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Tomorrow you wake up as a multimillionaire Chad
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You 21, 6'2", and have $1 million in trust-fund income (after tax). Your family is worth $100 million.

You will only inhabit this body/life for 1 month. After the 1 month duration expires, you will re-awaken in your old body.

What do you do?
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Thailand for that ladyboi pucci
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Give all of my trust-fund income to this swell guy I know. He's really great.
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>>29019686
Wire the $1 million to the real me
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>>29019686
fuck off with this shit

>your family is worth $100 million

if you were THAT wealthy, you could be a fucking manlet rat and chad/stacey would be licking your soles
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I would buy every game on steam
then send them as gift to account of normal body
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>>29019686

Transfer the entire net worth from this character to my real self ofc.

>faggot
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>>29019686
I would do a bunch of shit but then I'd steal all the money available to me and leave it to my old self
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>>29019737
You would have to be retarded to do anything but this.
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>>29019686
Spend all the money and kill "my" entire family
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>>29019686
Put all my money in a bank account and memorize the details so I can withdraw it once I wake up
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>>29019686

store all my money under my bed

wake back up in old me body

spend money to become the perfect trap and move to japan
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>>29019739
No. Shrews would lick your soles and aging women 28+ years old, but most females in college would still avoid you.
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>>29019686
>>29019737

Yeah this but I'd use Chad's body and money to get laid like a mother fucker for a month. Just pump and dump every day.
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>>29019739
>manlet rat
wew lad, someone takes his memes too serious
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>>29019740
You are thinking realistically.
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>>29019770
yes lmao, in order of importance to women

STATUS > MONEY > LOOKS
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Transform the chad body to look like me so after a month i can just take his place
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>>29019740
underage detected
>originalingo
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>>29019686
>kill family
>cash in their life insurance
>wire million dollar trustfund and life insurance money to offshore banking account and safety deposit box
>return to old self and collect the money
>invest in a bunch of shit
>buy a mansion and fill it up with bitches from all nationalities, drugs and booze
>live everyday in a hazy stupor of drugs and sluts
>impregnate all of them and create a multiple legacies
>pay people to kidnap every person and their family thats wronged me
>personally torture all of them to death
>eventually die from sniffing a mountain of cocaine
>lived the dream
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>>29019837
yeah in hopes to marry a millionaire they will put up with a deformed motherfucker, but they will get cucked by a chad, hell, if you wanna pump and dump just a chad body and a not autistic personality is enough
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>>29019883
i actually don't care if she fucks chad on the side, as long as i'm getting my share of pussy
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>>29019876
>cash in their life insurance
its the real life kid, there are investigations before getting the cash, also, assuming your family loves you cuz you are chad, they they would have set you up as heir of the cash, thats more realistic
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>>29019876
>dream
>not drea

goofed
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>>29019686
pretty much just fap and play WoW desu
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>>29019909
feel free to add your picture to the cuck hall of fame
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>>29019737
This.

You'd have to be a real fucking retard to spend it all as fake you.

Buy a decent house once you revert back to real you, and live on the rest of it and interest forever.
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>>29019909
>dat cuck mentality
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>>29019924
hire people to kill them and kill the people that killed them and leave no trace. this shit happens all the time in real life.
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>>29019962
>>29019970
dude sharing is caring, who gives a fuck honestly.
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>>29020010
i dont have that cuck mentality broham. i dont share and i dont care.
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I would send a bunch of money to my parents and give the rest away to charity

then I'd eat a bunch of junk food and get fat
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>>29020043
dude if i just blew a load on her face you think i give a fuck if chad does the same? who would lmao.
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>>29020043
>>29020080
you know what, fuck it. If i can fuck her, she can fuck whoever she wants
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>>29020144
>>29020080
>>29020043
>>29020010
>>29019909
>this cuck attitude

It's like you gave up before it even began.
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>>29019686
Gibe shit loads of money to myself
Donate shit loads of money to charity and poor people who deserve it
Go on a date with a qt girl
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>>29019686
i'd cut off my arms and legs and go to college so when chad gets back in his body it recreates that scene in the butterfly effect
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>>29019686
I know this undermines your thought experiment but I would take all the money I could get my hands on, create a separate, private account (under Chad's name) and give legal rights to it (as me, the robot) so that when my Chad life is over I can have some millions for me to fuck around with.
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So many idiots in this thread who won't set up a business and profit for life.

>kek
>that's why you are robots
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Whoa wtf I lost two inches overnight?

:^]
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>>29022157
>he thinks small businesses will survive the aristocratic reaction
that's why YOU'RE a robot
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>>29020981
You're a good man anon. God's speed
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Enjoy life as I never did and in the last day chop Chads dick
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>>29022177

>1 million
> small business

Not a robot, I just come here to watch robots trying to interact

Inb4
> muh steamgames
> all the pucci I get in life
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>>29019686
Rape as much underage pussy as I can and commit the most henious crimes possible, just to fuck over Chad when he gets his body back.
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>no one asks what happens to their body
Is this a body swap?
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