Why do women make this shit up that doesn't actually work?
more likely she'll be like
>"not again..."
>>29019188
It does work though. But only if you're Chad of course.
>>29019188
This does not work unless the girl is really vain and needy, most will pretend to like it to make guys feel better.
>>29019229
This. If you're not a Chad, they'll mix up love with obsession.
>ur pussy
>the shape of ur butt
Literally can't think of anything else, she's fucking terrible
>waking up to a text that says, "I was looking at your facebook at 3am and I wanted to tell you you have nice tits."
After she falls asleep
>sneak out of bed and gently pull pants back on
>make sure not to wake up tiny dog
>unlock door and exit
>walk miles home and pretend like everything is fine
>be alone forever
Love my life. I create rejection wherever I can.
I'm pretty sure that it's talking about a boyfriend doing that for a girlfriend.if that's the case then yeah it will probably work.
>>29019188
Because they do not know themselves, and as others mentioned they will like this sort of thing if you are Chad. They think about the ideal, not the reality in this context.