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ITT: We describe what our daily life usually consists of
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Browsing here all day mostly in bed. I can literally watch tv and YouTube on my tablet without getting out of bed.
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>wake up at 11
>Go on 4chan
>Eat
>Exercise
>Read book
>Do whatever
>Smoke some weed
>Sleep at 3-4AM
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>>29024236
>Wake up
>fap
>Exercise
>Eat
>Read
>Read
>Read
>Play sum vidya
>Fap
>Go to bed.
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>>29024236
>wake up any time from 2am to 12pm cause insomnia
>put coffee on
>load up PC
>find twitch stream to watch, if nothing watch vods
>vape non-stop cause shits addicting
>spend 20 minutes finding game to play
>play 1 minute of said game
>close and find another cause whatever I play I've played 100 times
>load up ex's twitter/facebook to see if she's posted anything which she hasn't in months... (inb4 not robot. She's only friend I had in ~5 years, 'relationship' only lasted a couple months)
>get sad
>get high after
>jerk it
>get bored of everything
>drive around cause nothing better to do
>drive in circles around town, usually to reminisce about how my life wasn't terrible before
>dad gets home around this time
>harasses me about not finding job/applying for college
>tell him I have to both, neither showed any interest in me
>fight
>short fight ends
>eat dinner (first/only meal of the day)
>sit on computer chair feeling sorry for myself
>contemplate suicide
>get high again
>find more twitch streams
>pass out when I'm too physically exhausted to stay awake
>repeat
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Half of the week I wash dishes in a restaurant. The rest of the days I wake up, shower, lift, drink protein shake then browse internet, eat and masturbate. I get no pleasure from video games anymore.
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>wake up
>go on 4chan in bed
>take shower
>eat
>get on computer
>eat dinner
>sleep
repeat
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>>29024236
>wake up in the morning
>no one else wakes up until afternoon so I don't move to avoid waking anyone up
>whenever a few people wake up start smoking weed
>smoke weed and play/watch other people play Xbox
>weed/Xbox
>smoke more
>Xbox
>smoke weed
>take a nap
>wake up
>smoke more weed
>at around 4am eat for the first time
>sleep afterwards
Repeat
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> try to get up
>fail
>try to study
>fail
>try to eat healthy
>fail
>sadwank
>succes
>try to study
>fail
>plan schoolshooting
>crawl to bed
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pussy money weed baby lol
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>>29024236
This thread makes me wonder where it all went wrong. I think more males have dropped out of society than the media acknowledges. I think it's becoming a genuine problem but no one has noticed just how widespread and pervasive it is yet. I went to 4 highschools and know a massive amount of dudes who are in similar situations. I felt bad when I lived with my parents and did nothing all day, but now that ive moved out I've noticed tons of people do nothing all day. Even more normal people basically sit around inside all day.

Or maybe it's not as bad as it seems, I wouldn't know since by nature my interaction with humanity is limited to other outcasts and losers.
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>Smoking weed and exercising ever

Who let these fucking turbo-normie faggots in here?
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>>29024415
You know what to do M8 originalllll
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>>29024451
Theres more women in college than men, and I know not all of those guys after HS went into work, so what are they doing?

This, this is what theyre doing. What a sad state of affairs.
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>Be me
>25
>Wake up at 7.30am
>Get in shower
>Eat Breakfast
>walk to work
>Arrive at work
>9.00am
>Open files and programmes to look busy
>Open Chrome, 4chan
>Proceed to frog post, bane post and shit post
>1730
>go Home
>Get blackout drunk
>Go on Tinder
>Contemplate suicide
>Go to bed after being a fag
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>>29024451
>>29024497
Because the 'oppressed' are always oppressed and the majority is useless. Why give a fuck about the thousands/millions of men who are mentally unhealthy, stay at home losers, and loner fags when there's a few thousand that are more successful than anyone will ever be.

>uhhh why can't me feminist art degree get me into a CEO position at JP morgan
>a few white men are successful, that's unfair to all black people and white women who never put in any work
>lets forget about equality and give everyone equal outcomes except white men cause their ancestors caused 'problems'
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Been a NEET for 7 years

>wake up at 530 am
>have coffee 2 or 3 cups
>eat something
>4chan youtube anime twitch(maybe) for the rest of the day
>eat something
>more 4chan and youtube
>sleep

This is the life of a mentally ill 24 year old man in 2016.
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Working a shitty job half time. Browsing the chans, doing drugs, watching movies/series, playing videogames.
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>>29024467
How are either of these activities normie?
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Not sure how people can be NEET for so long without seriously committing suicide
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porn will salvage our souls
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>>29024236
Fucking nothing
I sit around feeling sorry for myself and going on 4chan
That's it
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>wake up at 9-10am
>make coffee, smoke a cig
>internet for an hour or so
>another cig, take a shower
>lunch
>watch tv/internet for the rest of the day until time to sleep

that's pretty much it
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>>29024236
>sleep early at 12 and wake up at 7/8am or stay awake til 3am and wake up at 12pm
>shower
>sit at desk and shitpost on 4chan or youtube or political websites
>watch baseball as it's usually in the afternoon (baseball season) or do same shit as above and wait for sunday football game when it's football season)
>dinner
>nightly tallboy alcoholic beverages to get drunk off and shitpost at night
>do it again
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Go to work which depresses me so im always doped up on shit load of citalopram, come home and cant reach orgasm when having sex or jacking it, watch increasingly fucked up porn, desensitized to literally everything.

