> Chad placed his bike in a position that blocks out 2 bike racks for himself.
> I place a u-lock on his bike, cause fuck this guy.
> Next morning chads bike is broken, tires are smashed in and you can see the rage he had from all the damage done to the bike.
>>29027610
Looking forward to when they identify you from camera footage and your criminal record fucks you up for the rest of your life?
>>29027610
>locking someone else's bike
I wonder why that's not more common
Wait, he smashed his own bike?
He could've found somebody to cut that lock off.
>>29027654
>>29027637
>I killed 3 niggas fo selling dope on my turf, why u here white bread?
I-i-i-I put a lock on someone's b-b-bike
>>29027637
can you actually get in trouble for putting a lock on someones bike?
what is the charge?
>>29027610
kek Chads are so dumb
>>29027637
Spotted the rack blocker
>>29027720
Whatever it is it's a fucking misdemeanor otherwise I'll be shocked
>>29027699
>ywn get made into a prison bitch
>>29027610
>using bikes as a means of transportation
>being this poor
why do you people even bother to continue living?
>>29027813
Job is 5 minute bike distance.
Parking is going to cost me 30-40 a day.
>>29027720
the charge is non existent. No police officer in the world is going to waste his time on that.
>>29027761
>>29027720
> my friend asked to double lock his bike for him
> i forgot his description and locked the wrong one
whos going to believe some random sperg goes around putting a lock on someone elses bike "just because"?
this is the benefit of living the absurd life. plausible deniability.
>>29027610
You shoud've cut his tires, remove his seat, and then place a u-lock
>>29027637
>muh camera footage
Orwellian nightmare much? I bet you post on social media you faggot
>>29027610
Doing God's work. People are so fucking retarded about bikes, the riders, as well as pedestrians and cagers.
