>after months of frogposting somehow get a gf
>its overrated as shit
>literally barely better than nothing after the novelty wears off after a month
>basically just the absence of being lonely and sad with nothing on the positive spectrum
>yet still I know that if I dump her its back to alcohol every day, hitting on skanks and being sad and depressed little shit
man cannot win in this life robots. man cannot win.
wait until you fall in love. then it'll be like a drug habit that you can't kick and you'll want to die for years after it ends
>>29023726
ahh yes. Took me almost 5 years to get over my love loss
All for the better once I got out of my teenage years, faggot
>>29023726
been there. I just had a 5 year break after a relationship that lasted 5 years.at least I dont think about her anymore, all the things I taught her in bed that she now does to her faggot boyfriend and all the best times of my life I had that happened to be with herlife's peachy lads. just fucking peachy.
>>29023710
>hitting on skanks
normie
sa-ge and hide
Yea women are actually pretty shit
>>29023726
>loving these hoes
Your problem is that you are a beta fag
>>29023726
>loves hoes
>believes in addiction meme
>mfw
has the awful nagging and constant fighting begun yet?
has she shown you her true colors, or are you still in the honeymoon stages?
>>29024221
nah m8. she is just shit in bed. I'm her first and she literally knows fuck all.
>>29024238
ah yeah, i had a problem with a vanilla girl. you just have to teach them. they're like an untrained puppy, it's something you can have some fun with.
how much money do you waste on her monthly?
>>29024269
Dude she literally doesnt understand the concept of what feels nice on a dick. She jerks off by gripping the base of the shafts and just yanking it around, for an example. Sure, she is open to being taught but... it's honestly more bothersome than you would think. In theory that sounds super fun and kinky and you have a project of sorts to turn this willing chick into whatever sex toy you want.
On the other hand, last chick that sucked my dick gave me an hour long marathon deepthroat cock treat. Last actual ex was into bondage, legwear, etc. I know it doesn't make a lot of sense but when I come home from work and feel tired as shit I just want someone who knows what I want.
>>29024315
what I do is like tell her on a finger, kinda show example, give directives
else is she open to rape fantasies / brutal sex ?
>>29024375
Yeah, I did that. I shower her on a finger, not to use teeth etc. But she basically just wraps her lips around the head of the dick and sort of... like you are sucking a lolipop or something. She wants to learn and I tell her what to do but anything more than a tip and she starts gagging.
She also has a lot of involuntary reflexes. Like she will ask me to go down on her but then her thighs start closing up despite her wanting me to do it.
>>29023726
I was in a "loving" relationship that lasted for a couple years. There was a few disagreements but mostly good times and mutually beneficial. Then out of nowhere the woman I stupidly wanted to marry and spend my life with gets bored with me and decided she didn't love me anymore.
two years of my life gone to lost virginity, false hope and turning into a mangina. Felt like shit for a year or so after it ended but I came out of that with a thicker shell and realization that love and romance was most likely bullshit that was one-way in relationships. I might like a girlfriend in the future again when it suites me, but she better be able to take care of herself. Unlike all my friend's girlfriends who have no drivers license and just lounge around with a pretty face and mooch.
I was saltly, but now it just doesn't really bother me. Men and woman are different and that's fine, but I'm going to avoid the love&marriage meme.
>>29024564
Maybe you really were just a boring cunt with no hobbies or interests?
Its easy to blame women lad. Not saying you are necessarily in the wrong here, but don't be so quick to draw conclusions.
>>29024515
tell her to be smooth and slow
but bjs are a hard matter like it really more depends on if I'm super horny or not to know if I'll cum in her mouth
it'll just take some time I guess ?
>>29024564
I have the same feeling, but girls have no weak spot anyways. I mean you can know it, but you can't talk about it. It has not really been working for me since then though...
>>29024624
Could be. All her male friends were probably more interesting then me honestly. They were in the marines and had cool stories and shit. Probably also made me act like an insecure fag.
>>29024315
I have no idea why you are on r9k, it baffles me that someone like you would want to be here
>>29024790
Which part seems to be baffling you? I will try best to my abilities to clear any confusion on why I am a depressed failure.
>>29024790
That's the thing, most people are miserable. You literally have to be a Buddhist monk and accept that nothing is worth anything to even stand a chance at being legitimately happy.