Obsessed with anal.

Sad 24 year old loser
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>>29024236
>wake up at 10
>work out
>lunch at 12
>play videogames
>work out at 18
>eat dinner at 19:30
>video games
>random shit on pc at 00:00
>sleep at 4
>repeat
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>wake up at 10
>get to lab three hours after my boss
>find out the differences in DNA between people
>go to lunch for an hour and a half with my lab coat on do people think I'm a doctor and give me discounts on shit
>go back to lab and watch Netflix for an hour
>go home 3 hours before my boss
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>>29024236
It feels a bit good to know I'm not alone. Misery loves company. How many of you also have 0 friends?
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>>29024236
>wake up at 7 am
>take a shower get dressed and start heading to work
>get to work at 8 am
>do my morning work routine (check emails, voicemail's, look at network logs, check for new tickets)
>By 9 I am usually all done and start browsing 4chan, or look at the news.
>after I get bored with that I usually pull up my wow account and check if any of my auctions sold
>maybe I level an alt for the rest of the morning or I stream Netflix until 12
>take lunch for an hour, go to a local park that is pretty isolated and rarely has anyone there, if it's nice out I will take a walk or lay out in the sun for a bit.
>come back to work at 1, check for new emails, voicemails or tickets (there usually aren't any)
>continue what I was doing before or maybe read a book until 4:30
>drive back home, maybe stop by the grocery store to pick up some dinner, I like to cook my own food
>around 6 I will make myself a nice dinner, last night I made a taco salad, tonight I'm feeling like some kind of fish but haven't decided yet
>if it's nice out I might go out to my backyard and lay in my hammock with my laptop and watch something or take a nap in the sun
>otherwise I will just play Doom or Fallout 4 for a bit
>11 pm go to bed

That's my typical work day, it's nice working in IT for a small business, pay is good too.
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>wake up
>wash hair
>browse 4chan
>eat
>get ready for work
>go to work
>come home
>go to bed
Rinse & repeat until I die or become crippled from my job.
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>>29024856
I only have 1 friend that i see once a year,so pretty much 0
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>>29024842
Working out twice a day? Thats pretty stupid desu
>>>/fit/
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>>29024876
Sounds nice but like it will eventually get miserable.
>>29024848
What about after work?
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>>29024856
yea i don't have any friends. i used to, but i got rid of them because they were all scum bags.

i don't want friends anymore, they'll just fuck you over eventually
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>>29024856
I ave been a NEET for seven years. Of course I don't have any friends.
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>>29024914
>Sounds nice but like it will eventually get miserable.

Yeah I have found that playing video games and watching netflix all day at work makes it less fun to do when you get home from work, too much of a good thing I guess, been trying to think of other things to do when I get home like exercising or remodeling my bathroom.
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>wake up at noon
>check newspapers etc. on phone for a while in bed
>shower
>2 pm, maybe make some sandwiches
>if the weather is nice go to the park and read a book until 6 pm
>watch series
>eat dinner around 9 pm
>continue wasting time at the computer
>take a walk outside at 2 am before going to bed
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>Wake up feeling like shit
>get ready for work in 30 minutes
>Work shit job, coffee everyday
>Coworkers think I am weird, don't blame them
>Feel like I cannot progress, get depress
>Come home depressed
>No motivation for anything, energy zapped
>Half day is gone
>Watch online things, mind feels numb
>Eat
>Browse forums
>Exercise
>Eat
>Sleep
>Weekends drink alone, actually feel alive
>Don't like most anime, books, and games anymore
>Don't have enough cash to do anything worthwhile
The despair is getting really harsh nowadays
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Wake up 3-6pm (I can never get a stable sleep schedule)
>Play games/watch shows
>Masturbate
>Walk outside
10pm
>Read game programming or calculus book for like 5 minutes
>Masturbate
>Play games/watch shows
12 AM
>Play games/watch shows
4:30 AM
>Take a walk
>Masturbate
>Play games/watch shows
7-8 AM
>Eat
>Play games/watch shows
>9-11 AM
>Read game programming or calculus book for like 5 minutes
>Masturbate
>Sleep
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>Wake up
>browse /fit/ and /fa/
>get high
>browse more
>gym
>browse more
>sleep
lifes easy
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>>29024901
But it feels good senpai
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>>29024236
>wake up
>go food
>sit in pc
>day is over
>go bed
>pass out
>repeat
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>>29024685
Exercise shows care for oneself, certainly not a robot trait. Drugs on the other hand can be argued either way. I'd lean towards them for self destructive tendencies and to trigger straight edge autismos
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there are a lot of gym goers here
really makes you think
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Is this thread for neets only or can I post here if I go to uni and have a job?
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>>29024236

>wake up at 7 on days I work late, 5:50 on early ones
>exercise
>practice Russian or German, play cello, read whatever book I'm reading atm
>listen to music
>browse 4chins
>take a nap
>if I don't work the next day, get almost drunk and maybe jerk off

I don't like this, but it's better than having suicidal ideations as a NEET
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>have a gf
>LDR
>have a crush in the school i go to
>quite close and fun to talk with
>almost like in love
>be depressed because crush has a bf too
>mfw i love my crush not my gf
>mfw
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>>29024451
This thread is also not a valid cross section of the population.

