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ITT: the memories that hurt the most >decide to lose my virginity
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ITT: the memories that hurt the most

>decide to lose my virginity
>buy a 4 star hotel room for the night and get an expensive hot redhead escort
>i open the door to greet her and she hesitates to walk in the room for a moment
>she eventually walks in and compliments my suit and calls me 'cute'
>she wants to make a phone call first, im feeling pretty nervous but hyped for sex
>after a few minutes talking on the phone she comes out (i am already starting to get undressed)
>she tells me that she doesn't feel like having sex tonight
>'sorry hun'
>we play uno for a while, she drinks some wine and she kisses me a few times
>after about 40 minutes she wants to leave
>she tells me $100 for her and $50 tip for her driver is fine and i dont have to pay the rest
>dont know what to say because i already kissed her and wasted some of her time
>blew almost $500 in total that night including getting drunk as fuck alone in the hotel later
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are you morbidly obese? how does a hooker not fuck you
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>>29025338

Post a pic of you. It would help understand the story better
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>>29025338
get a cheap motel next time
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Why did you wear a suit?
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>>29025338

that's fucked OP. sorry man.
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>>29025403

he's retarded man. let him go.
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Things that didn't happen: the original OP post.
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>high school
>ask 6 different girls to senior prom
>steadily moving down the ladder with each one
>get rejected by all 6
>7th one had no date and pity complied
>kept talking about anime with her the whole time
>showed her my cool naruto hand signs
>IM her the following day
>want to catch a movie?
>flat out rejects me
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>>29025435
I don't see the issue. Why wouldn't she reject you after?
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>>29025429
piss off normie, if you have been here longer than a few months you would know the bad luck robots have with women, its almost supernatural.
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>>29025466
I should've clarified, the part that hurts is when I asked her to the movie. In retrospect, she was already absolutely bored/disgusted the night before so what the fuck was I thinking
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>>29025467
How is this bad luck? Op wore a suit and got an expensive hotel for a hooker. That's fucking creepy
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>Be stupid and get engaged at 19
>Fiancee has half a million red flags I've chosen to willfully ignore
>Comes home one day at like 3 in the morning
>Tears in her eyes
>"Anon, I slept with Anthony (her ex and a mutual friend)"
>We break up right then and there
>I spend the night at my parents' house
>Come back the next day to grab all my shit out of the apartment
>Open the bedroom door
>Condom wrappers all over the bed and floor
>Cheating cunt couldn't even wait 24 hours
>Calls me while I'm packing up
>"My phone is about to die so if you need to get in touch call Anthony's phone"

I've never felt more emasculated and enraged in my entire life. On the plus side she's now been engaged like five times and her life is a steaming pile of garbage full of people she's wronged.
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>>29025484
Yeah. You talked to her about anime at prom, which was a pity thing to begin with. Of course she is going to reject you. Why would that even slightly surprise you?
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>>29025509
And you're on r9k. Sounds like she is still winning
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>>29025509
>My phone is about to die so if you need to get in touch call Anthony's phone
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>>29025501
>That's fucking creepy

How so?
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>>29025565
It's a hooker.
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>>29025467
I've never heard of an escort doing that. She would either outright refuse OP and not waste time like that. If what he says is partially true, there is something he isn't telling us.
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I wasted 7 years of my life on two cheating bitches.

I don't long for either and both their lives are now absolute shit while I got a proper job and a nice inheritance, but all the time and money wasted... fucking grips me like death.
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>>29025572

That doesn't explain anything.
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>>29025580
A pic of him would clear everything up
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>>29025338
>paying a hooker that didn't even fuck you
How does it feel to be the king of all betas?
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>>29025389
this you fool, making it look like you actually care about pleasing her is what fucked you, if I was a whore and got a callout to a killer hotel I would try and just stay around for drinks and shit
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>>29025622
Maybe he was intoxicated already. Or something else caused her to feel unsafe.
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>>29025338
Lol you remind of that thread where the guy got friendzoned by a hooker.
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>>29025532

I come on r9k for the laughs and the occasional comfy thread. She's been in college for 8 years now with no degree and has quite literally no friends because everyone knows she's a cheating whorebag.

Besides I don't need to justify myself to you.
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>>29025622
I can't even imagine how fucking disgusting OP must look for a whore to refuse him sex.
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>>29025681
Whoa look how insecure you are about her. I didn't realize you base your life on her like that.
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>>29025715

>Memories that hurt the most thread
>Post memory that highlights insecurities and frustrations of past relationship
>"Wow how insecure"

Dude do you even understand how this thread works?
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>>29025741
He's living his life based on how hers is going. So sad.
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>>29025776
And you wouldnt? I dont know about you but ive had girks i wanted to date turn me down for ghetto trash niggers. It gives me satisfaction knowing i am getting a degree, moving up in the business world, 20 fucking years old and fit while shes with some ghetto asshole in an apartment not even attending college.

Get over yourself everyone has an egotistcal aspect to them when someone they liked wronged them and are doing bad
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>>29025776
>Not comparing yourself to your enemies to see how much better you're doing and rivaling in small victories

Are you the shitty loser people compare themselves to and now you're bootyblasted?
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