so my mom texted me this
>>29020114
Your mother is a saint and has provided you with the top bantz. Also, all you replied was "I love you too" and I feel sorry for her.
>>29020137
my mommy loves me
>>29020114
>>29020153
Haha cheers to your mom for bringing in the bantz, she sounds like a nice lady op, hope you treat her right.
>Getting roasted and shitposted
>By your fucking mom
>>29020114
Uh, woah OP. you were just BTFO by your mom, how do you feel and CAN you HANdle the BANter??????
>>29020114
My mom tells me no woman will ever want me.
>>29020223
That's cause shewants you for herself ;)
>>29020114
based mom desu senpai
oREgAAno~~~
>>29020114
>mom texted me
Why do you allow your mom to text you? Or anyone for that matter
>>29020298
what should i tell her when my mommy tries to text me?
>>29020308
Don't reply to her
Tell her in real life that you don't like to text people
>>29020114
>Naming your mom with her real name on your phone
Why?
>>29020329
but i love my mom :c
>>29020114
>so my mom texted me this
Send her this as your response with a jk at the end, then post results
>>29020332
i call her tina irl tbqhwyf(to be quite honest with you senpai(family))
>>29020332
I do that too. What's wrong with that familia?
>>29020346
You've got nothing to lose OP
Worst case scenario she'll tie you down and ride you all nightor is that the best case scenario?
damn op. well at least your mom realizes how bad you have it. mine clueless.btw you should kill her
>>29020396
mothers are NOT for lewd
>>29020332
I have my mother listed under her real name under my phone. Then again, she was a psycho bitch who would beat me so bad that I the state took me away from her and put me into Foster Care, where the new caretakers would beat me and the other children in the house. I've referred to her by her first name since I was 12 and she used to beat me for it but eventually just got tired of fighting me and accepted it. I don't remember the last time I referred to her as mom.
>>29020348
>>29020358
She is your mom. Why not just call her 'mom'?
she wants to fuck
give her the d
>>29020414
Because she has a name and all my other contacts have their respective names on them. I fail to see the problem here famalam
Fuckin' freak
No parent wants children
Their all accidents
>>29020411
wow
I feel sorry for you mate
>>29020153
mine bumped into me but I couldn't stay and chat and she could see I was clearly upset about something.
>>29020480
My dad literally told me my life was his choice though.
Thanks dad btw.
>>29020513
Nah he's lying
>>29020480
Citation needed. Both my brother and I were planned
>>29020529
you sure?
555
>>29020114
Charge your phone! And post pics of gym body!
>>29020114
Charge your fucking phone you twat
>>29020532
>>29020538
Just accept your an accident.
Only brown families want kids because they're too stupid to do anything else
>>29020332
It's a white people thing
Sometimes I'm really sad because I feel I have disappointed my mother in being virgin at 24.
I mean, not being virgin per se, but never having showed her that I have a qt girl I'm happy with.
I always tell her that I'm kind of sad as a result and she becomes a bit sad because I'm sad too.
Fucking fuck
>>29020555
ok but only if you be my gf forever
>>29020634
Oh hello there fellow JIDF!
Bashing white people is good, I like it!
What other tricks do you use?
PM me using Jubuntu
>>29020179
that girl is objectively 9/10
anyone who thinks otherwise is a faggot
>>29020713
be careful or your yellow fever will kill you
>or just your genes, same concept really
>>29020713
Would be if she went out more and got some sun shining on that face.
>>29020713
She's a 9/10 for me.
>>29020713
Speaking as an Asian, her skin is bad is and her nose and mouth could be much better. As she is, she'd be a 7, maybe an 8 with makeup on.
birthday in 2 days i turn 19, i wish i had friends to celebrate it with
>>29020725
>>29020729
>>29020842
she isn't fat and likely has low standards
that's 9/10 material for me
>>29021029
I know that feel senpai
very orginal here
>>29021029
I'll birthday it up with you if you're in LA.
>>29020332
It's safer in the case he loses his phone
>>29021338
Why? What's gonna happen? Someone might find the phone and it would be easier to get it back to the owner if there's a contact named "mom" there. Or in the more likely event of it getting stolen, what would happen?
>>29020908
>implying being asian gives you some kind of superior insight into the quality of asian women
There's nothing special about you.
My mum would never make friendly conversation like that.
Thanks modern family structure
>>29021509
Actually being friend with your parents is quite modern and quite inappropriate to classical family standard. The relation between my parents and me is based on respect, not friendship.
>go gym for 7 months now
>was thin already
>gained lots of size
>broad as fuck shoulders
>big shoulders
>big fucking ass
>huge thighs
>5k calories a day
>just got back from maccas
>wearing my tight cargo slim fits and my tank top while it's raining (just finished training)
>qt behind me in line
>start getting nervous
>start fidgeting
>start getting hot as fuck and feel sweaty
>my turn
>fuck my order up and speak gibberish
>>29021916
aw u qt
can i squeeze your ass?
>>29021916
>gibberish
kek
what exactly did you say?
>>29022056
Only if you're a girl.
>>29022076
I said something like 'can i get a darge macbig meal'
>>29020153
oooooh man she wants it so bad!
now is your chance boi
>>29022091
Isnt that what theyre called in AUS?
>>29022253
>Isnt that what theyre called in AUS?
Yes.
>>29020411
Nice blog fagget
