BULLY THREAD
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Who else /bully/ here?
>Be me in highschool 8 years ago
>Walking to class with stacy
>Spot that loser anon in the corner of the lockers
>Walk by him "Hey Stacy, Anon likes you"
>"Eewww gross hahah"
>Look at him and hes just staring at the floor
Still gives me a laugh. Cant think of that losers name though.
I WILL REEEEEEEE THE CHAD RIGHT OUT OF YOU FAGGOT
>Highschool
>See some nerd finally get a girlfriend
>Shes like 2/10 but whatever
>Get her MSN addy and start chatting her up
>Tell her she should dump the nerd at school but do it in person to be nice
>She does it next day, he nearly cries
>Block her on MSN
>>29020404
and now you're on r9k. Pretty sure he's getting the last laugh
>>29020455
You did them both a favor.
I have plenty more so bear with me
>Highschool
>Class psycho is obsessed about his fathers wallet
>Steal it for 2 days
>He is going fucking savage at everyone
>Threatening to kill people
>Gym class comes
>Move some losers bag next to the psychos bag and put wallet underneath
>Everyone comes to get changed
>loser goes to move his bag because hes scared of psycho
>Wallet falls
>Psycho goes fucking ape shit
>Breaks this losers eye socket
Laugh
>>29020404
Not the same but here
>be 19
>1st job washing dishes at a restaurant
>I'm a total shut in so talking to people is nearly impossible
>Alpha bitch waitress makes fun of me day in day out for my shit job
>walk up to her tell her I want to stab her
>she cries
>gets fired
>I get time off and get to keep my job
>everyone treated me better after that
>not attracted to women but they treated me like a Chad after that
>mfw they thought I was joking
>mfw I was sectioned not long after for something similar
Another
>High school
>Mandatory assembly, whole school there
>Class aspie sitting in front of me
>He goes red if you even say his name. Literally 0 social skills
>Put both feet on the back of his chair legs
>Push really hard and quick
>Makes that god awful scraping sound
>Everyone looks at him
>The back of his neck went red so I'm assuming his face did too
>Do it like 2 more times
>He has to get up to move his chair back in front of everyone
>He is so fucking red in the face
>Did it like 5 more times
>>29020404
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>>29020708
What's with the large nigger population on /r9k/. Seriously, this shit doesn't make you cool or tough.
/pol/ /k/ /fit/ here btw. Pretty sure I could actually teleport behind you and kill you.
>>29020468
Highly doubt it, but i don't think of him anyway.
>High school again
>Just got word of a kid who cries real easy
>Hes like 4ft at 15. Fuck this is going to be easy
>See him from like 200m away
>Stare at him while walking straight at him
>I have my bullys with me
>This kid is visibly sweating and crying at the 50m mark
>Kid gets up and just legs it
>Hes like fucking Usain Bolt, too fast for me
>Chase the cunt every time i see him because he wouldn't take a beating
And i would still beat the cunt if i saw him today.8 years later.
I've always had a fetish for bullies. It's a shame I never really was. I always fantasized one would rape me when I was in school.
>>29020768
Weakling detected. I knew i could smell fear in this thread.
>Find out some kids parents are going away for the weekend
>Tell him we're planning to have a party at his house
>He's freaking out, thinks the whole school (1300+ kids) are coming
>Get some nerd to print out a bullshit party flyer and to say he found it at the canteen
>This kid is freaking out so bad right now
>Next day. He's called the cops
>Told them i dont even know the loser and to fuck off
>Fucking belted the cunt in the toilets a day later
Fuck him learn to take a joke
>>29020776
Grats, you needed a group of people to pick on someone who is pretty much a midget.
>>29020825
Didn't need them i was 6ft then (6'4 now) but i just wanted to see maximum fear.
>>29020768
>/pol/
How?
By being so fat it distorts the local gravity?
>>29020852
>Be at a party
>See this manlet trying to get with a girl
>Shes 7/10 but is actually talking to him
>They're flirting
>I walk over (6'1 at the time) and just start talking to her
>Keep getting in front of him and turing my back taking the attention off him and moving it to me
>Won't let him talk
>Im being a real asshole and the girl loves it
>Was supposed to be smoking weed for the first time that night
>Fucked the girl at home instead
Was allgood though, friends saved me some bud
>>29020404
>Starting a greentext with "Be me"
Yeah right, loser. I bet my left nut that everyone wiped the floor with you wherever you went, otherwise you wouldn't grow up to be such a massive faggot.
I bet you are that kid who got bullied and then played out "revenge" scenarios in his head, hence this thread.
>>29020854
No. By being above 6 foot and having fellow bullys above 6ft with me.