>Message board specifically for robots
>Look around "Everybody is a robot!"
>Conclusion: Population must be proportionally similar in robot density.

Wrong.
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>>29024856
I used to have 0 friends for a really long time. Now I have 1 friend I very rarely see, he's a total norman though.
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>>29024856
I have no friends in the same time zone as myself, and the ones I do have I don't talk to.
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depends on when i have to work

>wake up
>eat
>shitpost and play video game
>drink beer and play video games in evening

i have weird shifts (thanks retail), so throw "working" in there somewhere
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>wake up whenever
>lie motionless in bed for anywhere from 15-30 minutes, seriously contemplating just going back to sleep
>fap
>roll out of bed into computer chair in one motion, start shitposting immediately
>continue shitposting from anywhere from 1-4 hours
>fap
>maybe get something to eat, can't be assed to eat actual food so settle for whatever meager junk food is there
>return to shitposting
>don't stop until literally impossible to stay awake
>roll back into bed from chair in one motion
>fap
>lie awake for anywhere from 1-5 hours because insomnia
>sometimes roll back into computer chair and shitpost for a while
>fap
>eventually maybe get to sleep
>repeat cycle the next whenever
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this is painfully accurate, tbf
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>wake up drunk
>get more drunk
>fap
>nap
>shitpost
>sleep

thank white jesus for native bux
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>>29024236
> wake up
> lie in bed as long as possible
> get coffee
> stare into space
> 4chan/vidya/movies
> read depression boards
> sleep

sometimes il have a bath or go for a walk if i have the motivation
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>wake up
>if hungry, eat something
>turn on computer, take a piss while it's booting up
>spend the rest of the day on 4chan and other website
>will occasionally eat something, or a lot of things
>occasionally play games
>go to be around 11 PM
>repeat
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>>29025384
Damn man, that must suck
I get frustrated looking for porn that I want to
jack off of too after a mere five minutes. My whole masturbation session usually takes
ten-fifteen minutes and I get a satisfying orgasm 4/5ths of the time, so I usually do it
twice a day. I guess I am not a porn addict.
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>wake up
>idly play video games to pass the time
>wait for it to be tomorrow
>stay up until 5am
>repeat
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>>29025333
Sounds miserable. I like it
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>>29025502
I gotta go to be around there to at 11pm, even if I cannot frigth back in the mroing.
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>>29024236
>Wake up at 7am. Sometimes earlier, because narcoleptic, probably just weird depression symptoms
>Shower, healthy breakfast, usually oatmeal or something like that.
>Dont put any extra effort to eat anything else throughout the day. I still eat if the opportunity presents itself, like friends invite to restaurant or i have to go somewhere and its on the way. Or if i buy some junkfood after going to store.
>Workout
>Lurk internets for the rest of the day.
>Maybe watch a movie/twitch stream/play some WoW/Dota2.
>At arround 6pm program/study/draw/play piano/cardistry/read a book/whatever i feel like doing that i wouldn't consider a waste of my life, because around this time i get existential crisis that my life is going nowhere and is a joke.
>Sleep usually precisely at midnight. Sometimes earlier if exhaustion overwhelms me.

At least there hasn't been alcohol in this equation for like 3 years and no weed for a few months.
Though i did cut some time recently, but nothing destructive.

Recently i've had some days where i feel like there's still some hope for me, which is nice.
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>wake up at 2 am
>jack it for a half hour, don't cum
>use the bathroom
>get my clothes ready
>get dressed for wagecucking
>eat a sweet and salty peanut granola bar (Walmart brand)
>lay in bed for an hour trying to make up excuses for not going to work
>go to work, arrive at 5am
>browse 4chan, read random wiki pages at work
>take lunch
>go home, watch a soap opera, eat a sandwich
>go back to work, stay until 4pm
>go home, smoke weed, talk to girl who I think is using me for my cock
>read and browse 4chan, play guitar
>masturbate for an hour to latina porn
>don't cum
>go to bed at 10 pm
>have nightmares
>wake up

That's my Monday - Friday
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>>29024236
>wake up at 11
>go on 4chan
>go on news website
>take a shower
>eat
>play videos games/watch series
>eat
>fap
>sleep
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>>29024341
shiiet brother, you're like literally me
what vape u got?
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> wake up late
> have lunch
> head to university
> come back at night
> study

pretty much this
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>wake up
>shower
>eat
>go to work
>talk to no one
>get home
>masturbate
>eat
>play videogames / watch some series
>go to sleep

