Have you guys ever been outed as a virgin publicly? How did it go?
Yeah, my classmate was pretending to be selling people and said I cost the most because of my virginity. Not a lot of people were listening so that's good
>>29021334
I'm scared of this happening lol
I figure I'll just lie and say I lost it in school
>It was just once in high school. Was pretty 'meh'.
W-will it work?
>>29021345
You weren't "outed" though. You did that shit yourself lol
>>29021345
Wtf kind of game is that?
A coworker of mine asked if I was a virgin and I said yes. He pretended to be shocked. I really don't care what they think about me, I enjoy revolting people with how much of a loser I am.
>>29021334
no because i'm not one
it doesn't matter though, i'm pretty sure everyone thinks i am one anyway.
>>29021373
How did I do that myself
>be senior in high school
>in biology class, doing one of those group activity things
>teamed up with 2 chads and a literal stacey (she was called fucking stacey)
>topic of discussion is the school ball
>hey anon are you going to the ball?
>*gulps* ahhhh nah *awkard laugh*
>chad fucking keks, 'how else are you going to get laid'?
>other chad says, 'dude don't be a dick to him'
>*normie laughter*
>stacey looks over at me
>'anon if you go to the ball i will suck your dick'
>not even fucking kidding this is what she said
sperged out, currently 19 year old khhv
lost my fucking chance bots
I've posted this before but one of my coworkers asked if I snore and I said I don't know. She was confused and then said "Oh, you've never slept with anyone".
I'm pretty sure she told everyone but no one ever said anything.
>>29021510
She was making fun of you. Good on you for not going to cancerous events like the ball
>>29021552
i know when someones taking the piss. She was completely serious
i know this because her delivery was kind of slow and she awkwardly laughed afterwards
people don't believe I'm a virgin
>tfw good looking
Yes.
But then I quoted scripture and demons did what demo s do, they flailed.
"You actually believe that shit lol!"
You can only take them so seriously. If you're viewing them as anything other than NPCs you're doing it wrong. Why does their scrutiny make you shudder?
>>29021462
Oh sorry I read it wrong. I have no excuse, I'm just retarded and can't read :(
>>29021593
Wrong thread buddy
Origami
>>29021334
>be me 26yo khv, 4/10 at the best
>fat but mostly the bear-type fat
>ride a motorcycle
>attend to the local biker meeting
>booze, music, everything goes well
>end up with group of people i didnt knew before
>they're pretty cool guys
>talked to some girl, conversation got a bit more personal
>came out that i'm a virgin
>surprisingly no laugh, just a shock
>"how can a guy like you be a khv, anon?"
>i just shrugged
>her friend noticed her reaction and she got curious
>"hey, would you think the anon is khv?"
>"what, him? i don't believe you"
>shrugged again
the process itself was painful, full of fear it will eventually spread and i will become a target of jokes once again. actually nothing happened so the outcome wasn't that much traumatizing
>>29021334
Never happened. I keep my damned mouth shut. No one talks to me either. You're all normies.
>>29021361
>W-will it work?
They may ask for more details.
Also, be ready to appear undisturbed if they don't believe you at first, and don't try to prove it to them or get them to believe you if so, just don't give any fucks because it 'actually happened' so it doesn't matter
>>29021382
now THIS is a robot
![[DeadFish] Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou - 01 [BD][1080p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_15.44_[2016.06.03_12.03.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YUpMGDb.jpg "[DeadFish] Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou - 01 [BD][1080p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_15.44_[2016.06.03_12.03.12].jpg")
>>29021334
At least take a decent screenshot
>>29021510
reading this feels like my life in high school
in what manner did you sperg?
>>29021808
>more details
What kind of details :(
>>29021334
I've done it myself. Fun story though, 2 days ago I was at a random bar with some friends and we met couple of new people who sat at our table.
Someone decided it might be fun to play a version of truth or dare called "misery and sadness", where whoever the bottle points at says some depressing shit that bothers him.
A new guy in the group, very, and I mean very chad looking, said he was a virgin. Now, he's 22y old, not a NEET, and really good looking. I was pretty surprised but actually not as surprised as I thought I would be.
We live in society where alot of young adults are pretty fucked up. Even those you might think lead perfect lives.
>>29021610
No hard feels buddy - I read that one wrong in exactly the same way and thought exactly the same thing lol
>>29021847
i replied in a very autistic manner,
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>visibly blushing
>stacey looks kinda awkward now
>chad pipes up, 'it's too late anyway, you can't buy tickets anymore'
just fuck my shit up senpai. i've had several experiences like these in high school
>>29021787
>You're all normies.
kek
>>29021924
I feel your pain bro
This one chick made a habit of sucking objects while making eyecontact with me. I just looked back to my work calmly, but inside my head was like ARGSFDGSJKFDGKSNDFKGNBSDFGNBLDNFGSLJFNSLJNDFJSNLFDNSNFRTLGSJRKTGMSDFV SFGS OMH OMHGOMG OMG ASDFAFJGISIDFJS WHAT DO I DO REEEEEEee
>>29021924
At least you had a shot
What were the other experiences?