>>29023710
>if only I had more money
>if only I had a GF
>if only I was taller/hotter
>if only I was smarter
>if only I was a woman
And that's where your mistake lies. Satisfaction and true happyness can only come from within, from coming to terms with your existence. Just accept who you are.
>>29024670
>that feel when girls do the whole suck for 30 seconds and stop
>that feel when they expect you to be grateful
>that feel when super anxious during blowjobs, forcing myself to cum fast because she probably wont be able to do it for 20 minutes straight
>realize that I won't be able to cum inside anyway
>why am I even bothering with this
>I could've just jerked myself off and ordered some pizza or whatever
>I could've had some friends over or just whate-
>"hehehe I think that was enough XD did it feel good? XD"
>>29025048
That is a feeling I'm grateful to not know. Daring a MtF, is 10 minutes upwards if she only want cum in her mouth, or we end up fucking.
>>29025048
lmao the "XD" part
it's still good for the ego. Bonus point if you can jerk off in her mouth / on her face
and why not regular sex ?
>>29025048
>>that feel when super anxious during blowjobs, forcing myself to cum fast because she probably wont be able to do it for 20 minutes straight
Welcome to having a reputation for lack of stamina
>>29025135
XD wasn't for the dramatic effect, she is just finishing high school and that's her facial expression for the better part of the time.
Regular sex is alright. I am really not picky when it comes to that, I prefer for myself to do everything, most girls I fucked can't into rhythm to save their life. Just bend over, arch that back and i'm happy desu famazepam.
>>29025164
bj has nothing to do with stamina
I can last 10 times more than in doggy I think
also >>29025165
yeah I understood the XD part and that's what made me laugh, just like a "teehee" ahah
When you want a serious gf idk, a virgin might be a good choice imo
How old are you though anon ?
>>29024221
This , took her 1 year
>>29025274
It's not even that, I think doggy is the only true form of sex where I girl naturally makes me cum. Every other position is me deciding "okay I guess its time now" because she either came already or is starting to get sore.
Blowjobs are a completely different thing. I have had the experience of a lifetime, literally porn star tier of blowjow that last for over an hour, deepthroating, moaning, enthusiasm like no other, made a clear point that I can cum in her throat, I dont have to hurry, everything was fucking perfect. And I couldn't do it. She made me fucking diamond hard and it actually felt good unlike most blowjobs, but I couldn't cum until I myself yanked my dick for 10 seconds and then it was splashdown in her mouth. Nonetheless one of the best nuttings of my life.
And I share the disclaimer with girls, I tell them in advance that they shouldnt be bummed out because they don't manage to make me cum. But it still feels fucking nice and there isn't a reason not to do it. There is a good possibility that if I stopped jerking off twice a day and going straight cold turkey that I could probably regain that super sensitive dick tier but ehhh. I would probably start lasting less long during regular sex and I kinda like my current self control.
I'm 25.
>>29025367
yeah same feelings about bjs
but man twice a day ?
desu if I wan't a sensitive dick I don't masturbate for 4 days at least.
>>29023710
Try being married.
Short story: Happy marriage. Two kids. No fighting, no arguing, just lots of good times.
Sex was awesome, and all the time.
She decides to start going to LA Fitness and working out. She gets hotter than ever. Should have suspected it was to get new cock.
About 6 months into this, she starts acting funny - doesn't want me to join her at the gym the relatively few times I go with her. Then, she starts asking me to watch the kids while she goes to the beach for the day to "read" and try to "find" herself. She says she feels lost, and doesn't "know what's wrong" with herself.
I do everything I can, offer to watch kids, tell her to take time to fix whatever is wrong, try to talk to her, reason with her, find out what is bothering her - ask her if it's something I've done, she says "no, you're the perfect husband" etc.
One day, I decide to come home early from work. For some reason I decide not to open the garage door, and just walk up the steps in the back.
And this part is no shit, boys: There she is, on the fucking couch, getting rammed by this asshole. I can SEE the whole fucking thing in front of me. I go crazy, thinking (like a dipshit) that she's being raped - I try to open the patio door, but the fucker is locked. I start to bang on the glass and scream. They both look back at me - she doesn't seem to recognize me at first - then I see her face, and the realization setting in.