EVERY SINGLE DAY, replace going to work by playing videogames or reading / doing housework on weekends.
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>>29024236
hahaha. haha. ha.
living the fucking dream
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>wake up
>shit
>eat
>shower
>masturbate
>shitpost
>sleep
repeat
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>>29024236
>wake up
>go to uni
>work from home
>do any homework
>internet until I'm tired
>go to bed

or since it's summer
>wake up
>work if it's available
>internet/gaming until I can't stay awake any longer
>sleep
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>wake up at 9:30 PM
>work third shift
>get home by 9:00 PM
>eat, play vidya, fap
>sleep at 1:00 PM

It's not too bad actually. Third shift is a great shift for robots I find. Less people.
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>>29025726
I'd legitimately kill myself
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>wake up 12 pm for lunch
>eat
>shitpost
>masturbate around 4
>start the coffee machine
>take shower
>prepare sandwich
>wait for van at 6:30
>go to uni for meme degree
>play snooker with friend at 20:30
>go home
>shitpost until around 3 am
>sleep uncomfortably
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>>29024270

>awoken by bitchy gf
>coffee
>cig
>drive to work
>pretend to work
>shitpost on 4chan and reddit
>go home
>take 3 hour nap
>awoken by bitchy gf again, usually nagging about my sleep patterns
>smoke weed
>watch TV, play vidya, shitpost some more
>look at clock
>4/5/6am
>hate self
>try to sleep
>repeat M-F
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>wake up
>go to uni, maybe
>daydream
>come home
>daydream and other forms of escapism
>eat mommys dinner
>do homework, sometimes
>go to bed
>think about how it couldn't be any different, but still feel ashamed
>fall asleep, maybe
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>>29024236
>wake up
>surf on phone
>listen to music
>all while in bed
>occasionally in front of computer
>lay in bed
>repeat
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>wake up
>get dressed, brush teeth
>university
>fap
>gaems
>sleep
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>>29028173
>has gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE fuckin chad
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>wake up around 10 during the workweek, 12 on the weekends
>no uni today so I get to sleep in until 12
>stay in bed and listen to music for half an hour or so, helps with some anxiety issues I have
>get up, make some coffee, go back to bed with coffee
>make lunch around 3-4, eat it in my room, usually next to my bed or in bed while i'm watching something
>start getting high
>again, get up, make some coffee, go back to bed with coffee
>listen to music and eat junkfood until 8
>continue getting high
>make some dinner around 11-2
>continue getting high
>go to sleep around 4 am
>usually wake up being extremely anxious and sweaty

I hate myself and my life so much.
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>wake up 5am
>take quick shower
>drink 3 cups of coffee
>go to college
>pretend to study, talk to no one
>go home
>pretend to do homework
>eat whatever is on the fridge
>browse 4chan
>sleep

I have no idea why I'm even trying
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hmm, roommate is out of town right now so basically

>wake up late
>listen to music and chat to friends
>lift
>cook a few meals
>sit on the PC again
>study maybe, i'm really trying to force myself to do it lately, fucking discreet mathematics in 2 weeks
>go to sleep at 3 AM
>repeat

and when I come back home every 2-3 weeks, i go out non stop and party.
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actually not that bad teebeeaych phaamm
on work days:
>wake up at 6:10
>drive car to work and arrive usually around 6:25
>do dishes for, feed, and play with dogs (I work at a dog kennel) until 12:00
>go to lunch with my sisters bf or coworkers
>we talk about stuff like work or vidya or camping
>occasional "anon why dont you have a gf? you have a job and you work out, you should go out with your sister and I to get a girl at a bar or something"
>usually respond with something like "haha, yeah" or some stupid shit to try and blow it off
>go back to work at 1:00 and repeat step 3 until 5:30-45
>head home
>do a small workout
>sleep
>go to second job if they call me in
>if not I play with my dog or play vidya or some shit
>sleep some more
>repeat

on my days off
>get up usually before 12
>if its Friday I do a two hour long big workout
>if not just do a light weights and cardio workout
>watch some animu
>play with my dog and or go to a hiking trail to get him some activity so he is happy
>feel happy cause dog is happy
>by that time its like 3:00
>maybe hangout with friends
>probably not
>if I have a few days off I go /out/ with my doggo
>if not, head home and play vidya and cook
>sleep

I'm obviously am not a robot, I consider myself more as just an outsider and maybe a cyborg. at least I dont give reddit tier replies to people that just express what it is to be a robot. The only people I cant stand are "le nihilistic" people who are a dick to other people because they fell for the "le nothing matters" meme.
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>>29028081
wassup this made me feel good, thanks, living a similar life
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>>29028216


sometimes having a gf doesn't make anything better

she just nags and bitches about everything and puts me down all the time, always telling me what a piece of shit i am

feels bad, man....
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>>29028288
>I'm obviously am not a robot
You don't have a gf though. That's the most robotic trait there is.
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>>29024616
what do you do for money? Govt assistance?
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>>29028458
>You don't have a gf though. That's the most robotic trait there is
you havent been here long, have you? to be a pure robot, I think that one has to have combination of things. I dont have a gf, but I do have a job, friends, and my own place that I pay for with my own money. what also sets me apart from a robot is that I have the type of body that would probably warant me to be a chad (even tho IMO my face looks wierd and I have a conehead). just not having a gf doesnt make you a robot. to be a robot you have to be rejected by society at large. unless the definition of robot has broadened, I am not a robot
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>>29028558
>I am not a robot
ok. Are you a virgin? How old are you?
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>>29024236
when at flat
>wake up 8-12am
>eat
>wash dishes for everyone
>browse 4chan/play vidya/code
>eat again at some point
>go sleep after mindight
>fap optional at any time

