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any ausneets on? what're you doing tonight?

do not post in this thread if you are
a work fag
a uni fag
a gf fag
a non virgin fag
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>>29020675
>do not post in this thread if you are
>a work fag
>a uni fag
>a gf fag
>a non virgin fag
should be a quality thread then
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>>29020675
Hi there, I'm a strayaboo.
How did most of your towns come about?
I know Matthew Flinders scoured the coasts but did the prisoners do most of the battling and conquering?
I often wonder what it was like to kill muds on a faraway land no one's ever seen before.
With the Blue Mountains and whatnot, it's got to be one hell of an adventure!
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>>29020704
i honestly don't know a single thing about the history of this country and i was born and raised here

it's boring and irrelevant compared to the history of other countries
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going to have a shower right now because i havent for 2 days

also not masturbate tonight because i did it this morning and proceed to play vidya game while getting cucked online by a girl

2/10 night
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>>29020772
what game you going to play senpai?
i haven't showered in 2 days either and am also about to have one after i take a shit

gonna watch usagi drop tonight
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>>29020751
>irrelevant
You guys are close to the ice wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geWqU2_-gCw
Isn't this your nation's theme song?
Australia would be a great place to set out on an adventure.
From New Zealand to Japan...
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Melbourne fag here
Drinking by myself
Considering taking pills by myself because no friends
Great night
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>>29020696

it's an """"""""""""ausbot"""""""""" thread. it's a given it'll be a shit wank full of normie scum and uni snowflakes.
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oh hi gabba hows the fuckin meat for this sunday moite? aaaaaah moite it's gonna be shit hot just need to stop at the corner store for some vbs. oh naaaaaah no vbs me. jeeeeeeeeesus cunting christ fuck i'm such a fag moite, you wanna have a cheeky suck on my cock? ooooohh moite you no it. mmmmmmmmm. oh faaaaaark tastes like piss
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>>29020675
Unifag, should have studied today but I haven't
>exams in a week
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>>29020675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv

original???
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>>29020812
I started taking acid and mdma by myself, now I wouldn't do it any other way
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>>29020954
Hahah, Canada can't take the bantz.
This is why Australia is America's(our) best ally.
Canada's just soooo jealous and can't take it.
Canada is an eternal cuck.
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Canberra dude, I am or have been all of those things you listed. But I still want to neck myself most of the time.
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>>29020925
It's fine exams are ez anyway, I've been working on my final assignment for the semester today so thats fun... not.
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>>29020974
>experienced loving compassion and sex
>thinking you can actually be depressed
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>>29021043
He wasted his virginity on some slag.
The best thing you can possibly experience is a marriage and sex between two virgins.
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Adelaide here, drinking alone in my room tonight.
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>>29021069
>The best thing you can possibly experience is a marriage

are you fucking touched in the head or just a roastie?
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who nbn never ever?
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>>29020968
yeah lmfao fuck canada
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>>29020968
>>29021096
the vacaroo wasn't original though what the fuck
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>>29020675
6154 gonna drink and smoke cones
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>>29021090
>build planned within the next 3 years
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post age, height and dick size, i'll start

23
190cm
7 and a quarter inches
khhv with no friends
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>>29021072
Fellow adelaidefag checking. Night of vidya ahead
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>>29021072
>>29021210
5067 my family. gotta work tomorrow morning so vidya it is
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>>29021208
19
180cm
6.5
virgin with friends
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>>29021208

31
187cm
6 inch
hhv
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>>29021208
op forgot to add
>no fags
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>>29021448
there is literally nothing wrong with liking boys that look like girls
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>>29021208
>>29021258
>>29021378
mmmm i wanna suk on al themmmm mmm hello big bois
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>>29021795
well where you @ qt?
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>>29021231
5125 here. What sorta work do you do?
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workfag intruding on this thread
where are my $1600 per fortnight bros at
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who /goldcoast/ here?

