so are most of you just normie trolls? because when i say i'm a 24 year old KHHV with no friends i'm completely serious
>>29020986
No, it is ironic shitposting. Everyone that is normal leaves here after HS and that's only about 25 percent of the users on this board. However, no bullshit, only like five percent are actual virgins something tells me, aside from the HS virgins I mean.
>>29020986
I'm a 20 year old KHV with one friend. He's actually somewhat of a Chad, but is self-aware so we get along quite well.
>>29020986
>>29021025
I'm not a virgin by the grace of god, but I do have no friends.
>>29021025
so you are a bunch of shitposting normies, that's what i thought
>>29020986
i'm only 1 year behind, friend
I'm a 20 year oldmixed racekhv. I have friends, one of which is in the same situation as me, but I just like reading a lot of what you guys post. I lurk 90% of the time. The other 10% I'm getting banned for posting porn on /pol/ or something.
i held a girls hand but it was for gym class. did anyone else school make you do that gay slow dance stuff? we had to do that in all of middle school for a couple weeks each year. i was to stupid to skip it
25 yo khv
git fukt normos
we are real, and we are here
>>29020986
I'm pretty social when I want to be and have plenty of acquaintances that I can and do hang out with.
I am 25 and still a virgin though.
>>29021112
>>29021113
you're both fucking shitposting normies and i don't believe
18yo virgin here.
We are all gonna make it brahs
>>29021121
I don't know what to say anon. I'm just too passive when it comes to girls and either don't know what to say or don't know what they're getting at.
And because I don't want to risk the embarrassment of rejection, I end up self-friendzoning myself by going 'yeah baby I'm not like that asshole I'm perfectly willing to be your friend'.
>>29020986
I too am a hhkv with no friends.
Most of the people on the board are normalfags now. Almost all of the pepe posters are normalfag trolls so just ignore those.
There's still a decent amount of actual robots but we're no longer the majority.
>>29021163
you might, because you're still just a teenager
when you're a khv past the age of around 21 or so then the future starts to look grim
>>29021183
This. I'm in fucking college and I'm STILL a virgin.
>>29020986
>tfw eggy will never look like that
His life was determined at birth, it's a cruel world
What's this HKV and KHHV stuff about? Seriously, never heard it before.
>>29021205
you want to see just how cruel the world can be then go check out a picture of eggy's younger brother
>>29021163
I had my first kiss and lost the V at 18. You're fine, as long as you don't try too hard or buy into the bullshit people on this board come up with.
>>29020986
>>29021205
I really really like Eggchad. I wish he was actually Eggman. a successful, attractive normie who trips on r9k who wants to help us better ourselves and become like him.
>>29021163
Lost mine at 18, don't put it on a pedestal. I'm 25 now, 7 girls under the belt despite 2 of my relationships totalling 5 years and me never cheating.
Kinda manslutted it up for a year (by my own standard) and it's definitely better to have quality over quantity.
It gets easier, until one breaks your heart.
>>29021224
i'm 18 too, save me before it's too late
>>29021269
Thanks man, this really gave me confidence.
>>29021269
fuck off you scum, this thread is reserved for the 20+ virgins
>>29020986
I come here to bully faggot losers to maybe one day make them change. I have a gf, and I come from /fit/
>>29021215
incase you're serious,
hks = hugless, kissless virgin
>>29021224
I came to 4chan 2 years ago and started browsing r9k about a year ago. I've been a virgin before this website and will be a virgin long after it. It's a case of laziness and lack of understanding women.
>>29021312
I'm just a virgin. I've been hugged and kissed before. Mostly a friendly hug and kiss though.
>>29021291
>I come from fit
should I do ss? recently started lifting
I'm 18 btw
>>29021312
I was being serious. I've never looked at this board and I'm noticing it kind of has it's own culture.
I expected /b/ with a gimmick, not what I'm seeing.
>>29021368
It's a board for virgins that are 20+. To sum it up quickly.
>>29021282
My first was actually a girl I sat next to in an art class my sophomore year. I moved away, went through a depressed spell and a friend gave me her number.
Moved back, we lived together, it was surreal at first. You just never know when it'll find you or who it'll be. Don't give up, bud.
I'm new here. Please can someone explain what KHHV means please?
>>29021288
Damn, way to make a guy feel welcome.
>>29021398
They hate me, they hate me, they hate me, they hate me
i look at them, and they look away
i walk past them and they ignore me
Open your eyes OP. This is part of the plan to isolate you and make you feel like you're an outlier.
Think about what undermines your belief that there can be others here. All the trap/spam, false flagging, baiting, is designed to make you feel like this is all a big joke to everyone besides you.
