What's the gayest thing you've ever done, robots?
>>29027230
reply to this thread
ginol
masterbated to gay porn
sucked a dick only once tho and I said no homo
>>29027230
>What's the gayest thing you've ever done, robots?
Shook a man's hand once, been ashamed ever since
>>29027230
Had a guy lay ontop of and kiss me while I locked my legs around his waist. We were in pajamas so its okay, might have been a little gay though.
Made out with a guy.
Sucked his dick.
He sucked mine.
No lube, even though I was perfectly willing to try anal.
We were both drunk, and I've never seen him again.
>>29027288
Did you swallow though?
>>29027230
Sucked my own dick in a lucid dream.
102 day Snapchat streak with homo
>>29027230
I once got emotionally attached to a girly boy.
He killed himself.
His parents didn't really like the fact he wanted to be a little girl.
>>29027302
fucking pleb
i sucked my own dick irl
WITH ALL MY RIPS
It's a toss up.
IRL, when I was in second grade a classmate wanted to see my penis and butt, so I obliged and got pretty stiff.
Online, showing myself in pantsu and stockings and spreading my boypussy so people can fap.
>>29027371
I only managed to nuckle on my tip once.
Wasn't worth it, really.
>>29027383
How hairy is your boypussy?
>>29027409
I obviously shave it, so not at all. It gets so smooth, I start to get turned on from feeling between the cheeks.
>>29027431
I've always wondered how one goes about shaving their asshole.
>>29027508
It's not too difficult. Take a disposable razor, wet your butt, apply shaving cream, squat, spread them, and shave. Obviously, just be careful around the hole itself.
>>29027270
fuck you for that pic cunt
>>29027230
shaved my ass and tried to finger it, couldn't even get a single finger all the way in and it didn't really feel too good either so i stopped
>>29027230
Sucked a dick
No homo though
>>29027619
it's okay if it's a cute feminine penis.
>>29027230
i am openly gay. Anyone else here /polgb/ with Skype?
>>29027739
>/Polgb/
Stop this meme
>>29027301
Neither of us finished.
So no.
And I was already pretty limp from having sex with a girl earlier. Unfortunately.I would have though. It's not like I haven't tried my own before.
>>29027230
Attempting to suck my own dick.
>>29027230
Gay sex
Several times
Started to feed an addiction then i ended up liking it. None of my exes have any idea.
Grills are a pain in the ass. Guys are easy.
Not even gay either its just logistics.
Trap and post the pictures on /r9k/I don't have them anymore
It's really more of a femdom thing, though.
a gay guy wanted to suck my dick
i said no, because i'm not gayhe was the only person who was adamant about sucking my dick
>>29028034
so you want to be sissified?
>>29028125
also i'm listening to electroswing now. that's pretty gay
>>29028127
By a nice tall girl, yes.
>>29028144
I-Is it?I like it.
>>29028191
It's more of a straight loner thing desu
>>29028300
Well that makes me feel much better.
>>29028679
Nothing wrong with being either desu. I'm a straight loner myself
>>29027230
made out with someone on the dancefloor and then go home and get drunker and cry :,(
I have a huge crush on a guy I know. Other than him, I've never felt anything like that for a man.
I masturbate furiously to traps and crossdressers.
I would make hot tender love to a feminine young man while holding hands and cuddling after i fill his ass with my seed, then cuddling in bed after.
Once in middle school, I went to a friend's house to play vidya, and he kissed me out of nowhere. I told him we'd never speak of it ever again and we'd forget it ever happened.
Most recently, I had a 3 way with a friend and his girlfriend. He grabbed my dick a few times and beat off to her riding me.
Oh, and I shave my legs and style my pubes. I sometimes wear makeup and pull off a faggoty goth look
Fapped together with a Steam friend and timed it so we finished together..we did it multiple timesand I did it with like 4 people
>>29028922
That's pretty gay.
Are you at least cute?
>>29027230
Me and my cousin used to touch dicks as kids because we thought it was funny. I don't think either of us have ever talked about it to anyone or amongst ourselves.
compared penises with a friend in like eighth grade.
>>29029005
I'd like to think so, everybody says I am!