The fucking kid, grabs trou, and is still wearing this fucking flip-flops (you can't make this shit up), and runs toward the front door. I am stuck staring at my wife, who is, for some reason, yelling at me "what are you doing here???" and as I get my senses and run to the front of the house, I see a disappearing back of some asshole on a bicycle turning the corner a block away really fast.
I rush back in, and there she is, putting back on her shorts (the slutty short-shorts she wears when I know I'm going to get some).
>>29025979
I sincerely hope this is a copy pasta.
>>29025979
End of story, it gets pretty ugly from there - she starts screaming at me "GET THE FUCK OUT!!! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE YET GOD DAMN YOU!!! I LOVE HIM!!!" and I start calling her a whore, etc.
No physical violence, but she takes off to make sure he's ok. I tell her I'm going to file for divorce and take the kids, though I really didn't mean it. I wanted her to stop being crazy and for us to go to counseling. She storms out, doesn't come back until late next morning. Tells me they fucked all day and she let him fuck her in the ass to make up for my interrupting them. She only tried it with me once and made me stop after barely getting the tip in. I wanted to murder her. Beat her to death. I left because I knew I would if I didn't.
She beats me to filing for divorce. I come home 2 days later and she hands me a notice from her new lawyer that I'm being sued for divorce. She has her iPhone on and recording me as she demands I leave.
I try to tell the judge she cheated, but we're in a "No Fault" state, which means "Fuck You" to men. She gets a) House, b) Money in bank, c) New Car we just bought, and d) Alimony and Child Support.
My girls don't want to leave their comfortable house as teenagers, and so my ex has them too.
FML, boys. you are stupes in the extreme if you don't heed my tale of woe.
>>29026043
metoo
>>29025979
just beat her up bro.
>>29025367
24 here had my 1st gf go down on me twice never came
My new gf tried once and gave up because I warned her, about a month ago she tried again and made me cum after maybe 15 min, was a godlike orgasm, better than most normal sex was incredible, she was pleased and said she was going. To bj more often
>>29026071
All I can say is that this is your own fault, something this radical, you must've had an opportunity to suspect it coming.
Kudos for not resorting to violence. Dude is never the guilty one here, though fucking someone's wife in a husband's house with his kids listening is mighty cheeky.
Shave her fucking head with hair clippers and throw her outside.
>>29024134
But what about sluts on birth control?
>>29026071
sounds like you should've been getting mad gains before her
get /fit/
problems solved
>>29026161
>STDs
Not fucking worth it. Though serious gf on birth control is heavens tier.
Except when she is riding you in reverse cowgirl, you come, and then she intentionally gets up so that all your cum sips outside of her on your hairy tummy.
>>29023710
>yet still I know that if I dump her its back to alcohol every day, hitting on skanks and being sad and depressed little shit
my old coworker is a high functionig alcoholic who humps and dumps milfs.
you just got to live the lifestyle that you want to live, we all have some measure of social anxiety but depression isn't a viable choice
>>29026185
>she intentionally gets up so that all your cum sips outside of her on your hairy tummy.
>tfw
heaven
>tfw fucking ebony teens no condor on the reg
Move to Africa lads its worth it
>>29026245
Moving to AIDS continent
Wait, she gets the fucking house, all of your money and you have to pay alimony aswell? That's just ridiculous. If that bitch doesn't die from bowel cancer after getting fucked in the ass for an entire day I'm suing God.
>>29026239
heaven is something else
>fuck ex gf doggy style
>cum
>she arches her ass even harder into impossible tier curve because she doesn't want it to run out onto sheets
>you get up to get a baby wipe
>during those 30 seconds you get hard again at the image of her ass sticking out so hard
>you just go back and stick it inside the gooey delicious hole
>>29026245
>Africa
>not Cambodia
>where the niggers are Asian
>where the people are more friendly to whites
>Where aids is only at 2% and the whores are classy
https://youtu.be/2OU4pAqt59g
>>29024564
>"love"
>"out of nowhere" dumps you
You shouldn't get married because you are clinically retarded and you can't understand even the people you think are close to you. Good riddance and I hope you never try again to waste someone's time just to feel better about yourself.