They don't want you to completely shut out the system. They need their cogs, and if they give you a little push you'll stay away from the deep end.
>yeah you're all alone, being a KHV is weird, you take that shit seriously?
>bruh just fuck those bitches bruh, trust me, bee yourself
Don't give in.
>>29021291
I was just in fit but they called me a faggot and told me to "read the fucking sticky" after that no one respond to me. I have 25 LBS dumbbells and that's what I use. What shoudl I do please help me. This is my body after one month of working out
21 yo, not sure if virgin, had sex with a total of 4 escorts but couldnt keep an erection more than 1 minute after penetrating and never cummed as a result.
Also kissless and never had a gf
>>29021025
Oh, look. A tripfaggot who thinks his post is worthy of anything...
KiII yourself.
Got a long term girlfriend and can get friends anytime I want if I wanted to, but I do have 3 very close friends who are khvs, 2 of them are 24 and one of them is 25. I don't suppose they lurk 4chan though, apart from one of them
>>29021398
Get out normalfag. Virgins board ONLY. If you've had sex you literally cannot be a robot, or even a cyborg.
>>29021435
This. It's the same case with /pol/ where occasionally threads come up saying that /pol/ is allegedly satire and that there's no real far right nationalists in that board. Couldn't be farther from the truth.
>>29021481
my bad, not khvs, just virgins
>>29021481
>>29021487
Out of interest, how are they like? Are they sociable? Do they go to parties etc? I'm guessing they admitted they're virgins to you
>>29021426
That's confirmation bias and you wear that on your sleeve.
I saw a girl just yesterday in a dollar store, cute but nothing to lose a mind over, and gave her a smile. She looked right through me.
Maybe she disliked me on sight, maybe she was having a bad day and barely noticed me, maybe she has self-esteem issues and thought my smile was suppressed laughter.
But even assuming the worst, that she just didn't like the look of me, whatever. She's one of thousands in my area and I lost nothing by giving her a smile.
If she'd shown interest I probably wouldn't have pursued it at all, it's just something I do sometimes to feel connected to other people.
I hate dishing out advice like I'm some player. I'm far from it. But I've been right where you are and it's just a matter of finding 'that girl' and forgetting all about the anxiety you'd felt leading up to it. (Until you have to get back out there, that's where I'm at now and it's a bitch like always)
>>29021435
This man speaks the truth.
I'm doing my damndest to avoid cliches, I've had enough pep talks to last 2 lifetimes and it's fucking demeaning.
All I'm saying is that there's a girl out there for you, one who knows how you feel. Believe it or not, a lot of cute ones have anxiety issues. My most recent ex was every bit as bad as I was, we FLEW through the grocery store together to avoid interacting with anybody and the girl was gorgeous. It never stopped blowing my mind.
I'm a khv, and I can annihilate most of you normies who post on this board. Where's your social status when I'm on top of you reshaping your face with my two fists?
>>29021495
I've known them for pretty much all my life, we grew up together through school, middle school and high school. All of them are sociable more or less, but because they never had sex when ''it was socially accepted to'' in their mid-to-late teens (obvious BS imposed by society) they kind of feel under pressure now whenever they get with girls and just back out in the last moments (out of fear they will not perform up to the standard), because obviously the girls they get with are no virgins. So, yeah, people like this exist, not necessarily robots though
>>29021550
Why didn't they? Just didn't get lucky I guess? Do you think they'll ever make it though?
Also your friends seem more like cyborgs rather than robots. If you can perform well in social situations and are going well in life (not sure if your friends have a job etc though) BUT are just virgins and have no experience with sex then they are cyborgs. To be a normie you will have had to have sex at least once.
>>29020986
I am a normie (by some definitions) but I'm not here to troll robots.
I'm 22y old virgin (not kissless or anything, gotten a few blowjobs etc), suicidal (but too scared to do anything about it), and lazy as fuck. Then again, I'm extroverted, fairly popular with a large social circle, not a NEET.
So meh, I don't really care about that classification anyway, I'm here to pass time and kill boredom, that's all.
>>29021575
They'll make it someday, they just need to stop being so tense about it.
General response: Talking to girls isn't rocket science, it is just that guys often cannot approach them properly, pick the right conversation topics etc etc. I'm no Chad, do not go to night clubs, dislike the booze culture and absolutely prefer to avoid having to interact with people whenever I could (no reason, just because) and yet I have no issues being socially accepted anywhere I go and get girls I like to like me.