>>29029359show me your fuccboi cock, fagno homo
>>29029250
that's not even that gay desu
I mean, back in those days I often fapped together with a friend when we had sleepovers and apparently that's not too uncommon
>>29028871
Post pictures please
>orignal commento
>>29027230
Jerked off in the same room as another guy.
Niggah was asleep though
>>29028144
AH FRANKIE SINATRA
AHHHH FRANK SINATRA
>>29029379I don't like showing pics to strangers or posting them publically sorry
>>29029434is it because someone leaked your nudes before?I hope you're who I think you are
>>29029475Nobody's leaked any to my knowledge I just don't trust strangers sorry
You probably don't know me tbqh
>>29029475
>that phimosis cock
wew lad
>>29029548
Australians
Not even once
>>29029563
whos is it?
>>29027230
>sucked a dude's cock who bought me a drink
>fapped to tranny porn
>let a gay friend jerk me off
That's about it.
>>29029593
a slutty robot
>>29027230
I got drunk and cuddled with a openly Gay friend mostly because his bitchy boyfriend got mad at him and left, leaving him pretty down in the dumps. Got me some mad grill attention from it.
N-No homo stuff though. Just cuddle.
>>29029396
tru
funny that kids at that age are typically super homophobic but do shit like that
>>29029698
sexual self-discovery, I guess.
>>29029416
AH FRANKIE SINATRAi usually hate electroswing but i like that song.
Me and my friend literally sucked eachother off. Only sexual experience ive had untill now
>>29027230
I sucked a dogs dick
actually multiple dogs. not at the same time tho
also i drank a dogs piss once
>>29030260
That sounds really cute! Are either of you cuteboys? Tell the story!
Sucked a dick.
It wasn't even a feminine penis.
>>29030347
What possible story could you make of someone putting their dick in someone else's mouth?
>>29027230
Currently dating and living with another man
>>29029475
Kacey?
>>29030347
Yeah, im a cuteboi. There was a lot of sexual tension going on for a while and this one evening we had a sleepover and one thing led to another. Never spoke about it again, though.
>>29027230
Masturbated anally while watching gay porn, fantasized about being a girl, masturbated while making lewd faces in the mirror, masturbated while thinking about fucking myself
>>29031219
>masturbated while making lewd faces in the mirror
This sounds hilarious.
>>29031219
Have you ever masturbated while making lewd faceson facerig?
>>29031314
I went through a phase
>>29031329
I hate anime
>>29027230
>dry humped a kid in school as a joke
>masturbated over a different kid in school
to be fair they were both very effeminate and I went to an all-boy's school. i'm not gay, but I wouldn't repress it either
>>29031219
Oh yeah and I ate my own cum
>>29031425
I did that too.
Was very anti-climatic.
Was having sex with a guy for a while as a bottom. He got drunk and bragged to a girl that I was into... I don't talk to him anymore.
>fap to almost exclusively traps now, both 2d and 3d
>fap with prostate massager inside
>fap with dildo in ass
>fantasize about having a qtboi boyfriend
>always lick up my precum because it's tasty
>ate my own cum a few times but the aftertaste is horrible
never had an anal orgasm though, extremely disappointing
and I bet if I ever tried any real gay shit with another person it'd turn out I'm just prison gay and I'd be back where I started
I've had lots of gay fantasies in the past, but in those fantasies I either don't actually see the man or he's a feminine 2D character. I don't know if that actually counts as gay, it might just be confusion in my brain.
>>29027230
I AM A HETEROSEXUAL MAN, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A HETEROSEXUAL MAN, I AM PERFECTLY COMFORTABLE WITH MY SEXUALITY, YOU WILL NOT CONFUSE ME, YOU WILL NOT CONVERT ME WITH YOUR GAY LGBT PROPAGANDA, I AM HOW GOD INTENDED ME TO BE AND I WILL NOT BE TEMPTED BY YOUR SINFUL, BLASPHEMOUS WAYS
>>29027230
I pretended to wank off a friend while people cheered me on. Please god let me forget.
>>29032356
We're gonna need context here
I got lost in Tokyo and an older woman took me home with her. Among other things, we slept in her bed together and took a bath the next day together. It felt a little weird at the time but looking back she acted like it was normal/no big deal.
