What would you do to have a dick like this?
It's 11"
Despite having a fuck ton of issues, I'm happy with my 6.5 inch penis.
>>29019554
I'd do almost anything but I'd prefer a 7 inch penis to be quite honest. 7 inches seems like a good balance as long as it's thick.
>>29019554
is she really happy, i mean is she just pseudo-happy brought on by her raging libido or is she fucking happy
if this was your daughter, how would you react
Right fucking now I would chop off my own dick and not receive medical attention for 24 hours if it meant my dick would suddenly turn into that foot-long beast.
Imagine the porn you'd get rich off of.
Sit at home alone because I am uglier than dog...
Just like now.
Thanks for checking.
>>29019618
I'd ask for a video desu
Or maybe to meet the guy himself, ask him to have kids and have as many as possible
>>29019651
your average pornstars salary is grossly overestimated, an attractive female pornstar will make around 500 dollars for a scene
stop trying to justify their degeneracy with money, they're just low iq degenerates
seems pretty inconvenient desu
>permanent obvious crotch bulge
>difficulty finding pants/underwear that fit
>can't get proper blowjobs, they can only lick the tip
>can't stick it all the way in while fucking
>>29019651
that happened in a famous hentai called urotsukidoji kind of. demons came and gave this omega male kid a huge demon dong and told him if he cut his off and put it on he'd be alpha as fuck.
there's a funny scene where a bunch of roasties have an orgy with him and cuck him before the demons come and kill them all
>>29019673
Also, I'm pretty sure porn is moving away from the whole "GIANT DICKS LOL" shit into actually hiring male talent based on attractiveness.
Or maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part.
>>29019724
yes this is true, roastie untermensch pornstars are now being more picky about the males they work with
top fucking kek
>>29019554
i don't want it
seems like women would only love it until i tried to put it in them
>>29019702
Sounds pretty arousing desu
I'm 7" and grow to around 8.5" when I'm extremely horny, just having an erections that large at that point just makes me even more aroused. Sometimes in public ill spot some slut with a ridiculous body and i just cant help it. Girls have noticed it and are usually aroused, which I find hilarious because if it was small it'd be creepy. There was this girl I worked with who had legit J cups who pretty much grabbed my cock for a full 5 seconds, making the excuse to take my phone from me.
The thought of women going completely lewd over a big wang really turns me on, especially because it seems kind of comical to me
>>29019786
What, so you prefer to watch porn starring fat tattooed dudes with giant veiny dicks?
>>29019724
>>29019786
porn is dying because it's free. It's pretty webcam shit, private porn, etc
>>29019702
only for ugly men. Attractive men make women wet enough to handle anything
>>29019831
>What, so you prefer to watch porn starring fat tattooed dudes with giant veiny dicks?
it's humiliating for the women. I like the idea that gorgeous women can be convinced to have painful sex with ugly men
>>29019554
isnt that valentina nappi and danny dong
danny dong is like 9"
>>29019846
>Attractive men make women wet enough to handle anything
Did your parents refuse to let you attend high school sex ed or something? Because that's definitely not how vaginas work.
>>29019831
i don't pay attention to the dude, skip to the end and jerk my dick to him jacking off on her face everytime
>>29019870
> he's never heard of tenting
>>29019870
vaginas can push out babies tardo. Women can indeed learn to enjoy huge cocks if they desire the man. Most men are not attractive enough to make a woman withstand a huge cock.
>>29019554
i'd dress as girly as possible and promise he can do a sperm in my butt
>>29019554
Here's the unedited version.
Guy is Danny D, girl looks to be Valentina Nappi.
>>29019870
> women can give birth to dozens of children
> can be fisted well up the forearm
> can't fit an 8" cock
>>29020013
here's the pic
I'd post worse ones but I don't want to scare you fags off vagina even more than you already are
>>29019665
>Sit at home alone because I am uglier than dog...
>Just like now.
>Thanks for checking.
We appreciate your honesty.
>>29020030
can every stacey do this
>>29020206
yes
On average they can accomodate at least 8 1/2 inches of cock if properly aroused. Taller/larger women can hold forearms easily. If a man produces enough pheromone even a double digit length cock can be shoved inside
>>29020206
Pretty much yeah
I used to overhear girls bragging about the things they could fit in their cunt
one girl said she went hysterical when she fucked herself with the handle end of a baseball bat and would stick it a good 10 inches in (she marked it and measured it for the lulz)
>>29020262
>one girl said she went hysterical when she fucked herself with the handle end of a baseball bat and would stick it a good 10 inches in (she marked it and measured it for the lulz)
so is 6x5 basically a micropenis to your average stacey
>>29020297
Not micro but it's still small
5 is micro
7 is average
8 is big
9 is huge
10+ is pretty much being fucked by a living God of fertility, every thrust is a mental orgasm
>>29020331
so 95% of men on the planet are untermensch to stacey?
>>29019554
well, i would become a HS teacher
>>29020390
The natural order is to desire the most desirable mate
The cream of the crop, the best of everything
>>29019720
bro you just revealed your power level.
>>29020417
tell me something i don't know
oregano famiglia
>>29020394
> you will never have a harem of high school girls worshipping your 11" cock like a cult
Why even life
>>29019702
A bulge is the best way to attract women
Source: 7x6 when soft
>>29020465
Just wait until dick surgery is real
Then you can hear about it in the news and never participated in it at all because you're an old burnt out beta
>>29019999
>>29020013
Do you guys actually think women enjoy giving childbirth? Something being theoretically able to fit doesn't mean it's pleasurable, the cervix is a real thing (don't post that bullshit sourceless image about the anterior fornix zone), and stretching the vagina too much can cause discomfort.
The average vagina is designed for the average penis. If it weren't, the average wouldn't be average.
>>29020944
> trying to be reasonable
> instead of feeding irrational insecurities
>>29021013
Shit, yeah, sorry. 15x12" or they won't even feel it, come on guys.
>>29020944
orgasmic birth
>>29021251
Just gave it a google, and got this result, which I'll post some quotes from.
http://www.livescience.com/37039-orgasmic-birth-real.html
>Postel contacted 956 French midwives, asking them to complete an online questionnaire about orgasmic birth. He got 109 complete responses for midwives, who, combined, had assisted 206,000 births in their careers.
>Midwives reported 668 cases in which mothers told midwives they'd felt orgasmic sensations in birth. In another 868 cases, midwives said they'd seen mothers demonstrate signs of pleasure during childbirth.
So, that's around 1 in 200 chance they'll get any pleasure from it, and you're also ignoring the insane amount of hormones rushing through the body in childbirth that impact your sexuality, and block to some degree the amount of pain that gets to your brain.
So even with all those factors completely changing the way the body works, it's still excrutiatingly painful for those women, and only one in two hundred was capable of getting any vague feelings of pleasure from it.
Excellent point though, I'm sure a random hookup will totally have the hormonal levels of a woman in labour.
I'm new to r9k but the amount of dicks you get to see is truly amazing.