>>29026124
>she cuckolds him
>it's ur fault bro
Stop ignoring female agency and shifting blame to men.
She's a jizz jar and we need Sharia law ASAP.
any man with even the tiniest bit of money should not be getting married in this day and age, the law is all weighted in the favour of the woman. DO NOT FUCKING GET MARRIED I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH TO EVERY SINGLE NAIVE YOUNG MAN OUT THERE WHO0 THINKS HE'S 'IN LOVE'.
>>29026411
Good goy. Exactly as planned. Obey the law and work hard.
>no gf
>lonely
>yes gf
>drama, wasting time and money, constant headache
>no wife
>existential lonliness
>yes wife
>60% she cucks you, divorces you, takes the kids and all your money
Is there a way for a man to not be miserable in the 21st century?
>>29023710
That's because you're a failed normie who doesn't know what love is. I met my first girlfriend as a 26 year old hhkv and two years later I'm still as in love with her as ever, like the peak of the honeymoon phase just went on indefinitely. Please break up with your gf so she doesn't have to stay with someone who doesn't appreciate her.
>>29023710
Emancipate yourself from roastie slavery
>>29026437
Read the thread faggot, I know what love is.
Its you who doesn't know what love is. You tied down to the woman who took your fucking virginity you dumb cunt. Its impossible not to develop some kind of emotional attachment to that person, that is not true love.
>>29026371
>Girls these days are jizz jars and we need Sharia law ASAP
We need an economic collapse so that women will return to their place.
Queation is only when.
https://youtu.be/oh-gE6e_rtc
>>29026432
It's only 20% at most if you're white and educated. So basically just be a regular white guy and you'll have a happy life long marriage.
how important is having a nice car? All my friends spend all their money on huge car loans but I just drive a pos and they make fun of me
>>29026437
>26yo kissless virgin fucks and settles for the first person to grant him access to a warm hole
Yeah, typical.
>>29026461
even 20% is a pretty high risk. basically a dice roll over ruining your life
>>29026431
the only thing I'm advocating is not getting married, if you are dumb enough to do it and have kids (and you will "Oh but darling it will cement our love for each other!!") enjoy your inevitable divorce and endless child support payments that will leave you financially crippled for the rest of your natural life.
Intelligent men do not get married and do not have kids because it is not even remotely in their interest to do either of those things.
>>29026458
is it also impossible to love your first lay?
>>29023710
literally the same
what do I do? Where can you find happiness? Feels great when we fuck n stuff. But then it wears off shortly after.
>>29026503
Not really. That's like saying eating meat or going outside in a city is a dice roll at getting cancer and dying. It's like saying you have a 20% chance of failing a class because that's how many normally fail.
First of all a marriage relies on both you and the bitch. If you marry a gold digger or whore it's not a dice roll, it's asking to get cucked. If you're clueless about women in general whether that's trusting or distrusting all of them, you're less likely to figure it out as well.
Second, if it's important to you, 20% is fucking amazing compared to 100% chance of being miserable alone and always wondering what if.
>>29026551
Nope. But the first chick you fuck after her will 99% be better in bed and that will be enough to shatter your ill-conceived preset notions of what love is.
>>29026581
and then i can become a chad and just fuck bitches?
>>29026525
The egg on this guy's face when he learns how IQ correlates with successful marriages and child rearing.
Keep working hard and making/spending that money. You weren't one of the lucky ones :) girls are scary!
>>29026621
>t. prospect beta provider
>>29026597
I'm trying to explain to you that the emotional bond you feel to your first girl is going to be different from any other you ever have.
>>29026704
>tfw we convinced a generation of hard workers that being single is a good thing
Honestly I would have been alright with making you all gay.
>>29023710
>hitting on skanks
normies get out
>>29026744
the law is just severely skewed against men in divorce cases. Frankly I'm surprised men still haven't raised a voice. somehow feminists managed to convince men that both: a. women are equal to men, and b. women deserve protection from men.
obviously men must be very, very stupid.
>>29024515
Ah yes, the childish "virgin qt" fantasy of /r9k/ strikes again!
>>29026744
>Being this angry that I wont give roasties child support and half my assets
The jews got you good, son
Love will fuck you over.
>>29026733
And why is it bad to stay with the girl you have a unique emotional bond with again? And don't say because other girls might be better at sex.
