all really did damage, but I came out tougher in the end. Now I serve to give other anons the same feelings I had.
>>29034343
>>29035724
It is being used to do exactly that. It has been for years. It is obvious.
>>29032056
>guy with a micropenis dropping pants for a blowjob
I was showing off my ferrari last night except it was actually an old computer chair. ??????????????????
Mine is just under 9 inches but it's irrelevant because I never use it because I'm a sperglord who can't talk to women. At least you small dicked guys get far enough to where a girl sees it and it becomes an issue. I don't even get that far.
Bonus for me is that I live in nyc and am surrounded by hot women everyday but can't do anything. That's even worse than having a micropenis
>>29038099
its not defined as a disorder because people don't want to fix it anymore. the things we do define as disorders like "anxiety" and "depression" are 500 million times more normal, but we take drugs for them because people say they want drugs for them. psychology is not science.
as for homosexuality, anybody would be scared to bring it up, but it's generally not a spontaneous lust for sucking dick as much as it is a coping tactic for all sorts of brain dysfunction and disorder. You could have just as easily been convinced to want to hump textbooks or animals at a certain vulnerable time when you were developing those interests. If you're truly a gay boy from the start, that means you have a hormonal disorder and there is still usually evidence of associated problems beyond having the orientation of the opposite sex.
it's certainly not normal. it just supports the idea that we evolved imperfectly with regards to all the redundancies and energy output for sexual interaction. mammals are supposed to adapt extremely quickly to their environment and especially humans who fuck year round, fuck as many partners as possible. if you can get someone to adjust so much that they think boypucci is great, maybe that doesn't have other consequences, but not being able to have kids certainly creates challenges. from a very reductionist perspective (which considers the genetics involved), for it to ever be considered natural you'd have just about the same number of gay men and women. but it's often twice as many gay men, and when it comes to just fooling around, women are far more likely to get it on with other women. sexuality is a very late event in child development, and if you wanted to make someone an otherkin demisexual Xim or whatever it would not be much harder than selling a car.
>>29038213
It's a combination of factors, those with more siblings are more likely to go queer, and there are some hormone exposures that have a big influence on the stats. But it's a fact, confirmed over and over again, a certain percentage of any mammal will be queer, and the denser the population gets the higher the percentage tends to be.
see http://healthland.time.com/2010/10/22/why-youre-gay-a-new-study-shows-why-boy-rats-like-other-boy-rats/
http://www.iflscience.com/brain/sexual-preference-rats-influenced-oxytocin-and-dopamine
Google for more depending on your reading level.
>>29037889
fuckin henry rollins
if you're not going to use it on a girl, small penises are actually way better.