God this place sucks if you aren't a normie that has tats, piercings and spends all day at the gym working on your arms.
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>>29021836
I'm /brisbane/ but been to the gold coast a couple of times its pretty shitty. Sunshine coast on the other hand is pretty gud.
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Who else /parkour/ here? Write about how uncomfortable the watching gaze of the public makes you as you fail to climb the wall you just tic-tac'd onto.
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>>29021836
as much as I complain about living in a middle of nowhere, nbn neverever country bumfuck town. the goldcoast sounds like a fucking nightmare for my pale ass.
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>>29021867
>parkour

Go tag up an armco railing with a poster marker and then attend a refugees welcome rally you degenerate inner city melbourne fuck.
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>tfw no submissive timid ausbot to spoon all weekend
why even live, tho?
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>>29021815
Right here ...

Disability / autismbux. Not much to look forward to, unfortunately. I'm 24 years old and just find living with parents insufferable. I don't usually feel that many emotions but lately I've been feeling extremely angry to never have my own space. Honestly just makes me want to scream but I have no other options. Everywhere near me is too expensive to live on autismbux.

Fuck this is boring. I spend every day playing video games and watching movies. It's been going on too long that I feel like I'm going insane.
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>>29021938
>Disability

So you hit the centrelink lottery? What bullshit did you spin to get that NEET white whale.
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>>29021858
I'm in the Sunshine Coast, fuck the Gold Coast
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>>29021858
Oath, lived in both of them. Sunshine Coast is the more outcast friendly
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>>29021938
i thought dsp was 800 per fortnight?
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>>29021978
Autism spectrum disorder ;---------; It was a very long process involving multiple doctors, social workers, probing interviews, etc. I'd much rather be normal and be able to work normal jobs. $1600 every fortnight isn't that much and its still very hard to live on. Plus, your payment can be cut for bullshit reasons so if you're living by yourself you can end up with no money for food or rent.
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>>29021938
Just move to a comfy small town, get a 500/month rental and be comfy.
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>>29022048
You're correct. $886, 1600~ per month.
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>>29022079
autists m8
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who brisbane here?
comfy night watching the footy, gonna warm up my onahole for my half time wank soon and then spend the rest of the night in bed getting comfy and watching anime
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>>29022193
C-can I watch ;-------;
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>>29022193
Brisbane as well, damn that sounds pretty comfy outside of the footy.

Do you have a warmer for you ona or do you just put it in hot water?
>tfw left my onas in my room at my parents place
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>>29022193
post skype
i love watching anons use onaholes
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who /melbournestoner/ here?

i am

fuck i love how easy it is to get weed here
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>>29022239
This is a thread for robots not pot smoking normalfags.
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>>29022239
Melbourne but not stoner here. Feels neutral.
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>>29022208
c-can I be the onahole...
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>>29021811
5093 here m8, not the wage cuck though.
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>>29022193
these
>>29022257
>>29022238
post skype and let us watch
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Well, this is officially the worst ausgay general, or do I have to wait for midnight for that?
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>>29021836
rain is nice atm senpai
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>>29020784
different anon, usage drop is comfy af
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;-----------------------; I think we scared him off. Lel.
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>>29022282
i'm not even gay, i-i just like to see anons fapping!
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>>29022277
Eh, if I was shaved and qt looking right now I'd suggest a lewd tinychat or something
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>>29022290
Yeah except for nearly dying on my car on the drive home because my wipers needed replacing 6 months ago and the windshield goes white if headlights from incoming traffic shines on it.

