I fucked up
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>be me
>Fit rich self employed neckbeard
>be outside of holy basement
>Go to starbucks to meet a business partner
>He's going to be an hour and a half or so late
>Decide to wait on him
>Woman glaring at me from across the room who saw me pull up to the shop in my BMW i8
>Decides to walk over and talk to me
After a few rounds of uninspired responses to this obvious gold digging wore I show my powerlevel and say
"Why are you talking to me roastie."
>>29026732
How did she started the conversation
>>29027020
Started asking me about my watch and then she moved on to my pinky ring and then started asking what I did for a living
>>29026732
Roast her for being a gold digger in front of your partner, show him the nature of women
>>29026732
>glaring at me
>>29027350
This was ealier and I'm already back to the comforts of my computer chair
>>29027434
Well don't worry about it, you repelled a leech, good on ya
>>29026732
This post made me really sad.
>>29027573
Why? Would a post make you sad.
>>29027710
Because she is a roastie!
>>29027738
REEEEEEE MY BROTHER RRRRRRREEEEEEE
She wanted some of my jew gold in exchange for access to a slimy disgusting axe wound.
>>29027778
REEEE STUPID ROASTIES
But let's be a little bit more serious now. If a dude aproaches girl attracted only on her good looks, it is bad. When a whore goes after money, it somehow is ok.
Fuck this society, only 2,5 years to go,and then, (not literal) basement forever
>>29026732
Kek, gg anon
>>29027710
>why would something your brain perceived make you formulate an emotional response
Maybe we just stop posting as much eh?
>>29026732
More important question for of. What range are you getting on bummer? I like it very much but I'm scared that I will have to stop for fuel very often. Also how loud is it? 3cyl scares me.
>>29028492
I live in a place with extremely shitty roads so the range is quite shit. The i8 is also not a fast car in any way shape or form, it's nothing more than a show car. Even a mustang GT can beat me on a good day.
>>29026732
This is great. Glad you did that and put her in her place.
If more men did this the world would be a better place
>>29028492
Also the fuel is dependant on the roads but I typically have to refill once every three days or so. It's not load at all if you disable the shitty fake exaust speaker.
>>29028676
I have cars for almost any occasion. This one I'd like just for the looks and cruising in the night.
>>29028724
I'd go with a tesla desu, I recently purchased one and j love it a lot more than the I8, but if you need to hear the sound a Aston Martin or S class cope have greater presence
>>29026732
Nice thinly veiled brag thread.
Gas yourself.
nice humblebrag
sage
How is this a fuck up? I don't see any possible negative ramifications.
>>29029093
I drove tesla. It's just not my cup of tea. I asked about sound since I haven't had the opportunity to test drive i8. I was worried about small 1.5l engine in it would make it sound loud and cheap.
I like when sound is there, but it becomes tiring if it's a long drive. I hope v12 s coupe isn't too loud for longer drive because I also thought of replacing cl65.
>>29026732
'She was only attracted to me because I'm attractive and successful'
Oh no the injustice.
>>29027326
shit okay now i get why you did it
>>29027868
>If a dude aproaches girl attracted only on her good looks, it is bad.
Not... really? I mean I don't know anyone who would say that.
If a dude kept going with a woman just for her looks that might be a little different.
>>29029802
You aren't supposed to sperm out in public and reveal your power level. She was offended and threw a shitshow tantrum
>>29027434
Small business loan please you'll love it I just need 70k
>>29026732
And how did she react to that last line man, don't leave us hanging?
>>29031240
Basically threw a huge tantrum about how I thought too highly of myself and would never get a girlfriend or wife if that's how I view women. Then she started talking about how my mother should be ashamed of giving birth to someone like me. Then she said my ring was like a 1970s gay wannabe pimp.
All in all Bantz Hella heavy
Pic related it's the ring I wear it on my pinky
>>29031342
Dat pinky ring doe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUwH1i5wRx0
>>29026732
NICE ONE!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>29031342
mad as hell quiznos roastie
>>29031342
How did she even know what a roastie was? This story sounds made up.
>>29032468
That's a common place insult now
>>29032599
No it isn't. No one fucking knows what it means, it's an /r9k/ meme. Get your head out of your ass.
>>29026732
>fit, self employed robot
Truly the master race.
Once you bang a woman and want to her out of your life, you simply reveal your power level and she leaves in disgust.
>>29031199
>sperm out in public
>>29032638
Well I don't know where you're from but where I live the memes from everywhere are well known. But hey, some of you really don't get out of the basement at all so you wouldn't know
>>29032638
It was an /r9k/ meme. It's quite common now. I've even seen it on "black twitter"
>>29032638
This guy at school called my sister a roastie, now my whole family knows what it is.
>>29027326
>pinky ring
What lol
Take a picture
>>29032877
Posted a picture of it already, but the men who raised me always used to wear them. Would post an irl picture but I don't want to attract the stormweenies
>>29033017
Are you a greasy italian?
>>29033110
Half black half arab
>>29031342
>$71,505.00
Oh really, anon? Was it worth it?
Was she attractive anon?
