>mfw mom caught me dry humping the cat
>mom caught me slapping my own ass in the bathroom and watching it jiggle in the mirror
help
>tfw mom freed my fuck midget and called the police
will i get arrested for this
i didn't think midgets counted as people
Don't tell me this is true.
Very rarely I would wake up in the middle of the night so uncontrollable horny that I could
fuck anything, even my dog. After one or two minutes, I begin to realize what my groggy
horny mind was telling me and become disgusted as fuck at myself. I am usually glad
that I didn't give in on my urges and just stayed there in my bed. I then proceed to just
masturbated and fall asleep in a matter of minutes afterwards.
>>29025219
>my mom caught me wet humping the cat
>>29025235
I do that 2bqhwyfamilio
>tfw mother found my missing 411 reports
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>>29025235
Haven't kekd like that in a while thx autismo guys
Bump
>>29025219
At least your mom didn't catch you letting the dogs lick your dick
I've never been able to have a normal conversation with her since.
Bump10 bucks op is fapping rn gj op gj