>>29021653
Protip: I have literally never in my life used the words ''Hey, do you want to go out on a date'' or anything along those lines. Shit like this weirds people out and saying yes or no commits them to certain expectations being imposed. Just casually invite them to join along hanging out doing something (go hiking, picnic, going for a walk around the city whatever). Don't fucking offer go to a cinema or a restaurant and especially not with the words ''I'll pay for everything of course lol/hehe''. Cringy as fuck.
Same person as
>>29021550
>>29021653
>>29021682
You'll make it out guys, females are not your enemies.
>>29021682
No. Noooo...
I'm always direct and hammer out every detail then and there. No wiggle-room.
"Dinner, 7 on friday at (place) sound good?" Or something similar.
I'm not looking for a friendship, I won't set myself up for one. I just had a girl reschedule a date for the second time so I deleted her number. If she wants to make it, she will. If she isn't into you, whatever. My two cents.
So guys, let me hear your thoughts about this situation:
I met a girl at a class few weeks ago. We started talking irl, went for a few drinks, had a good time. Nothing sexual or romantic happened. Then, when we started talking on facebook, I, for the first time, used that advice to be an asshole towards her. It worked really fine, she was noticably more and more interested. Then, 2 days ago, we spontaneously ended up drinking in a local bar (not alone, with other friends). I kept teasing her an apparently went a bit too far because she burst into tears at one point. Naturally, I apologized for taking it too far, but she said it was because of her personal problems (ex left her for some slut, her words).
Anyway, today we're both going to the same party, but I'm afraid that she actually likes the guy who hosts the party more than she likes me. What exactly should I do tonight? Act neutral, try hitting on her (which I don't even know how to do) or keep teasing her and shit?
Sorry for the wall of text, I know most people here don't give 2 shits about my cyborg/failed normie problems, but hope never dies I guess.
>>29021653
>>29021682
My problem is I can talk to people, socialize and even talk to girls just fine. I probably have the same issue as your friends but not exactly, where I'd back out at the last moment. Either that or I just don't understand what a girl means by what she's doing. I've hanged out with girls, met up with them privately and they point out that I'm fun but like I've said I end up self-friendzoning myself often enough.
>>29021741
Maybe I should try this instead? I mean so far every time I've spent time with a girl I end up indirectly friendzoning myself. It's not even her that brings out the friend card, it's just that I often say 'you're a good friend' or some such like that.
>>29021751
you're right, nobody gives a shit
i lost my virginity when i was 14. just come here for a laugh and cause its interesting
dont worry boys ill save you
>>29021700
All girls want Chad thundercock and the only reason they will settle for a dicklet faggot like yourself is to sustain a family.
What you think I'm wrong? There are research papers on this shit. Go look it up. Women can't relate to your problems they literally don't even know that there are people like us here they're too busy living life on easy mode while you suffer like the piece of shit they see you as and fuck your good looking bestfriend
>>29021741
There are more than one ways to this of course. But for those robots that lack the confidence your method will be pretty stressful and they will handle rejection terribly most of the times, even despising the person, which is unnecessary.
I have never seen a vagina
origionalio
>>29021777
>Muh problems
Idiots like you that get their information about how the world works from 4chan rather than actual interaction with people is why you are stuck here.
>Look at chad thundercock fucking all muh women
> All womyn is Satan
Pathetic, not even going to waste my characters to explain why you are wrong cause it has to be an extremely lengthy paragraph.
>>29021763
I always did the same thing. A girl recently BAITED ME INTO THAT, intentionally. No joke, something like "we're friends, right? If I want to wait a while and not date just yet, you'll still talk to me?"
"No straight man wants friendship from any woman." (A little more delicately worded) was all I could say. This is the girl I recently called it quits on (mentioned earlier) for 'rescheduling' two dates.
Better to find out early on. I'm through with hearing about boyfriend troubles from a girl I'd started talking to romantically because I let her roll over me.
>>29020986
I'm a 28-year-old KHHV with no friends and also a NEET. I'm serious, too.
>>29021829
women hate incels (ugly white virgin males), they despise them to the core.
>>29021856
Which is to say I've been there and I'm working on myself. 25 now, just got out of a 2-year relationship and I'm not looking to fuck around. I'm over the 'bringing pain onto myself' stuff.
>>29021751
If were you I probably wouldn't go to that party (or wouldn't go with any expectations) desu. Not the place to make it or break it unless you want it to be a one off.
>>29021870
You should really stop talking about things you know nothing about.
>>29021894
Teasing girls is never a bad idea either, just don't be an asshole
>>29021856
Pretty much same case as with me. Boyfriend troubles is what she brought up and needed a shoulder. But being me, I don't know if she was trying for a pity fuck out of me or to friendzone me. Women are fucking sly.