Listening to four tet with open backed headphones and can hear the pitter patter in the background, snuggled in my favourite hoody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYXdeFm2jfc
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>>29022193
why do you watch rugby are you gay or something? It's just a bunch of running around on the field. I guess you're from melbourne so you probably are gay
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>>29021090
>nbn
I just got connected two days ago. Gettin 96mbs down and 37 up. FTTP

In heaven m8s.
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>>29022313
make one, do it or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
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>>29021929
Why would you say that and not tell us your state anon?
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>>29022309
Eh, I used to be like that, now if it's slim and smooth I'm gonna want to cuddle and lewd it. Shame so many cute skellys know how to use their razors.
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>>29022313
i don't mind hair honestly
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>>29022341
b-because none of the cuties are ever from Melbourne

and because there's also a canberrafag who like it when I'm intentionally vague to tease him
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>>29022349
Eh, I dunno, I don't feel as cute with it. And guys without it are so fucking lickable, it just makes me want to do lewd things to their cute yummy uncut peens, and their butts.
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I know you're a qt, anon, you can't fool me.
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go make a thread for normalfag faggots to gay erp with and lament how you haven't had sex for like a total week xd god melbourne sucks amirite fellow gays

ps kys
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>>29022399
but i'm a gay virgin
who lives in the middle of no where
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>>29022399
Look at me. I am your gay captain now.
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>>29022379
shaved uncut cocks are the best
even better if they are small
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Who else /obese/ here?

I just can't stop eating.
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>>29022430
just fucking stop god fucking damn it and don't snack.
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>>29022429
Heh, I like average peens myself too. I may be orally fixated, but 5-7.5" is god teir range for licking.
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>>29022450
>don't snack
I'm so fucking bored though. Eating is my only pleasure.

Vidya and movies and TV don't do it for me any more.
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>>29022239
>/melbournestoner/
yeah. i'm straight though so don't get faggy
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>>29022246
shut up you fucking autistic cunt r9k is a normie thread pretending to be losers for memes

>>29022248
craigslist, search 420
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>>29022473
i hate poofters
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>>29022493
>stoner getting uppity
don't you have some grass to smoke you druggo?
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>>29022458
>tfw never sucked a cock
I really want to as just thinking about it makes me drool but I don't want to hook up with someone on craigslist or grindr.
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>>29022493
we're like dinosaurs in this town
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>>29022508
>implying his joint isn't really a substitute for a cock
a pipe is never just a pipe. One time I tried to smoke a joint with my friend, ended up smoking his cock. I was straight too I swear
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>>29022481
>craigslist, search 420
I just did. What does "Must be Prop 215/SB 420" mean?
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>>29022523
hot
did it accidentally happen again?
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>>29022513
yeah, that's why the robot dream is the best dream, anon. honestly though, it's about as much fun as you fantasize it as being, one of the few things that lives up to the hype if you're a horny degenerate.
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>>29022547
n-now I ask him if he wants to smoke just so that I can feel him cumming in my mouth...
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>>29022508
fuck off you gay cunt i swear i will throw faggots like you off buildings

>29022521
true m8 but i'm not leaving there will be plenty of faggots, communists, muslims and africans to purge soon enough. reclaim glorious melbourne from degeneracy.
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Who /eagerly awaiting big easterly swell/ here?

There's GOTTA be at least one of you cunts.
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>>29022567
>reclaim glorious melbourne from degeneracy
It would be a ghost town m8. It needs a nuke.
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>>29022535
http://melbourne.craigslist.com.au/search/sss?query=420
m88888888888888888888888
originallalalal
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>>29022557
>gay stoner
that's pretty hot desu
how long before he is fucking you?
>>29022567
>implying a stoner like you has enough energy to purge anything
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>tfw no degenerate bf into all of the lewd 2d porn that turned me bi in the first place
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>>29022513
you'd rather suck dirty ugly autist dick? that's fagthink for you
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>>29022193
i'm the onahole guy
sorry but i have a really shitty camera and i cbf taking pics
also i'm a little shy and suffer performance anxiety
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>>29022582
>implying i dont have my rwds ready to go on my command ready to purge fucking godless faggots like you?
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>>29022582
I-i dunno...he gets pretty damn horny when he smokes, do ya think maybe if I sat in his lap and started grinding against me he'd grab my hips and lose control?
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>>29022328
who said anything about thugby?
i was superior afl
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You guys are all such degenerates and humorless wankers.