>>29021864
When, where, who
>>29021985
holey fuck this reminds me of this one autistic chick kept calling me fuckbuddy
>be senior in high school
>social outcast (overall untermenschen)
>baffled by this one chick who kept calling me fuckbuddy (she was pretty hot desu)
>i was like 'ummmmmmmmmmmm' and blushed
>passed me dirty notes in english class (micropenis entering vagina)
>one day she literally asks me 'wanna fuck?'
>i sperg the fuck out and say 'no thanks'
>1 hour later eifw9h98rewnhfrcx98hfh98ewnhfhxnwiudsvcndsijcnds98hc98ewhfc
>>29022055
NOOOOOOOOOOOooo
No
nO
NO
why didn't you go back to her and say yes?
>>29021382
>I enjoy revolting people with how much of a loser I am.
are you me? I tell people that I'm a virgin and love jacking it to anime girls because I love their revulsion
>>29022114
A U T I S M
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oregami, greentext your fuckups desu
>>29022055
Happened to my buddy. The hottest slut in the grade below us was trying to get his dick for a minute. This one time during P.E. she literally grabbed his dick while looking at me and said "He's mine." She was so fucking hot, idk why he didn't go for it.
I've outed myself couple of weeks ago to my only female friend. I know what you guys think about male/female friendships, given your bad opinions about women in general, but anyway.
I've known that girl for more than 10 years. She's literally the only attractive girl I've never been attracted to romantically/sexually. If I had to grade her, it would probably be 7.5/10 (bit above average face, supreme tits, skinny, average ass). Also, she loves sex. She LOVES it. She never cheated on her boyfriends, but when single, she can be considered a slut easily. She is well aware of it.
Anyway, we were at a party and both were a bit drunk. Somehow sex came up as a topic and at one point I admitted being a virgin. She wasn't surprised, told me she knew plenty of guys my age (22) that were virgins, and she slept with a few of them.
So she asked me if I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I told her that I had to think about it since I'm not sure if it would fuck up our relationship and if I even wanted to lose my virginity to a girl I only see as a friend.
Few days later, we were having a drink and she told me she meant every word she said that night, and if I changed my mind, I don't have to be afraid of just asking her. I thanked her again and told her I'll keep that in mind.
Now, should I do it? I'm not bothered that I'm a virgin because I really want to have sex. I only want to get rid of virgin status so I can have one less worry on my mind. However, I'm a bit afraid I wouldn't even be horny with her, I don't want to end up being limp or some shit...
Most of the time I just admitted it with no fucks given. No amount of social pressure can make me feel bad about having zero chance of having a kid or catching something.
It does bother me when people just assume I'm a virgin though. I don't mind being a virgin, I do mind being an obvious virgin.
Last time it came up I was with a handful of people, I felt a bit put on the spot, but they pretty much just said I was lucky for the same reasons I mentioned above, no babies and no bumps. Not sure if they were just trying to make me feel better though.
>>29022202
>Now, should I do it? I'm not bothered that I'm a virgin because I really want to have sex. I only want to get rid of virgin status so I can have one less worry on my mind. However, I'm a bit afraid I wouldn't even be horny with her, I don't want to end up being limp or some shit...
take viagra
>>29022161
yeah, this autismo would play this game with me where she would hover her hand over my dick felt good 2bh
holey fuck does this count as a handjob?
>>29022202
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT you fucking bastard
do it
do it for r9k
and then gtfo because you'll be a normie
pre-reeeeee
>>29021334
I was outed by my virgin walk.
>>29022280
Fair enough, I won't fap for a few days so I get absolutely horny and I'll do it then.
>>29022405
Post a pic of her and we'll decide for you. Change a single pixel in paint if your worried about reverse image searching
>>29022202
>Now, should I do it?
You dont have anything to lose. It's win-win. At worst you'll lose V-card and at best something might happen between you two.
>>29022202
You could prob become r9k famous if you took a pic of like your dick entering her or something. Honestly though from someone who has only had sex twice losing your virginity doesnt really fill the void. I realized i crave intimacy more then anything
>you a virgin anon
>yeah, why you asking? are you a fucking homo?
this was in an all boy school so they dropped it immediately and never bothered about it.
I really wanted to fuck a twink during freshman year, I questioned my sexuality really hard that night.
literally looked like pic related with freckles and a girlish body.
but I was pretty ugly and I didn't wanted to be outed as a gay so I didn't advance.this is bad because it was an all boys black school dedicated to changing youths with a bad background into upstanding citizens, so basically everyone was giga nigga all the time.
>>29022612
>Change a single pixel in paint
yeah that'll work
When I was 17 I outed that I had never kissed anyone.
The slightly good thing about it was that everyone seemed surprised. Still haven't got that kiss though.
>>29021334
No, but I think everyone realises by now. Even my friend's 9 year old son mocked me for being a virgin. I tried telling everyone I was gay but it made it worse.
Now my family are starting to think I'm a paedo.
>>29023045
> I tried telling everyone I was gay but it made it worse
Posts like these help me get through the day
>>29023045
"why and wherefore and whither this thought of theirs?", he wrote at length, in order to furnish an original comment.
>>29021571
No she wasnt, anon. Be real
Everyone can tell all of you are virgins. Sorry to break it to you
>>29022202
Anon, she is literately a succubus. Do you want to be a master of magic or not?
no one gets called a virgin in my country, because we have cheap, legal, and abundant prostitution.
but i feel like a virgin at heart.