Like you, I would much rather directness but I'm not sure if women appreciate that. I'd rather if girls openly said 'Hey, you look like a smart dude and I want some advice' or 'I want to fuck you' instead of expecting me to be assertive when I'm a passive kind of guy when it comes to friendships and relationships. I'm a guy who plain doesn't give a shit to sum it up.
I'm not even that bothered that I'm a virgin and I will probably remain one for the foreseeable future, but eh I'm bored and it makes for a good conversation to waste time on here.
>>29021894
I know mate, but I feel that if I don't go, I'll end up looking like a pussy and destroying the little chance I might have left with her.
I think I'll just go and act normally, without trying to impress her or get her to like me. I'll treat it as any other party, and I'll see what happens later.
If the other guy gets her, fuck it, it probably means I had no chance from the start. If not, I'll do my best not to waste the next chance.
>>29021829
>>29021870
>>29021913
Cyborg here. Spoken to women and socialize with them fine, and they've brought up incels/KHVs to me. They often think they've shut themselves out and as such don't bother but at the same time when someone DOES better they go 'eww imagine that guy thinking he has a chance with me'. Women are weird, man.
>>29021934
Yeah, I went a bit too far, called her soulless and incapable of feeling emotions (but not in a mean, serious way, I said it noticably jokingly).
I talked to her yesterday and she said it's all good, that she was sensitive because of shit she's been through lately and that I can keep teasing her if I want.
I am a troll yes. I liek antagonizing autists on her. Not a normie though, but not a robot either. i couldn't be a robot, too much self loathing and being a faggot involved.
I am a virgin, been to third base at most. Don't care about sex though, that's another thing that sets me apart from being a robot: No matter how much robots hate women and sex, both of those things control them and hold sway over them and it is pathetic.
They need to do as Elliot roger did and get themselves killed for being so pathetic. If I had a son who was a robot I'd smother him with a pillow as he slept.
>>29020986
Kek,did Eggy get a new face like in Dexter's Lab.
>>29021957
Go to the party and enjoy yourself. Talk to her, but talk to other people as well, don't just gravitate around her the whole evening. Just be a person who is fun to be around, tell jokes whatever. Tease her, tease others. She doesn't have to be the only girl you talk to that evening either. Meet up again some other time after the day of the party. Things will either take off or they won't, it really is that simple
>>29022005
This is probably the wisest advice I ever got here. Thanks mate, I'll do exactly that.
>>29021994
>I am a virgin, been to third base at most. Don't care about sex though, that's another thing that sets me apart from being a robot: No matter how much robots hate women and sex, both of those things control them and hold sway over them and it is pathetic.
Are you me? I'm a virgin and would like to have sex but I don't let it hold sway over me. I still continue life, I still have friends that I chill with. I play vidya, watch movies, TV shows, browse 4chan etc and overall enjoy myself even when I'm alone.
Wouldn't like to be a parent because I'm too selfish to care for someone else and having a kid in this economy is suicidal. Sure, I'll probably be a virgin for a long time and when I get rejected I'm sad for about an hour and then move on with life.
I don't understand Elliot. If I had everything that he had. A director kike father, a new BMW every month and a life set for success but be a virgin I wouldn't off myself. I probably wouldn't give a shit about sex at all and enjoy all the cash I have, or rent a high-paid Hollywood hooker like Jennifer Lawrence.
>>29021945
If she doesn't appreciate (tasteful) directness, she's not worth it. The kind of girl who likes ambiguity isn't the type I go for, I mean. I've found a lot of drama in that type. Nearly got jumped working late last month because a girl 'casually mentioned' me to her ex. Described me, where I work, my name. She wanted the drama and nearly got it.
And no worries, you seem like an alright guy. When the situation presents itself and you're into it, you'll be fine. The impression that I get.
This threadolino is dead
>>29022094
>Nearly got jumped working late last month because a girl 'casually mentioned' me to her ex. Described me, where I work, my name. She wanted the drama and nearly got it.
I'm a fucking virgin and I've had problems with that shit from certain girls I've been acquaintance with and their possessive "ex's" who I consider cucks.
Speaking of possessive "ex's" I find them to be the Chad version of robots that obsess over their oneitis and will never, EVER let go.
>>29021474
Well memed child.
>>29021368
That is exactly what I thought when I came here too. Even hearing about this board sometimes on wizardchan I did not understand it.
>>29020986
OP You look like a failed chad that lived a beta life.
>>29022170
no its not fuccboi
>>29022319
back to rddit, you edgy fggot
PS not spam
>>29022366
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