Anon, this pizza is just like you, plain & boring
>>29031451
It's funny cause you remind me of pizza too! Everyone gets a piece and feels nothing but regret after
>>29031451
Anonette, this nigger is like you; ugly monkey face and giant lips
rude )^:original comment desu
>>29031451
Haha... y-you too tbo...
>>29031481
>>29031488
>projecting
Thank you, sadfrogs, for making me feel so damn confident and happy
>>29031505
Do you even know what projecting means you fucking retard?
How is this guy projecting >>29031481 when it's clear he's a robot, meaning he hasn't touched a woman in his life probably.
You are seriously stupid. I hope you feel embarrassed about how fucking stupid you are.
inb4 lol i'm just pretending
>>29031481
But saying that would make her start crying crocodile tears, and everyone will blame you for it. You just cant win against cunts.
>>29031451
I'd tell her to look closer, then grab her head and slam her face into the pizza.
>Hey I think the pizza heard you.
Then I throw some bills on the table and fuck off home to play videogames.
That doesn't look like 'eep 'ish 'za from the 'go to me, slut
>>29031481
I'm memorizing this one.
>>29031451
and soon you'll be like it
cold and lifeless
>>29031601
>everyone will blame you for it
Like I give a fuck
>>29031451
Well they say sex is like Pizza; Even if it's bad it's still pretty good.
The only difference is nobody forces that pizza down your hole.
>>29031451
Woah, man, what the fuck is wrong with pizza?
Fuck you, OP.
>>29031451
that pizza ain't even good.I'm italian
What's wrong with her face?
I can't name it but something is just weird about that face
>>29031451
Wow rude much. They'd bust acapin you if you were in the hood.
>>29031451
You mean clean and intelligent. Understandable you'd not recognize such traits.
>A pizza that's smart.
I mean you can live off of it.
>Try harder anon. That's not proper grammar.
In real life plenty of girls love cheese pizza. We'd be lucky if plain and boring did so well for guys.
>>29031451
wow you're a cunt
i'm gonna go, bye
>>29031879
She's pleased. Understandable you'd not recognize her facial expression.
>Not 'Go 'Za
Get that trite shit AWAY from my visage
>>29031451
spit right in her face
don't give a fuck what she does to me afterwards
she's probably 5'0, 110 lbs
Plain & boring is just a codeword for ugly that women use so they don't seem shallow.
>>29031451
fuck you, margherita is best pizza
I mean it, any extras are unnecessary
>>29031451
Roast in hell you stupid whore
She is mai waifu op. So cute.
>>29031451
>plain & boring
Yet delicious.
>>29031451
Fuck you cunt. We both know you ordered that because of your child's palate anyway you walking abortion. I'd say go die in a ditch somewhere, but the frogspawn, ciggarette butts and mcdonalds burger wrappers might be put off by you.
>not Chicago style
FUCKING DROPPED
so deep i have to cut
q_q emo girls rawr
>>29031481
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>>29034865
Jesus christ no wonder you guys are on this board. If a girl said this with while smiling she would probably be flirting.
>>29034900
Chicago style isn't pizza, it's a pie.
>>29034950
If she can't handle my banter, she doesn't deserve my frothy seed.
>>29031451
>Not knowing pizza margherita is the most popular in Italy