I prefer Aussie threads over on /pol/ to be honest.

I should never have come back here tonight.
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>>29022594
skype me anon, ill be kind i promise
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>>29022594
>also i'm a little shy and suffer performance anxiety
c-cute
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>>29022618
Fuck of you fucking stormtard
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>>29022591
what state?
sure you weren't always bi?
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So who's everyone voting for? lasdgkashdkfj
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>>29022594
cute
cmon anon i won't bully i just wanna see you fap
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>>29022618

/pol/ has the best sense of humour out of all the boards imo. The flags just open up so much potential.

>nz 4 lyf
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>>29022628
Vic. Positive. I used to hate gay guys (like, pre age 15). I even used to avoid straight anal because that seemed too gay for me...then at 15 something happened and gayfur made me see how yummy boys can be...
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>>29022604
just make sure you are clean before you go over
edge him with your mouth for a while
then ask him if he wants to fuck you i'm sure he will cave
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Dad bought me a bottle of vodka today, I'm drinking right now and doing nothing but browsing 4chan.

I want to die a bit
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>>29022671
Atleast you have alcohol I haven't had anything more then a glass in months.
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>>29022671
>Dad bought me a bottle of vodka today
Why? Does he want you to drink yourself to death?
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>>29022671
>dad is trying to make you a alcho
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>>29022682
My parents keep buying it for me for some reason.

My younger brother is the successful normie while I'm a complete failure NEET, so I think they're doing it to make it feel like I'm not forgotten.

>>29022698
>>29022700
Read above
Plus I'll drink the bottle in a night and usually stop myself so I can get a decent buzz over two nights instead of drunk over one
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what should i wank to boys?
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>>29022722
Sounds like they want you to drink yourself to death tbqhwyf.
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>>29022671
you're supposed to use your gbp for tendies
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>>29022735
cute bois original
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>>29022735
>boys
Answered your own question
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>>29022735
you answered your own question

"what should I wank to? boys?"
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>>29022735
cute boys being mind broken
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>>29022746
>>29022754
>>29022758
>>29022760
lewd minds think alike.
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>>29022760
>>29022754
>>29022746
>>29022758
good job, anons, orgy when?
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Was going to cancel my gym membership, but my mum offered to do it for me should I take up her offer?
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>>29022746
>>29022754
>>29022758
>>29022760
any hentai aside from boku no pico that fits the bill?
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>>29022818
is your mum attractive?
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>>29022830
Just type in "shota succubus english" on sadpanda and look at the one with the dark stalkers character as a boy
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>>29022830
natsuyumi, shonen maid nokururo-kun, enzai. Those are the 4 fappable teir shota/trappy/gey hentais, anon.
>>29022847
>sadpanda
muh nuggha
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>>29022830
the stuff from this company is great
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56ecb7ff31c07
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56961c7d5b34f
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im 25 and have been looking for work the last 1.5 years. 260 dollars of neetbux a week isnt enough.
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>>29022830
Not sure about animated hentai but my favorite trap/genderbender manga is avatar trans.
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>>29022830
here you go I even spoon fed you so you better jerk off to it now
http://exhentai.org/g/878739/9339344c8c/
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>>29022893
>260 dollars of neetbux a week isnt enough
You need to move onto the DSP m8. Get $400 a week instead.
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Watching Harry Potter. How my ballaratbots going?
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>>29022890
not bad, brisanon.
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>>29022611
>brisbane
>afl

disgusting
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>>29022908
One of these days I'll make an account to get rid of sadpanda, but sooo lazeee
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>>29022909
I do get some sort of rent assist, but obviously its lost into rent and then some, I'm not qualified for DSP (thanks liberals for cracking down on people like me), but im too 'retarded' to do things like customer service, i have speech, dyslexia, and other mental health issues.
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>>29022939
(Shota Scratch 27) [Koneko Gumi (Poron)] Lilith-kun to Nenneko Shimasho (Darkstalkers)
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>>29022939
Make one right now
It takes a week or two for your account to actually activate beyond e-hentai so you can brew in anticipation for two weeks and have a good cum when it finally activates senpai
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>>29022618
is there hot bois on the /pol/ threads too?
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>>29020675
Watching sfdebris reviews and some anime

I like this rain in SEQ desu Tomorrow is going to be interesting.

