>ask R9K what to say
>"throw some pickup lines at her"
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED
>autism is flaring, my body is trembling
>what the fuck do I do now that she's expressed interest
>all I want is a date ;~;
say 'ay gurl u want sum fuk'
>>29026276
Tell her that if she wants a green card, she'll need to be your sex slave for a minimum of 5 years
>>29026276
The more you think about your responses the more spergy you will come across.
ayy bby gurl r u a beaver? cuz dam
>>29026276
Say:
>can you sucky sucky for 5 dorrah?
"holy shit that was good"
because that was a pretty good response desu
bitch looks like a code lyoko character
>>29026276
Ask her if she is a Japaryan superhuman or a filthy fucking subhuman gook chink nigger.
>>29026615
It looks like a gook.
t. former skull measurer of honorary aryans skulls
>>29026488
"oh sorry anon, i fell asleep reading your reply"
>>29026653
Then she must be exterminated for the good of all humanity. Nippon Banzai!
She's trying too hard. If a guy wrote her responses he'd be called a sperg in a heartbeat.
What I'm saying is, she's a sperg so feel free to sperg too.
Just bee urslef.
>>29026276
just say something like "omg good one"
don't think about your replies too much
>>29026276
The best reply would be "k"
Women like a man who is disinterested
>>29026826
Is it a good idea to use "kek" "ayyyy" "lmao" "baka" "senpai" etc. when talking with a roastie? Or would I have to explain everything to her like an autist?
>>29026871
Do not use any abbreviation you would commonly see on 4chan. Do not mention 4chan, do not acknowledge you browse it, do not ever let on you have posted or even been here.
>>29026871
Same as
>>29026904
buuut you can use lmao (only don't overuse it)
better yet: just use lol like every normal person
>>29026904
Why?
>mfw have been reeeing and yelling about normies in public with gf since we started dating
>she thinks she's a normie
>has never been on 4chan but knows of it and knows full well how often I'm on it
>have explained /r9k/ to her
>doesn't mind
>>29026954
autism everyone
>>29026276
shes from tumblr and believes this kind of "quirky" interaction is the highest form of communication
keep the ball rolling i guess, then invite her to some hipster coffee place
>>29026904
>WAAH I DONT WANT A NORMIE GF
>"do your best to attract a normie gf"
r9k fucktards, everyone
>>29026990
everyone is a hypocrite on this fucking board
>>29026971
I probably am. Still have a gf who loves me and will complain about normies with me.
>>29026990
>implying
I've never posted about wanting a girlfriend, I have one.
Contrary to your beliefs, not everyone here is the same.
>>29027039
Ur the fucking NORMIE here u fuking tool fuck off reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Use another art pun to make her laugh anon and shell think you're smart, since she's trying and failing to come up with a good one
Make her laugh/impress her a second time and then you're golden to talk bout whatever, ask her about her
>>29026276
This doesn't make sense because Monet was a landscape artist
REEEEEEEE
>>29027093
You're making baseless allegations, with almost zero information. Something a normie would do...
>>29027237
>implying that NOT every single fuck on this board makes random assumptions
>>29027259
It's also the reason we've all been labeled creeps, weirdos, and social pariahs our entire lives without ever being able to defend ourselves.
>>29026276
let me take you to a movie and you can watch me paul reubens my peter in the theater.
I need Monet, to buy DeGas to make my Van Gogh. I tried to Hale a cab but my Whistler didn't Turner 'round.
>>29027438
Virgin if ever I've seen one.
>>29027664
making a joke = virgin
Aaaand that's why you don't have a gf.
>>29026276
come up with another, then ask her to meet up
>>29026871
lmao is fine but the other shit? why would you expect anyone to recognise that shit? if you have to explain it to her, you'll sound ridiculous. don't fucking reference 4chan man.
Ask for a PIC of her ASS-O
>>29027987
ha that's pretty funny but probably not a good idea to send
Ask her if she wants a pic of your Pollocks then
>>29028082
>>29028016
meant to reply lmao
in seriousness, you should ask her what her favourite artist is and ask her to visit a nearby art gallery with you sometime
>>29026276
You should write her a song girls love thoughtful songs[echos]
>>29026871
I think it would be fine.
>>29027039
> female with social media
> "help me kill the normies"
day of the rope when