when at countryside
>wake up at 6:30 to gf's alarm
>escord her to busstation (she goes to school)
>eat
>4chan/vidya/code
>eat again with gf when she gets back
>do something together
>sleep
>sex and/or fap optional
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>Wake up
>pee in bottle but get some on hand because I'm tired so I spit on my hand to "clean it"
>spend 1 hour just lying down in bed drinking water and listening to music
>Spend the rest of the day slapping myself because I can feel flies over me and on 4chan and playing mount and blade now and then only stopping when I need to pee or poo or mommy gets take away
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>>29028615
i am a virgin, and I am 19 years old
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>>29028073
I'm on the verge. It's pathetic but my entire life is banking on whether or not this girl will be with me. Sucks to suck
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>>29028655
>virgin at 19
yikes, you'd better get a move on. Have you ever kissed a woman?
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>wake up around lunch
>go on comp
>worry about mom pestering me about job
>get pestered
>get on comp more
>play Pokemon
>maybe lift a little
>maybe do 100 sit ups
>maybe do 100 jumping jacks
>masturbate whenever I can, except in the bathroom
>go on youtube and maybe watch a movie or anime
>sleep late
>wake up
>repeat
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>>29028543
I live with my parents. The people who made my life this way.
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>>29028696
yeah, Ive kissed a girl before
>get a move on
sorry to get defensive, but what is your current living situation?
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>>29028630

Just an FYI, urine is far cleaner than saliva.
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>>29028395
Well, hey -- at least you get to tap that.

Release your frustration with her then, while fucking her deeeep insiiiide and leave them nuts hangin out.
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>>29024693

Been a NEET for over forty years, just hang in there.
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>>29028753
never mind me, it's you we're talking about. Now, where are you at when it comes to things like petting and oral sex. How far have you gone?
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>wake up well rested and ready to greet the day
>actually do something with my life since I'm neet
>evening comes and I engage in leisurely activities
>enjoy a home cooked dinner made with only the finest whole foods
>then it's a leisurely stroll about the neighborhood before bed
>gently drift off to sleep content in another productive day's conclusion, thank God I'm not a filthy wagecuck, and visualize the next days activities
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>>29028830
not that guy, but I have petted my girlfriend (in a romantic manner) while she performed oral sex on me.

Is there literally no way I can be a true robot now?
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>wake up
>immediately stricken by feelings of inferiority at the fact that I'm biracial
>go back to sleep
>get up
>use bathroom
>alternate between vidya,4chan and fapping
>toss and turn in bed for 3 hours before falling asleep
>wake up
>repeat
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Im 22, I'm in grad school and I have a 30 hour a week job
8:30 wake up
8:30-10:30 sip coffee and do homework
10:30-4:30 go to work
4:45-7:30 usually either tv,vidya, hang with friends, supper or ride bike
7:30-10:00 more homework
10:00-12:00 tv and a bourbon till I go to bed
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>>29024856
I have one friends from middle school who still visits me once in a month (probably out of pity).
He is a normalfag, but he is really alright.

As for Op
>wake up at 12:00
>open computer
>check porn
>fap
>launch
>daydream
>vidya/anime/manga/
>4chan
>fap again
>depression
>dinner at 7 pm
>repeat until 5 am
>fap again in the night
>sleep
>repeat

Just end it all lads
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>>29028844
I don't know. Me, I'm a non virgin, I live alone and work, I go out to gigs sometimes. I exercise, shit like that. By the same token I haven't had a friend in over a decade, and I'm pretty much fat chicks or nothing, at least these days anyway, so I've given up on women. I destroyed my life with alcohol, but I'm sober now. I guess I'm a failed normie.
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>>29028830
>oral sex
I ate a girl out before. never received it tho
>petting
done with the same girl I ate out
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>>29028956
That's pretty close to non virgin. Why didn't you fuck her?
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>>29024236
>wake up at 7:30
>shower
>brush teeth
>get dressed
>pack my rucksack
>go to mental hospital
>do therapy stuff
>eat with other patients
>do more therapy stuff
>go home
>cry
>shitpost
>sleep
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>>29029006
she didn't want to have sex and I really didn't give a shit so I didn't push her. we broke up a couple months later cause she was being a bitch to my friends and I really didn't want to listen to all over her bs about the people I hang out with whenever I saw her. I don't rely regret not having sex with her. that was in highschool junior year
>>
>wake up at 9-11am
>browse the chan and watch videos all day
>drink til i pass out, usually around 10-11pm
>>
How will you guys feel when you're 75 and you know your life is a failure and it's all been wasted?
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>>29029155