>>29032356
please greentext the story
why were you pretending
>>29032834
>greentext le story so i can post it on /r/4chan for ebin karma xD
we don't need your kind here
I've sucked my own dick a few times. The first time I did it when I came I ran to the bathroom and spit out the cum in the toilet cause it was gross. The other time when I came I just swallowed it immediately and it wasn't as bad cause it wasn't in my mouth as long. But now when I do it, I just don't cum in my mouth. But I don't think there was anything gay about this, cause I watch straight porn while doing it- like watching a girl suck a dick POV
>>29032640
>>29032834
>be socially retarded 16 yo
>go along with a friend to another group of friends he had
>they're all emos (remember those?)
>all of them are leftist liberal pro-gay etc.
>they put him in an armlock as joke and start tickling him
>I join in
>decide it's a good idea to make a good impression on them by pretending to jerk him off
>they all love it
>them cheering me on triggers my autism
>I unzip his pants and continue to pretend to jerk him off
>they cheer it on even more
>thankfully he escapes from the armlock and I stop
>it did make a good impression on them though
None of this is made up. I still sometimes get those cringe jerk reactions from this memory when trying to fall asleep.
Had sex with my best friend from our 15 to 19 years old.
Every weekend he invited me to stay and sleep at his house. We played games and then went to his bedroom.
He experimented with me a lot and i liked it. I was sub, so i did everything he asked and every weekend we tried something new.
He once asked me to suck him off, which i nearly did but i backed because i wasn't sure. He shoved his cock in my face many times trying to force me to put it in my mouth but i wasn't sure. I promised that one day i will do the deed but not today. Then a few months later we had an argument over some silly stuff and we didn't talk for years. Then we befriended again in 2013 and we usually meet but i never dared to ask him about the stuff we've done together.
I regret not sucking him, but if we would ask me to do it, i would in a heart beat.
I was literally his sex slave, but i enjoyed it and i liked seeing him experimenting with me. Plus he always invited me to eat or gave me stuff, so i kinda returned these favours.
I hope someday i get another chance but i'm afraid to talk about it.
We're both 29 now.
He had a few flings with girls and so do i, but he had sex with girls and im still a virgin.
The thought of even doing lewd stuff with him again someday, makes me hard.
>straddled my roommate while drunk almost had sex with him
I'm so glad I didn't. He's ugly.
>trap all the time even when people are in the house
There's a lot of banter here because I'm a tranny kek
>>29034437
Dude, he would probably be down.
>>29034741
Yeah, i think he would.
He really liked doing it. In fact, sex was on demand, so i always was there for him when get needed to get his rocks off.
Maybe one day i'll give it a shot, perhaps with the help of booze, because i'm quite shy to ask him.
Sucked a cock three times and been fucked twice.
I try to get away but every once in a while the cravings get too much and I just lose control of myself, to the point that I keep paying ties and other toys and shaving equipment on standby for when I have to have some cock and cum.
>>29035083
Fucking hell, I meant panties.
Fuck this stupid phone
>>29027230
>fap to 2d traps
>every time I cum, I cum in my hand and lick it >fantasize about sucking dick,getting fucked, and cuddling in bed with another man
>lewdpost on /r9k/
no homo though
>>29027230
Violently fucked my ass with a moderately sized cucumber while wearing stockings and watching sissy hypno vids and whispering lewd things about large penises to myself.
6/10 experience overall, would repeat but too much of a hassle.
Does anyone have suggestions on how to pursue a friend I have?
I think he might be bi, and I think I might be bi but neither of us have done anything gay before, or for that matter done anything sexual with other people, both virgins.
I like him a lot for who he is as a person and it makes me want to be with him. I'm not sure how to tell him, or if I should tell him and risk ruining the relationship.
>>29027383
You know the drill anon. Pics are demanded.
>>29027230
I fucked my own brother in the ass,and i'm not joking.
im a straight male, but my secret is that i post in an erp group full of faggots. half the time i dont even get off to it, im glad people like to talk to me though. even if its just for lewdness
>>29035307
Ok gross, but why.
text filled post here
>>29027230
sucking cock and having my cock sucked,not kidding.
Sucked a dick once
It was okay
We were 13-14 y/o and curious,i just hope i'll forget about it one day.
