>It's another mom slamming the dishes around episode
>>29028919
>It's the "you need to get sunshine" speech
>>29028919
>mom close the door
>mommy calls you names and screams episode
>>29028919
>Mom is having one of those psychotic, bitchy episodes
>It's another "Mom gets extremely mad over small things and starts yelling" episode
All my life the sound of my mom doing dishes has unnerved me. It's like all her aggression concentrated into slammed cabinet doors and clanking dishes. I'll go downstairs and opt to do it myself just to restore a sense of household calm.
Maybe if you weren't letting her down 24/7 and had your own place she wouldn't be slamming the dishes around family. If you're a NEET living with your parents and you don't do shit around the house you are worse than a parasite
>he doesn't get goodboy points from mommy or rewarded with licking between mommies legs
>>29028919
Buy her some paper plates, they're quieter
>My mom died of cancer when I was 16
>Life gets a lot comfier after she dies
>It's another mom screaming at me to put furniture I don't want or need in my room episode
The NEET life sure sounds great.
>what are we gonna do about anon?
>its a "mom making fun of me for being a virgin unable to get a gf" episode
>it's a mom helping me out with my autism and anxiety episode
i like my mom
>>29030169
oh god
my dad has just completely given up on me
my mom wants me to just be safe.
i tried to make my dad happy by getting a job but he just bitched and complained about how back in his day when he was my age he had his own business, 2 cars, a wife, a kid and a house.
so i quit my job and became an alcoholic since it's impossible to please my dad
>>29029570
How is he worse than a parasite as opposed to being hair as bad as a parasite? Did you say that for no reason?
>>29030276
>back in his day
>in the 50s
>where everything was a lot fucking easier
>its a 'mom is nice and cool until dad comes home from work and then everybody is walking on eggshells and she becomes a bitch for no reason' season
>>29030301
what the fuck is that supposed to mean? hair?
>live with my parents around 2006-2007
>browse 4chan daily on the family computer
>stepmom starts spying on what I do
>checks my phone and then decides to check the browser history
>"COME DOWN, WE NEED TO TALK!"
>4 hour session of shouting, calling me a pedophile, scum and threats of kicking me out
>move away out of your free will the following week
Man, she saw yotsuba and thought that it was dangerous CP on the front page. Ranted how we are all going to jail because Im watching "cp" on this horrible site and so on. It was pointless to try to explain to that bitch what it was about since she was the kind of a retard that had trouble emptying the trash bin on a computer.
I gotta wonder what did she see when she visited the site.
>>29028919
>its a "dad talks about me in the third person infront of me to my mom" episode
>It's a drunk mom gets angry at drunk dad episode
>>29030336
get ready for the divorce anon
>>29030495
>dad talks about me in the third person
What does this even mean?
>>29030525
>dad and mom and i are at the dinner table
>dad asks "mom, is anon working tomorrow?"
>mom says "anon is right there dad, you can ask him yourself"
>dad doest talk to me directly
>>29030583
What happens if you say something to him?
>>29030308
>in the 50's
I doubt his dad was an adult in the 50's lad. Come on lad. Come on.
>>29030508
don't say that
originalblox
>>29030694
more like the 80s
>>29030616
usually my mom will make a face and my dad will act all frustrated and flustered and then ask me the question again
like he gets frustrated by treated me with a basic dignityits fine though im used to being a disappointment
>>29030276
>Not responding with "Yeah then you got your favourite disapointment ME I'll be sure to avoid that mistake dad perhaps if you weren't an unsupportive CUNT I'd have got a lot further in life, I hope you live just long enough for you to see me kill myself."
It really is a classic.
>>29030495
>Being a whatever the fuck that is and expecting your father to respect you.
Either go big or go home anon, oh wait you are already home I guess you don't have the balls to rip em off hahahahahahahahahahaha,
No but seriously if you didn't at least consult your family doctor before hand with your parents you are a piece of shit, if you did then you are still a piece of shit sometimes we have to sacrifice our goals for the greater good for example you being a trans is of no significance when you think of the crippling disappointment your family have for you.
>>29028919
Thismom needs to be slammed.