Most of us got our existential dread out of the way during puberty and our midlife crisis at 20. Sorry to hear you're so developmentally behind us.
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>>29029155
>implying i will make it past 35
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>>29029197
>not killing yourself on your 24th birthday
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>>29029188
Damn, you caught me
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>Wake up anywhere between 6am - 2pm
>Lay in bed for a while thinking and getting the energy to get moving
>Wash and sit in the bath for a while doing more thinking
>Get dressed
>Get cup of tea, something to eat
>Read new sites on computer or laptop
>Browse 4chan
>Play games
>Read a book
>Fap if I feel up to up
>Get something to eat and watch tv for a bit
>Exercise
>Play more games, more 4chan browsing
>Maybe go for a walk if I feel up for it
>Go to bed anywhere between 11pm - 3am

When I was a kid I never imagined my life would turn out this way.
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>>29029134
>the chan
>>
>go to shitty job
>too tired to anything
>sleep
Repeat
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>wake up 9 am
> morning erection fap
>breakfast
>browse /tv/ , find some show movie
>eat middle food
>fap
> fall asleep
> wake up in 4 pm
> browse tv watch some shit
> go bed at 10 pm browse from mobile
>hope to get asleep
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What I do every Friday
>get up
>remember that my life is going nowhere
>go back to bed because no work on Friday
>get up
>take super hot shower
>browse 4chan naked
>naked computer browsing with snacks and cigs
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>get dressed
>sometimes brush teeth
>go to gym
>exercise
>go to liquor store for cigs and whiskey
>Black Velvet
>honey swishers or cigs depending on how I feel
>go home and get feral like Louis
>vidya and drinking until I pass out

Being naked is the best feeling in the world
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>get up around 8am
>play destiny
>eat lunch around 3pm
>play destiny
>eat dinner around 8pm
>go to sleep after eating dinner
>>
My life mirrors alot of what other anons are posting ITT.

Except i work fulltime so at least im making some money and I try to spend some time playing around on fl studio and the family piano so i can at least attempt to create my own music some day
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>Wake up at 10pm
>Check if I have to show up for tests/lessons or anything today, I'm a highschool senior and we're pretty much just coming for tests at this part of the year.
>Eat a taco or pizza on my way back
>Come home and greet my parents
>Cry about being a loser
>Think of ways to escape army service because in my country you have to do 3 years of army service from 18 to 21
>Drink a beer or two
>Call my friend and fuck with him, I'm more into girls than guys but guys are all that I can get.
>Attempt to study Japanese but give up after 30 minutes
>Program my computer science project
>Watch anime and read manga
>Shitpost until I'm bored
>Fap to loli or something
>Sleep

I've been doing this for about 4 months now everyday, it is really depressing.
I wish I had a point or goal in life.
>>
>9:30pm wake up and get ready for work
>hot shower is nice
>get to work, chitchat with 2nd shift introvert bro and the other nerds
>breeze through chemical tests so fast
>too fast. hex chrome spill on my sleeve. probably gonna get cancer but im most likely not going to make it past 60 anyway
>log my numbers, do paperwork, then eat muh tastey home made lunch
>spend the 2nd half of the day shitposting and fucking around
>go home, walk my doggo, try out a new recipe for tomorrows lunch
>lay on my bed naked comfy as shit and watch anime for a bit while planning my weekend activities and hobby stuff
>fap and go to sleep

Its always best to enjoy the little things. Every little while i take a breather to inspect how thing are going or what im doing and truely appreciate it. It brings comfy to a whole new level and my chronic depression isnt so bad any more.
Who else had a good day?
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>>29024236
>wake up 9am/10am/11am
>sit in bed for a half hour
>brush teeth
>watch youtube for a couple hours
>get bored and start making songs for an album i'm releasing
>starting the 27th i'm taking summer college courses
>somedays I go to work
>go to bed at around 2am

ok life I guess
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>wake up
>board /r9k/ bus
>bus gets blown up
>i am kill
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>>29024236
>wake up at 6:45am
>eat breakfast then shower
>go to library at 7:30
>procrastinate and think about how lonely i am when i should be working
>study until 4:30pm
>go home and play games/talk to my flatmates
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>>29030187
>High School Senior
It's not too late to change.... Leave now and never come back.

You'll regret your time spent here.
>>
>Wake up a 9-10am
>Dick around on PC or go downstairs
>Greetings from my retired parents
>Sit down and drink coffee with them, play Vita/PSP/3DS/Whatever
>Depending on the day, do work with my dad around the house or yard.
>1-2pm, sit in the sun on the backyard deck and read various books
>Later I do Uni work (online classes is best classes)
>I usually cook for myself and my parents; eat whatever sounds nice.
>They go to bed around 8-9pm, I stay up either outside on the deck or porch or just go on my PC
>Bed anywhere between midnight to 2am.

Good shit.
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>>29030774
What's it like knowing you have a functional family and they helped you succeed in life?
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>>29030774
I hate rich faggots. I sincerely hope you die, I am envious of your life.
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>>29030611
Nigger what? You study for 8 hours a day? What the fuck are you studying?
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>>29030845
chemistry, two exams to go
>>
>wake up
>go for a drive
>consider playing video games
>waste all day on the internet instead
>sleep for 12 hours
>repeat
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>>29024236

>Wake up
>drink coffee
>watch tv
>play vidya
>browse 4chan
>eat lunch
>browse 4chan
>play vidya
>watch youtube
>eat dinner
>play vidya
>browse 4chan
>Watch wrestling
>Watch youtube
>go to sleep
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>>29024344
i was the same way for years with vidya. i played some smash bros but that was it. then i realized that playing an rpg or a vn every once in a while is pretty comfy
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>>29030927

What do you watch on youtube?

