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>have 30 grand in the bank >want to buy something >literally
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>have 30 grand in the bank
>want to buy something
>literally nothing I want, even exspensive stuff like high end headphones or a motorcycle seems nice but not worth the cost
>could do gfe with some high class escort but too lazy + know it wouldn't be worth it

what do I buy that will fill this hole
inside of me.
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Take a friend on a vacation or cruize
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>>29027186
Buy an assortment of Yeezy fashion and watch yourself be admired by everyone who sees you in public
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Send me a grand or two.
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>>29027186
Do something, don't purchase an object, purchase an experience. Go on a vacation, visit somewhere you always have wanted to see. Do something new.
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travel, buy a car or whatever.

30 grand is nothing though, so you're right not wasting it on pointless headphones or hookers
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>>29027186
Buy me Xbox Live OP
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You give me money so I can help take care of my loved ones, that will make you feel good.

I agree with you though. I just think buying things isn't exciting anymore. I don't want anything. Money is just used to feed and clothe people.
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>>29027333
Fuck this begger OP. At least I came out and straight up said I want Xbox Live. This theft is just lying so he can probably buy pot or other retarded shit
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>>29027361
That wasn't my point. No matter who you're helping, help someone with it OP. Go buy a shit ton of food and give it to a struggling family. Go help someone out, don't make a luxury purchase for anyone, not you or a beggar.
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>>29027186
Go on a trip somewhere. Maybe see the world. 30 grand is a lot of money and depending on where you go, can be stretched out a lot.
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>>29027415
>helping normies out with your money
>>>/r/eddit
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>>29027257
>purchase an experience
>and die a little more inside
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>>29027186
get yourself that bike and with the rest of the money live on the road
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to everyone eTy for the advice. I'm going to donate to a charity and see if I can get someone to match me
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>>29027503
>virtue signalling this hard
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>>29027186
>headphones
can a set of headphones really make that much of a dent in 30 grand?
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>>29027257
>purchase an experience
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Buy a rental home, income for life
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drugs, trust me (not pussy shit like weed). hard to be depressed when your up to your gills in something like oxy or ket. plus you have the cash to support a habit for a bit before it all comes crashing down
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>>29027186
sounds like this nigga needs to go to Viking Island
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>>29027186

A productive hobby. Spend $200 bucks on an entry level guitar. Find a good local music school or something, sign up for lessons which will cost you around $100 a month (about $27 per lesson per week).

A few years down the road when you're better at this skill and know you will continue with it, you spend maybe $600 to $1000 to a higher end guitar that you can use forever.

Same idea applies to whatever else skill you may have been interested in, but did not pursue. You'll have a skill that's fun to do and have something to constantly learn about and improve on. And you will have most of your $30000 left over. Which you should invest to make more money with. Read the Mr. Money mustache blog to learn more about investing before doing this.

I did this. It fulfills the hole.
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>>29027680
>rental home for 30 grand
Maybe in Serbia, good luck finding a home at that price in the civilised world.
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Please OP
[email protected]
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>>29027206
This.

Spend money on experiences, not things.

Traveling will be the most fulfilling for you.
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Charity.
Buy your local fish some goods.
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I know that feel, 10k bongs in the bank and can't even think of anything to buy.

I grew up poorish, so I want for stuff like the new Doom to come down in price despite being capable of affording it.

Hoping I don't turn into one of them lads that blows all his savings on escorts, desu
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>>29027711
Lifelong opiate addict here.

Dont do this.
If you think the suicidal ideation and crippling anxiety is bad now just know it multiplies ten fold in withdrawals...with the added bonus of severe physical discomfort nausea and diahreaa
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>>29027257

Purchasing an experience is a fad perpetuated by roasties. You get very little out of it, not even something you can try to resell if you have buyer's remorse.

A modest trip to the local zoo or something is fine. The way people push for trips to Paris or Italy or shit, however, is a waste of money. Just a way for roasties to show off that they (their man) have money and status.

Just sayin' OP, if you do the "buy an experience" route be very very careful with your money.
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>>29027814
not op, but ill send you a gift card
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I'd recommend buying an onahole OP. Better than escorts IMO and this little piece of heaven is only ~40 bucks with shipping.
Buy a high quality onahole, seriously. It will at least mend a piece of the hole in your heart.
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Take some time off work and travel. Just pack your shit up and go somewhere, get outside. Also try to go to a doctor and get a script for benzos or opiates.
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>>29027186
fucking envy you because all I want is a fast newish car. the only other thing I need I have (a decent laptop). literally live in a empty apartment.goddamnit
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>>29027902

That's fine, less shit to clean up, less shit to carry with you when you move. Just say you're a minimalist or something. Now you're stylin' and edgy.
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>>29027871
This. The only exception I would make is buying a blowjob in the VIP room for $125 or however much the price is. That would definitely, definitely be worth it for OP. The hard part is finding a club where the girls provide those extra services, so far I've only found one out of the ten I've been to.
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I worked full time for 1 year and did not spend a penny on myself. The only money I spent was on food and transportation. So now I have 20k in the bank and 1 year off my life. Was it worth it? No. I feel like splurging it all on crap I dont really need in an attempt to momentarily make myself feel better.
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Buy books, they take time to finish and read its a wonderful experience
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You poz up my steam wishlist of course.
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>>29027934

Good hunk of asian massage houses in big american cities offer "full service" for around $160, might be good for OP too.
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>>29027925
wasn't mad that I live in an empty apartment I do that on purpose cause I hate clutter and shit. but it's also because I want a car that isn't my old toyota that I'm worried will die.. but the saving isn't getting me a kickass car anytime soon
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>>29027967
Oh yes, I completely forgot about those. That'd be much easier considering that in Florida only one in ten strip clubs give "extras" where as a fuckload of asian massage houses do them. Man, I miss living in Okinawa and going to a nearby "massage parlor."
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>>29027948

Bro I know the feel. But be careful with that money and let it make more money for you. I worked for 10 years, and for a few years worked very long and stressful hours. But those years brought in good money, which I used to buy rental properties with. They're paid off now and produce enough money for me to survive on. It would not be a luxurious millionaire life, but enough for a little apartment with internet and food. It feels good to know that I will never have to take shit from mr. shekelstein if I don't want to.