>>29026621
m8 you are talking to someone who has done it, I was young and stupid like you, I married and got divorced (against my will) and had a son, she took everything including my boy and the courts helped her do it.
Fucking listen to me if you don't want to end up the same way. No modern western woman will want to stay with you for the rest of your life. THIS IS A FACT. She wants a man to help her fulfil her biological imperative that is enshrined as an unviolable right in the 21st century western world and have children and then she wants that poor dumb cunt who impregnated her to subsidise her for the rest of her life while she bangs as many blokes as she wants after the divorce, whilst you are too financially crippled to even afford to go on a date.
>>29026955
>I failed so everyone else will!
I've been married for 10 years without a single family issue. My parents have been together for 30. Hers for nearly 40.
>he thinks I have to defend myself to have a point
I am thoroughly satisfied that so many men are giving up on what it means to love and commit to someone. It drives innovation, people don't ask for as much money, and instead of competing for quality of life you will seek cheap transient pleasure in forms of entertainment.
I think everyone wins here. It was a smart move to push against marriage or familial values. Its to prevent failures like you wasting your time that could be spent on more productive activities. If you get depressed about suppressing the human needs we have pills for that.
>>29026478
This is more or less me too, but idc she makes me happy
>>29026955
>she took everything including my boy and the courts helped her do it.
Anon... I am so so sorry for you :(
>>29027054
don't be so proud of your good luck, as it can turn against you in any moment. And be sure there reason you're not divorced is good luck (i.e finding a reasonable woman in today's world)
>>29027054
I'm a failure because my wife reneged on her wedding vows and took everything of value from me with the aid of the state?
lel
>>29027054
Just because your parents remained together doesn't mean you will. We live in new, degenerate times. It's going to hit you so hard once it happens.
>>29024850
I guess you're pretty right. I just always saw this board as a place specifically for lonely virgins is all. I'm not saying I don't like havibg you here, but I guess if you can call yourself unhappy it makes sense that this is a place you would like to hang out.
>>29024977
I really like that point of view.
>>29027118
>good luck
>80-90% of married people in my class/race never divorce
I don't take it for granted. I love my life. I'm agreeing that you shouldn't marry. Different conversation.
>>29027121
How did you recover? How well did you lead the relationship in the first place? come work for me, I'll give you a little more than min wage and you'll never have to worry about responsibility. I'll let you complain about women all you want if you work hard.
>>29027183
I'm 25, I'm a high school droput, I have a bullshit small business that barely keeps afloat where I skim off a basic minimal wage that again barely keeps me afloat. I have fucked up sight, fucked up shoulders, my hair is retardedly thin for my age, I have hairy back, shoulders. I have feminine hips and narrow shoulders.
I had one real relationship that lasted from ages 16 to 21. Then I was single for almost 5 years despite going out every weekend, hitting on girls, getting rejected again and again. Since that first relationship I fucked a total of 5 girls and they were all mediocre in every imaginable way, starting with looks.
Getting your dick wet once doesn't fix all your problems, it just broadens them up because you start wanting more. Try going for two years without fucking anything after you tasted it once. Hardly impossible thing, don't get me wrong, but just throwing random things out there. Being a virgin is obviously a sad thing that fucks up one's psyche but most men are virgins because they never really bothered with trying. And as such most of their problems lie in their own lack of will, not whatever issue they think they have with their self-image.
What an annoying thread. You guys get gfs and wives and *still* complain.
There are people in their 30's who can't even get one after a lifetime of trying.
>>29027368
>You guys get gfs and wives and *still* complain.
This board has been flooded by normies ever since pepe became mainstream
>>29027368
Lifetime of trying on this board constitutes as going out that one time with your coworkers/friends from university, getting bored of their "normie talk" and deciding never to try again.
>>29027329
the worse in that imo is that when you finally have sex, it is not "that" amazing.
Specially when you have time to get used to it again. It's weird.
> be born male
>be miserable
basically the story of this thread
>>29027126
The Mgtow is strong in this one
>>29027944
Is this supposed to insult me? Like, me not being a slave to the vaginal jew like you is a bad thing ?