>>29021208
21
192cm
18cm
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>>29022966
yes
>you will never fug the spanish femboy posters
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>>29022965
I find 2d pretty amazingly hot, but it's pretty rare that I actually fap to it. Videos have ruined me, I kind of need to see cocks and cum and stuff on videos to really lose my mind. It's a shame, because 2d is so fucking hot.
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>>29022956
>I'm not qualified for DSP
How hard have you tried to get it m8?
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>>29022968
Where in SEQ?
4178 here
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>>29023013
not him but 4068 reporting.
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>>29020675
>what're you doing tonight?
stressing out that I can't find a job.
I got my newstart cut off because I didn't go to the work for the dole placement because I don't have money for fuel to drive to it (30mins each way).

So now I have no money and $20 in the bank. $200 rent due next tuesday and no income so I'm basically fucked. Thinking of the NEIS program but it looks like you need to be on newstart to even get that, which I'm not.

And nobody will hire me because I'm 30 with very little job experience or qualifications and haven't worked for 5+ years.
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>>29023011
I did qualify, but i found work at the time, then i lost the job because holden is continuously cutting jobs at this point. When i tried again it was the libs in power and i didn't get it (they literally employed doctors to find people to kick off), but since its election year it might be easier again.
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Just took a messy shit and now my asshole is burning
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>>29023051
>>29023013
>>29022968
>seq
>really just mean brisbane
fuck got my hopes up
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>>29020675
I'm Australian
AND EMPLOYED AND AT UNI HAVE FUN HAVING NO LIFE AND NEVER MOVING FORWARD UNTIL YOU FINALLY KILL YOURSELF
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>>29023058
Did we really need to know that faggot?
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>tfw no ausanon to keep me warm during this cold, windy winter.
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>>29023056
>since its election year it might be easier again
I doubt it m8. what you need to do is get yourself diagnosed with something more serious.
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>>29023053
m8 you can get your Newstart turned back on just by going in to Centrelink.
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>>29023105
please no more feels
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>>29023013
4510, not Cabo though.
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>>29023114
Possibly, but best case scenario, I'll switch job agency and have to resume work for the dole. I'll probably have to end up doing this since I won't have a choice..
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>>29023140
s-sorry, anon, I need to distract myself from qtboys...but I don't really wanna
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>>29023155
You can get a doctors note saying you are unfit to do it m8 because of your mental illnesses.
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another chance at a decent austhread ruined by actual faggots.

congregate somewhere else please.
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>>29023004
I was the same senpai, not as gay, but I specifically need videos and to hear cute moaning from girls or girly boys. After getting my sad panda account, I thought it'd be a waste to not jerk off to it and eventually I started enjoying it just as much as a good video.

The only real problem I have is that I need a warmup doujin or two before I hit something I know I'm going to like for the cum.
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FUCKING FAGGOTS GO AWAY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29023182
where else do we go anon?
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>>29023207
what good posters do:
>meet someone with common interests in an unrelated thread
>agree to meet/talk in another location

what insufferable faggot trolls do:
>spam other peoples threads with their gay stuttering anime shit
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>>29023189
Well, I dunno, I mean I did have my 2d days though. I used to get off to shota and gfur a lot. And yeah, I know what you mean about when you find that cumworthy picture. Not really a problem for me though, I like to take my time and edge for an hour or more if I'm having a good fap. Then I get to make a big mess...
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>>29023230
S-sorry anon-kun, I won't be such a baka in the future!
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>>29023230
b-but anon, it's not gay if you pretend I'm a girl and if I wear thigh-highs!!!
>>29023244
yeah! you b-big silly billy!
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>>29023230
you didn't answer the question anon
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>>29023207
>you didn't answer the question anon

