I just found a cockroach in my room
IM SCARED OH WHAT DO I DO ANONS
>>29019232
Call the exterminator.
EAT IT! Seriously, you should put it in your mouth.
>>29019232
Kill it, stupid. Ive had roaches all my life.
>>29019257
I'd sooner put a penis in my mouth
-OP
You know if you saw one there's like a million in the walls and under the floorboards.
>>29019283
This. I'm willing to bet a few crawl over your face and under your covers while you sleep as well.
>>29019232
a roach afraid of his kind, how amusing.
Call Putin.
Make sure to sleep with ear plugs in so they can't crawl into your ears. Good luck famalam
>>29019309
Enough with the talk about roaches man, you're really starting tobugme.
Leave, the place is forever tainted.
>>29019274
Oh really? ;) How about i kill the roach and you suck me off?
>>29019274
>>29019283
>>29019333
Just fucking kill me
How do I get rid of it???
>>29019414
Tell your dad to kill it
>>29019232
>walking back home
>open door screen
>as I open it, HUGE cockroach/heracross/demonspawn falls out of nowhere near my foot
>freak out and pull my keys back instinctively so hard that the key ring breaks
>after pacing back for about 30 seconds, kick it and send it flying off my doorstep
>whenever I see one in my appartment, I spray air freshener at it to stun it and then cover it in the chemicals, then wrap it up in 50 layers of paper towels and flush it down the toilet
>>29019498
>"50 layers of paper towels and flush it down the toilet"
And then you immediately regret your decision, because now you have to pick a paper towel wrapped cockroach out of your toilet.
>>29019232
>>29019414
You could try to snipe it throwing a shoe.But maybe it just was to be you little bug friend. Maybe It has had a hard life, and though you were the one who would understand him. It hasn't done anything to you. It just wants to be loved. Like a tiny pupper. But you are rejecting it (even want to kill it) because it isn't a chad pet.
He wouldn't do it to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUil667iT1k
You are an evil evil person.
She probably just wanna be your friend you monster
GAS THE _YKES
>>29019232
Here's my experience with a cockroach.
>> Be me, living by myself.
>> Find cockroach in my room in southeast-asia.
>> Son of a bitch is a large
>> Thing probably mutated because of the amount of cancer you can find in the air and shit.
>> Manage to spray it with somma dat cyklon b but for roaches.
>> Mofukker still moving about.
>> Decide to trap it in a transparent container.
>> Ain't enough, thing is capable of moving the damn container.
>> I decide to fill the container with somma dat cyklon B and place a book on top of it to ensure that thing doesn't escape.
>> Leave it for some time
>> After a few hours, I comeback.
>> The big guy is dead.
>> Guy put up a fight.
>> Honor it by burying it in a place it would have been wanted to be buried, a trashcan.
Fuck turks
I've been killing roaches all my life.
>>29019232
That's nothing right now I have rats in my stove and my dog has fleas because of it
Smash it btw
>>29019414
>>29019232
Chase it away with flash lights.This won't work with the lights on.
>>29021058
Yes he would they're the Brads of the bug world not liked enough to be Chad but just barely alpha enough to be noticed and universally hated.
>>29020900
Where the fuck do you live that you assume all toilets are as bad as yours?
shove it up your asshole then send pics
Tell the cops there is a turkish man in your house
>>29019232
The catalogue thumbnail of OP's pic looks exactly like a sunset with four mountaintops to the left.