>>29035520
meant for
>>29035397
origano commento
I learned about sex when I was 9. I was curious about it, so one time at camp I convinced my tentmates to try out experimenting (it took very little effort, for the record). It was mostly frotting and kissing on the cheek, though at one point one of my friends rubbed the tip of his penis on my butthole.
>>29027270
Looks like a little brain lol
>>29027230
3-way with 1 girl
i wanted to put things in my ass, fast forward 45 minutes later im smashing literal shit down the shower drain with my foot. never again.
>>29027230
>7th grade
>Friend named Joe comes out as gay
>Was weird since I never knew anyone gay, but I stick with him since he is my friend
>I was extremely beta at that age and impressionable
>Joe helped me tell an ugly girl I didn't like her once, he also tried to help me get this cute girl but to no avail
>Joe started saying dirty shit to me, thought he was just fucking around and figured it was what gay people did
>I start talking dirty to him too as a joke, my friends all do it too
>Before you know it we're all acting gay but only one of us is actually gay
>A few girls in my class hear me fucking around and think Joe and I are a couple, I liked one of them so it set me back with her a lot
>Joe starts looking at me in class like you'd imagine someone in class would look at you
>He started touching me a lot
>Get really uncomfortable but still think it is all a joke, I am also too beta to ask him to stop
>The girl I liked was a slightly thick middle eastern girl
>She sees this happen regularly in class and still assumes I am gay
>Joe later on says something like "I think you're at least bisexual, no one plays around as much as you."
>Had to even convince my friends, who all acted like I did, that I wasn't gay
>Got to the point where I was trying to find a gf JUST to prove I wasn't a banana crammer
>Never got a gf
>Most girls who even slightly knew me assumed I was gay
Bought a buttplug and used it a couple of times.
It was underwhelming, disgusting and really just made me regret my life choices.
When you are shoving a plastic toy up your ass on all fours on your bathroom floor, you start to think about the things in life that brought you there.
>>29030428
but do you say no homo when you fuck?
>>29035676
Why would you do it in the bathroom instead of somewhere comfy like your room/bed?
>>29035227
I'm trying to stop being a slut so it won't happen.
>Self sucked and came in my mouth multiple times
>Fucked my butt with multiple objects and almost my whole hand
>My friend and I wanked each other off multiple times in grade 6
>Been sucked off by guys 3 times
>Made out with a guy for multiple hours
Still haven't sucked a dick which I want to.
>>29035566
That's where the brains of the gays are
>wear panties
>play with my butt, never came from it but it's hot anyway
>licked up my cum once
i guess i could go more gayi want to go more gay
Masturbate to males of all ages but I would never have sex with a man in real life.
I actually thought football was cool for two days....
>>29035982
Didnt want lube and potentially shit on my bedsheets. Bathroom felt natural incase something went wrong. The whole thing spread this strong scent of ass in the air anyways so it was better to contain that stink in the bathroom.
I tasted some of my cum because some flamers from here said it was a good idea.
When I was 10 I kissed another girl on the mouth. She screamed and ran away. My classmates said it was disgusting but I thought it was funny.
>>29027979
yeah, no, you're bi
just accept it
>>29036487
Was it a good idea?
have a gf (im a girl btw)
I've done pretty much everything except actually have sexual contact with another guy. Its like I love gay porn, but I have no attraction to guys when I'm actually around them.
I guess I just love the taboo, the extreme sex, but the chemistry just isn't there for me to be attracted to actual guys like I am woman.
I fantasize about sucking shemale cock any time i watch shemale porn
>>29036754
>Tfw like this with women
>Not gay in the slightest
I was touched by a man as a kid
Gayest part of my life
Shaved everything and done anal prostate play, feels pretty good but not worth the clean up and effort. Fap to traps, would fuck one irl without hesitation. Not sure if I'd be able to live with myself afterwards though.
>>29036873
>not worth the clean up and effort
YES IT IS, ANON!
Why would you regret fucking a cutie??
I had an online BF for a year
that's kinda itI want another ;_;
Leaning back on my stool chair in 7th grade when I almost fell over backwards and literally put my hand on some kids dick accidentally so I wouldn't hit the floor and split my head open