>>meet someone with common interests in an unrelated thread
>>agree to meet/talk in another location
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>tfw every single gay post in this thread is me samefagging

sooooo ronery ;___;
>>29023301
Hey, anon! I see that you're also a faggot with a keen interest in smooth cocks and dicks. Wanna meet and talk in another location!?
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>>29023312
I know thats not true anon because I've also been making gay posts!
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>>29023312
No thanks I wanted to stay here and talk about Australian stuff with other robots.

Not generic gay ERP that is identical to any other gay ERP on r9k from someone outside of Australia.
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>>29023301
this isn't a unrelated thread though
if you aren't irl slut as a gay, you are a robot
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>>29023327
Hahaha I'm so funny look at me replying to myself!!
shhh, come on brisanon, don't make me punish you for giving away the ruse
>>29023331
Anon, what's more Australian than sucking cocks!? It's what we do! I read it in the herald sun!

also, people outside of Australia are too far to cuddle
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>>29023359
What if I want to be punished?
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>>29023373
t-then, I hope you have a nice, spankable butt.
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It's great that we have this site to talk together. Finding unemployed virgin NEETs in Australia is like finding a needle in a haystack.
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anyone from newcastle?

ready for the storm on saturday/sunday?
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Australia's shittier more nigger filled brother (NZ) here.
How's shit across the ditch.
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I am literally waiting for the latest episode of anime to buffer.
>$120 a month
Kill me
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>>29023393
its gonna get worse in the future anon
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>>29020675
I'm about to graduate uni and am going to be neet can I post?
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>>29023428
depends on what you are getting out of uni
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>>29023267
how many more fag boards are required for you actually use them?
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>>29023487
a single blue board would be nice with flags
/lgbt/ is a yellow board
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>>29023487
Everyone knows /b/ and /r9k/ are gay general, anon.
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>>29023013
Also 4178
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>>29023487
/lgbt/ is shit and dead and everything else is deader.
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>>29023508
i got them mixed up sorry
/lgbt/ is blue
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>>29023422
>anime
>buffer

Just leave your computer on overnight and download it senpai
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>>29023509
fags are barely tolerated here, seems to be what you guys get off on? you like to be slapped around irl too?
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>you will never make your neet boy dress up in girly clothes
>you will never hear him whine about it, but do it anyway if he wants his allowance
;__;
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>>29021811
fruit and veg if you're still around m9
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>>29023615
y-yes
please slap me for being a slutty fag, anon!
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>>29023618
>iktf
>>29023636
:3
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>>29023636
how bout I buy you a really big dildo and you suicide on it. can you do this?
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i fucked up when i came and my jiz stayed in the shaft instead of shooting out and now my dick is burning

brb gonna go take a piss
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>>29023798
How does this even happen lmao
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>>29020751
>boring and irrelevant

You're a dumbass try learn ffs.
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>>29023804
happens if you squeeze it too tight i think
>>29023798
that's not super healthy to do that anon
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>tfw no submissive robot to play my healslut in overwatch and to suck my cock