I have only watched all ashens and lgr videos and rewatch them when I'm bored.
I could use something to waste some time but I have no idea what to watch.
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>>29031005

videos about guns
wrestling videos
various documentaries
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>>29024856
I don't have any friends.
oregano
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>wake up at 2 pm
>use bathroom and clean myself
>go back to room for rest of the day
>play gta online if Internet allows it
>watch YouTube/twitch for noise if Internet allows it
>eat at 6pm
>repeat games and youtube/twitch until 5-7am
>sleep
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>>29024236
>Wake up shortly after dawn
>Do my daily exercise routine
>Force myself to eat food that I pay for with NEETbux
>Smoke dope, browse the internets and watch baseball
>Go to sleep
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>wake up
>grab a brush
>put a little makeup
>hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
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>>29024236
Almost the same as this >>29027444 anon.
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>>29024616
Just b urself and get out a little, bro.

Go to the beach.
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>>29031511
Ha ha. The fire rises bro. xD
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>>29024236
I wake up, I jerk off, I eat, I come here, I watch anime, I play games, I sleep
repeat ad nauseum
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>>29024236
>wake up
>check email to see if an employer responded to my job application
>go to bathroom to take morning piss
>turn on pc
>make breakfast
>eat breakfast while browsing either here /pol/, /g/, /mu/, or /o/
>start up autismcraft
>build for a few hours
>come back and shitpost
>BACK TO BUILDING IN AUTISMCRAFT AGAIN
>eat lunch
>shitpost/autismcraft
>dinner
>shitpost/autismcraft
>sleep

I can't stop either. I must build something since I never have dick to do.
>>
>>29032730
I've never played Minecraft.

Can you dig to the center of the world? Would doing so be as fun as I think it might be?
>>
>>29031321
OH I DONT THINK YOU TRUST
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>>29024236
a good day
>wake up at 7 or 8am
>do some uni work
>send some job applications
>go out for a walk, maybe do some food shopping
>shitpost for a while
>play guitar and read a book for at least an hour each
>go for a run
>cook and eat one large meal
>watch a film

a bad day
>sleep through alarm
>fade in and out of consciousness until 4pm
>shitpost
>eat way more than I should
>masturbate
>thoughts dominated by self-loathing
>rinse and repeat for at least a week until I can drag myself out of it

I've now almost finished uni and don't have a job yet. have no idea what to do with myself in the meantime, but I need to kick these habits somehow. don't want to be neet but I'm really scared that's where its heading
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>Anime
>Video Games
>4chan
>gym
>mummies cooking
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>>29032781
You can dig through it and even out of the world, but you end up falling out of the world.
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>>29032989
perfectlife.txt
>>
>wake up
>go to school
>consider suicide
>tired as fuck, immediately go to sleep when I get home
>wake up
>browse 4chan
>play some osu!
>eat
>watch anime
>browse 4chan
>sleep
>>
>wake up at around 6 am feeling more tired than I was before going to sleep
>stay in bed for an hour or two before finally getting enough energy to get up
>eat a breakfast consisting of excessive amounts of caffeine and shitth yogurt
>go back to bed and watch shows or browse 4chan
>eventually play games with my friends for several hours but then end up stopping because I no longer find games fun, my friends don't like me that much, and I usually feel too tired to do anything after 1 pm
>end up watchinh shows and browsing 4chan until 9pm when I finally succumb to exhaustion
>>
>>29024356
patrician schedule
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>>29024856
me, only normies have friends
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>wake up usually 1-2pm
>shit, eat, drink coffe
>look for happenings at news sites
>checking 4chan /pol/ /r9k/
>read
>tvshow
>4chan
>oh it's 7pm already, time to open up that wine bottle!

>browse 4chan, youtube, newssites, wikipedia while drunk
>cry myself to sleep at 4am

>sleep repeat

That's my daily dose of life, it's like this for 5 years.
>>
>wake up to the alarm called "spaceship" on my galaxy s7 edge at exactly 10:30 every morning
>shower
>put on my work uniform
>walk to work (takes 10-15 min)
>clock in
>do register, make food, sweep, then at 1 mop and 2 cook bread then leave at 3
>walk home listen to tragic song to focus my pain of being a wageslave
>get home, realize without the routine I would be even worse off because when I get up late I feel shitty
>go on internet
>play vidya
>watch tv
>eat dinner or sometimes walk to get ice cream
>go to bed

Been like this since I got out of HS almost a year ago
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>>29034770
>shower
>work
>wageslave
>vidya
>tv

GET OUTTTTTTTT
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>>29024236
Yesterday
Work 830
Fix some ac stuff
Go to lunch
Back to work
At 330 go home (rained so not as much work)
4-600 try to find a decent whore on back page
630 arrive at whores place
Get laid
Nice hoe gives me ride home.
730-1030 play far cry 4
Sleep at 11
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>>29034809
I meant on the internet though, like Frasier, Curb your Enthusiasm, Yuru Yuri etc.