>>29025979
I JUST FUCKED YO BITCH, IN SOME GUCCI FLIP FLOPS
Sorry
>>29026071
>She gets a) House, b) Money in bank, c) New Car we just bought, and d) Alimony and Child Support.
Oh god this cant be true. Isnt that way more than 50% of your stuff? End this ride please.
>>29026071
You live in America right? I would have killed her. Take my .45 while she was filming me, screaming " What are you doing!?" and popped the cunt right there.
Then, when you inevitably get caught, your punishment would be much less severe cuz crime passionnel.
>>29023710
>overrated as shit
>the absence of being lonely and sad
if that's true, it sounds underrated as shit
>>29028477
Probably true for him because he fucked up.
When my coworker found out his wife was cheating he started to gather evidence legally via investigators and shit
When it came time for court he made it out with all his shit and custody of his kid. So it isn't too bad as long as you cover your ass I assume
>>29028653
How did he beat muh no fault divorce you can't separate a mother from her chillunz?
>>29026071
Holy fuck is this real
>>29028477
50% is just your income before taxes, alimony, and child support get tacked on. They can take your property is a free-for-all. Hell, all of this is a free-for-all if you don't have a good credible prenup and/or postnup
>>29029143
from what I gather even prenup is not respected in court anymore
>>29023710
When I had a gf it was the fucking best thing ever. She must be a real cunt.
>>29026432
defeat loneliness
prerequisite = i.q above 120 and dont have extreme narcissism
>>29026578
>trying this hard to advocate for marriage
lol
>>29023710
how the hell is the guys hand on the controller and not all over that ass
id be face deep in that
I want to chew on her butt cheeks till she cries in pain and then i ram my dick down her shitter and ask her if that's better
>>29023710
>instead of being realistic none cuck and admits his gf is a boring human being with nothing to show for, he projects his relationship to every person out there as if he has some hidden knowledge that nobody knows about
lmao brah you're probably a boring person and so is your girlfriend. My advice is to dump her and find someone you actually have fun with.
>>29024564
>>29025979
>>29026071
>LOOK AT ME I GOT WITH A STACY WHO HAS ALWAYS BEEN A VAPID WHORE AND 0 PERSONALITY OR VALUES
>SHE LEFT ME BECAUSE SHE WAS NEVER GF/WIFE MATERIAL BUT THAT MEANS ALL WOMEN ARE BAD
LMAO normies btfo they make retard mistakes and get pissy
Its way easy to have a successful marriage when you think with the right head
>2016
>Not taking advantage of a qt emotional girl and making her believe you're her only source of happiness
It's like you guys don't want a loyal as fuck personal slut
The only way to get a good western women is to manipulate and shape her into something else.
>>29027329
I don't doubt that you're sincerely unhappy. it's just that most people here are unhappy for different reasons - namely social retardation and being completely physically undesirable. these are problems you clearly don't have
not saying you shouldn't be here, but that's why people would think it's weird. personally I think it's good not to have an autism circlejerk, and it's important to point out that sex is not a solution to all problems. losing your virginity is not the end-game, ideally it's just the byproduct of the end-game
>>29023710
Fuck you crybaby, try frogposting for your ENTIRE LIFE
>>29026071
Fuck that woman in particular
>>29023710
The problem I see is that you might fall in love with your gf months after you meet her. But during those early stages what is the point of staying faithful. So then when you do fall in love with her you've already misused her trust, but who says you would have fallen in love even if you did stay faithful.
I only bring this shit up because thats how I treat my relationships these days
>>29031179
>>SHE LEFT ME BECAUSE SHE WAS NEVER GF/WIFE MATERIAL BUT THAT MEANS ALL WOMEN ARE BAD
that's true though. you're the normie here if you actually think woman aren't bad.
the only way a woman can be good is if you do what:>>29031358 said.
>>29023726
>love meme
fuck off normie
>>29026460
Better have guns, ammunition, food, water, water purifiers, electrolytes and gold and silver (for after the economic reset if there even is one), kid.
You have to get to the point where there's no reason to go outside.
Most of you guys already have that part down.
>>29027054
Marriage is a 3rd part contract with the state, son. No more or less.
I love it when fags conflate "wuv and commitment" with a contract that Uncle Sam had to get his dirty fucking paws on.
>>29027211
Not him, but I want $13 an hour.
You game, bitch?