Come on, anons.
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Australians can not be robots, you are normalfag chads the nation

t./britfeel/
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>>29023804
i hit the point of no return and i didn't want to come so i squeeze down on the top end of my dick to prevent myself from coming

i actually had the orgasm but the love juice got stuck in the shaft

it was kinda fun watching it slowly dribble out as i took a piss but it still kinda stings a little
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>>29023825
>Playing overratedwatch
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>>29023839
yeah don't do that anon
can fuck your dick up
if you wanna do something lewd, just let go as you cum
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>>29023861
If you wanna do something lewd
Just hold my head down as you cum
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>>29023861
Recently I got bored of cumming into tissues and I didn't want to cum on a towel and make a mess so I came directly into my own mouth and swallowed.
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>>29023861
i've had times just before hitting the point of no return if i gently squeeze the tip of my dick i can stop myself from cumming but i went too far this time and fucked up
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>>29023827
>t./britfeel/
Britfeel is just as much of a normie circlejerk as these threads though.
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>>29023894
f-fugg, that's hot. My biggest fetish is watching twinks do that. Or watching guys who can selfsuck, holy fuck, so hot.
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>>29022834
Why does it matter?
>she isn't
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>>29023882
too lewd, i'm the one meant to be held down anyway
>>29023894
start eating it every time it tastes great
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>>29023959
Well, I am usually a dom top, I just also happen to like[ spoiler]sucking peen, so needless to say, after you drain me I'm going to town.[/spoiler]
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Anyone in Adelaide have weed for sale ??
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>>29023959
I might just since its pretty fucking hot

In addition I think I'm going to try and go full twink mode and then get some dick inside of me.
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>>29023979
doooooooooeeeeet

Also be from Melbourne so that I can be the dick
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>>29024015
I wish but sadly no.
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>>29024027
Either way, twinkmode is bestmode, wish I had another smooth robot to grind against
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>>29022239
How do I get weed?
>shut in NEET with no friends
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no srsly though where the fucks my healslut
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>>29024120
Make friends with a robot who can hook you up, or buy from craigslist and be careful.

Or do what that other anon did and do lewd things for it
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>>29023905
do the britfeel threads have fag incursions like this though?
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>>29024288
Yeah, only differences is less of the lonely robots are cute there.
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>>29024288
Yeah, but the degenerate sluts there use avatars or trips.
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>>29024147
i would play it maybe
but it seems kinda boring compared to wow/ff healslutting
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>>29024390
y-yeah, the only rewarding part of healslutting is being bullied by mr.tank if you don't keep him alive
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>tfw all the qtbots have abandoned me
Welp, time to move to Canada.
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should i fap or sleep?

>>29024751
i was busy playing a vidya
don't move to Canada, the Canadian boys are just as sad and lonely
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Getting gold 5 on LoL
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>>29024793
Anon, there's no way you should sleep without touching your lewdbits

what vidya?
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>>29024812
but why don't you play a real game, or at least a real moba? I mean i'm gay, but even I'm not THAT gay
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>>29024817
nekopara i should play more vn's, most fun I've had in a while
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>>29024828
Hope your worthless cunt of a family gets raped and killed you fucking faggot :)
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>>29024862
>nekopara
t-that's pretty cute

>tfw no qt robot to sit on your lap and play vn's
>>29024864
me too, since they're lulfags ;)
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6122 I hate WA, can't find anyone to relate to, seems like nothing but Chad work/partyaholics
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>>29024892
>tfw no qt robot to sit on your lap and play vn's
never knew how much i wanted this till now
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>>29024950
Having someone sit on your lap is sort of uncomfortable desu
Especially for a few hours
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>>29024950
m-me too, anon.

origia
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>>29025013
guess we would have to take breaks
>you will never give anon a blowjob while he plays his favorite game
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>>29025054
my fetish, anon...
that and having a qtboy playing games on his stomach with his knees bent, with me lapping away trying to make him lose concentration.
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>>29025054
>you will never get so distracted by anons blowjob that you stop halfway through to fuck his face and spit in his mouth before cumming straight down his throat into his tummy
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i-is everyone asleep or fapping or something? It's only 12:30 T.T
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>>29025348
Maybe all the ERPers finally came, felt post-fap guilt, and left.
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playing overwatch
then more overwatch
i'm at 90 hours now
someone kill me please
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>>29025374
>post-fap guilt
way past that stage
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>>29025374
b-but I haven't even started touching myself yet ;__;
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