I don't sort what I watch into groups, I just find individual shows and watch them I don't give a shit about fandoms
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>wake up at 11
>eat something
>prepare for work
>work till 19
>have dinner
>work till 24
>get out of work
>come home
>browse internet for an hour
>do my night routine and sleep
>ad infinitum

someone please kill me
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Distractions, existenial angst, and a continuous loop of "Existential depression -> fear -> anger -> hate -> suffering -> thoughts about stuff i like -> happiness -> i overanalyze it -> back to existential depression"
Oh and shitposting here and questioning where I went wrong. And all of the opportunities I had.
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>>29030774
>doesn't work and sponges off parents
>good shit
You're a fuckin loser
I work as a tech and go to school and do what I want in my own place that I pay for and I don't count on anyone for shit
You're a dumb ass dude.
>>
>>29034726
How do you people live like this?
I mean what about bills and food?
>>
>>29034726
Heh I was like you once. Not much has changed
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>>29034948
You realize he retired early just without money right
>>
>>29034982
>bills
What bills would you possibly be thinking of, no rent, fridge stocked with food by parents, youre confusing me anon
>>
>>29035025
Uh lol. You're a moron. Retired early...without money...20s, no family, doesn't work...that's not retirement buddy. That's being a kid.
Retirement is for adults that worked and raised a family and made money.
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>>29035068
Well as long as u know you're a man child
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>wake up at 10am
>fap
>eat breakfast
>lift
>post-workout meal
>shower
>do household chores/read/watch anime
>2nd meal
>shitpost
>3rd meal with coffee
>more shitposting
>do light accessory workout
>last meal
>go to bed
>>
>>29028173
get your shit together or she will leave you and everything will get worse
>>
>wake up
>go on the computer ( if smell bad take a shower before )
>eat when hungry but I usually eat lunch ( which consist of a bowl of cereal ) around 1pm
>browse 4chan
>listen to music
>maybe play vidya
>shitpost
>shitpost
>eat dinner
>go back to the computer and stay up until my eyes are too tired
>>
>>29024236
>10am wake up
>10-11:30 smoke weed/browse /r9k/
>11:30-12:30 take care of anything that needs to be done (clean room/walmart/laundry)
>12:30-1 smoke weed and eat fast food
>1-4 free time
>4-10:30 work
>10:30-3:30 smoke weed/browse internet
>3:30 sleep
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wake up, look at phone, fap (or not), get coffee, water my plants (about 4 times a week), study/homework while i have my brunch (or not), walk dog, workout routine for 1.5 hours, shower/fap, eat dinner, go to bed, watch sopranos and/or fap til i fall asleep. sometimes i go out, buy a six pack, chug it down and it relaxes me enough that i don't get too anxious to interact with people, and that's when i go job hunting / to job interviews (i quit my previous job a year ago). been sustaining with scholarship and student loans, living at my mom's house :(
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>wake up at 12 or 2, depending on the previous night and how long i spent on 4chan
>jack off before eating or shitting
>shit and eat breakfast
>vidya
>stalk girls i havent seen in years on social media for any new fap material
>vidya/anime/movie
>go on some kind of autism procrastination hybrid train where i get some random obsession of the day and research or look into it for the majority of the afternoon and then get bored
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqmepiyrelc
>more vidya
>either fap or too apathetic and skip it
>4chan from about 10pm - 3am
>repeat
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>be me
>go outside
>see Chad
>day ruined
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>>29024236

>wake up 1pm

>put on loose comfy pants

>go downstairs to get coffee

>shave any visible facial hair or hair on arms

>take shit

>wash hands

>get coffee

>go back upstairs

>double take and contemplate whether family saw pantsu sticking out of top of pants

>play vidya for four hours

>post pro-Tau stuff on WH40k forums to piss off the neckbeards

>watch youtube

>play more vidya

>take bath

>shave legs (twice a week)

>contemplate suicide over the fact that I am one of the 3% with Atopic Dermatitis

>go to bed

>rub one out without touching dick

>now feel better about self

>post in trap thread for fun

>go to sleep at 5am
>>
>Wake up whenever
>Just sit in bed for however long it takes for gnawing hunger or deathly boredom becomes too much to ignore
>Eat whatever is in the fridge. Just like a handful of cheese or whatever to make the hunger go away
>Watch youtube all day
>Spend hours trying to get back to sleep
>Spend hours shaking off thoughts of suicide and ennui
>Sleep for 12~ hours

Yeah.. NEET life, whoo... hooray..
>>
>>29024341
>>29026064
fucking vapefag's go smoke ciggarettes like a real robot
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>>29024236
> wake up
> rail some suboxone
> eat
> drink some beers
> sleep
>>
So many intp roaches in this thread
>>
>>29035911

Please don't be that INTJ with a superiority complex.
>>
>wake up
>wank before getting out of bed
>get up
>log into wow
>play until i cant keep my eyes open, stopping only to use the bathroom, get food and water, or wank
>once i get too tired i go to bed
I think this time human history is the only time i could survive, if i was born pre 1980 id be fucking done for
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