>taking a seat on the bus
>girl who is taking a seat in front of you switches to a seat one row further
>>29022885
What the fuck was her probIem?
>>29022885
She was insecure of her appearance and didn't want to make a Chad such as yourself think she looked poor. Fuck off, Chad
>>29022885
i would probobly laugh my ass off if it was me and i wasent super depressed that day.
at some point that shit becomes hilarious just apply some humor and think about the fucking situation
>get on bus
>only seat left is next to a hot girl
>decide to stand
>bus driver yells at me and tells me to sit down
>tfw I sit right on the edge of the seat because her bag is there
>>29024000
>>decide to stand
Kek, prolly knocked the whore down a peg
>Only seats left on bus are next to girls
>Everyone I apprpach they give a horrified wide-eyed expression an quickly put their bag on the empty seat to block it
>Eventually sit on the edge of one of the seats an the girl shuffles away as much as she can
>>29024160
that ain't a matter of genetics buddy you obviously have some kind of hygiene or grooming issue
>>29024000
Did you stand next to the girl? That's really fucking awkward, anon.
>>29022885
Anon, when was the last time you took a shower?
i jus rape anyone on the bus fuck it 420 yolo
Fuck the bus.
I really need to learn how to drive...
>>29022885
this type of shit happens to me all the time
>sitting at a 4 chair table in the break room
>guy sets his food on the table and is about to sit in the chair right across from me
>when he comes back from restroom, asks slow guy sitting at a small table if he can sit with him
I found it funny but also kind of sad because there were other people there. I always look angry and quiet though so I understand.
>>29025835
Yesterday, before going to sleep.