Hang in there bro and invest that money carefully. Take time to learn about investing. Splurging is the biggest normie mistake you can make, it's how people mysteriously turn into 40 years old with no money, stuck in jobs they hate with mr. shekelstein riding their ass all day.
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It's not true that happiness can't be bought. But it has zero correlation to spending. Sometimes buying expensive crap made me depressed. Sometimes a walk made me happy.

But not always.
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>>29027680
For 30K? Are you really this stupid?

Even the shittiest homes can go for at least 100K today.
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>>29027989

Fuck bra it's a toyota. Those never die. Mine is 10 years old and still kicking fine.

Take it yearly for the required maintenance and oil change, and that thing will last and last.
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>>29028055

Well, maybe being in australia has something to do with it.

In my local city I see condo units that you can rent out for sale for $70000 regularly. I've seen $45000 for units in inconvenient parts on the edge of the city. And this is in a large american city.
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>>29027186
Buy gold or start investing. We're at the brink of a huge economic collapse, and with that kind of starting capital you could probably make 50k profit when it happens taking only low risk general market short positions.
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>>29027186
Just don't spend it then. Whatever you buy to fill this "hole" of yours will just disappoint you.
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>>29028061
true, I'm just jelly of all the bro's around here who are younger than me driving camaro's and other crazy shit. at least my car has lexus-tier comfyness about it
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>>29027934
How do you even ask them?
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keep all your shekels with you, OP. Don't spend that shit.
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>>29027732
this nigga

http://www.mademan.com/wallstreetfighter200807vikings-exotic-resort-island-babes-for-only-3900_31-html/
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>>29027186
I have the same issue, now I just gamble everything, it feels pretty bad to lose 5k on a single hand but then I remember that I wouldnt want anything with that 5k anyway.
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>>29028295
do you bet your money on what?
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>>29028343
blackjack, poker and rarely slots
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>>29028180

For them asian massage parlors, you pick out ones that offers that service to begin with. Look for ones that open real late, like until 3 AM in the morning. Sites like spa hunters also have reviews you can use, you can sign up using a throw away email.

Once in the parlor (after 7 or 8 PM in the evening, don't go too early), you go in and say you're looking for a massage. You a law abidin' good boy who dindu nuffin, and just looking for a perfectly legal service. They may ask whether you been there before, you can lie and say yes, and give them a random common female name, like rachel or kim, if they ask who you were with. Or just say no, but a friend recommended this place to you.

When you're changing and stripping, feel free to accidentally let the masseuse see your dick. When she is washing you on the table shower, just make small talks, compliment her on her skin. Maybe pat her on the ass or run your hand over her thigh a bit. You'll be dried off and maybe sent to a sauna if this is a higher end place, but at the end they'll hustle you into this little room for more massage, and at this point you should get the full service (fucking) so long as it's a place that offers it and you did not come off as a undercover cop, which the previous advice would accomplish for you.
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>>29027186
Hey, op, I have an idea. Go buy lots and lots of guns. Go shoot stuff. Not ppl, stuff. Get good at shooting.

You'll be highly satisfied, I promise.
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>>29028392
Do they do stuff without condoms ever? Like hand jobs at least. Is it ok to go there if you're ugly fat and hairy?
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>>29028496
>Do they do stuff without condoms ever? Like hand jobs at least. Is it ok to go there if you're ugly fat and hairy?

For fucking they always have condoms available. I have heard of them giving blowjobs without condoms, but don't know for sure since I don't go there for those. I'd be pissed if I went to one and only got a handjob. Them korean whores ain't a porn actress that suck and blow good, the blowjobs (with condom) that I've gotten from them were mostly bad.

It's especially ok to go if yer ugly, fat and hairy. You think them whore houses are open for the sake of Leonardo DiCaprio and Justin Beiber lookalikes?

One advice, take a shower on the day you go, get yourself nice and clean. Shave. Wash your ass carefully, trim your ass hair and pubes if you can. No need to shave it and look like a 12 year old down there, but just make sure it ain't a jungle, and that you're overall hygienic. They will appreciate this most of all.

Give the girl a bit of extra money as tip if you liked her service. Give the madame a bit extra as tip if you intend to come back here again, she will take good care of you in the future if you tip her.
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>>29027257
Kill yourself, you normie fuck. A vacation is probably one of the worst things you can spend 30 grand on.
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>>29027333

Fuck people who think that just because they got a woman or a kid to take care of, they're entitle to shit.

Your kid ain't sacred. There's billions of people on this planet. Your kid will contribute less to the human race than a fucking gorilla in a zoo.
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financial independence >>>>>>>> items
Keep on saving. One day you might not need to be a wagecuck.
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