Wew lads this is it, tonight we play the ultimate loser. ITT we compete to find out who is the biggest loser. I will judge each entry on a scale of 1-10, winner gets the title of being r9ks most autistic person
Fill out this form for entry
>age
>virgin (Y/N)
>neet (Y/N)
>embarrassing things you cant let go of
>do you still live with parents (Y/N)
>any skills, talents, or hobbies
>any other embarrassing autisitc facts about yourself
>age
24
>virgin
no
>neet
yes
>embarrassing things you cant let go of
I ate moldy oranges because a girl told me they would make me trip, I got high on an anti diarrheal medication for like 2 years
>do you still live with parents
yes
>any skills, talents, or hobbies
good at tennis
>any other embarrassing autisitc facts about yourself
idk man im an idiot
>>29018835
>>age
18
>>virgin (Y/N)
Yes, didnt even hug or hold hands.
>>neet (Y/N)
Yes
>>embarrassing things you cant let go of
My life.
>>do you still live with parents (Y/N)
Yes
>>any skills, talents, or hobbies
Literally Vidya, coding and chinese porn
>>any other embarrassing autisitc facts about yourself
I was once ordering Pizza online, when the delivery guy knocked I wanted to pay him, but only had a 50euro note. He didn't have enough exchange money on him so he wanted to drive me to a gas station so I could exchange it.
I payed 50euro for a pizza cuz I was too scared of going out, let alone talk to someone there.
>>29019422
out of 10
>18
-2
>virgin
+2
>Neet
+2
>embarrassing things
+2
>still live with parents
+1
>talents
-1 for coding
>autistic facts
+2
6/10
>>29019006
>age
+1
>virgin
-2
>neet
+2
>embarrassing things
+2
>live with parents
+1
>talents
-1
>autistic facts
+1
4/10
>age
18
>virgin (Y/N)
yes
>neet (Y/N)
no
>embarrassing things you cant let go of
one time i asked someone how to open a door
>do you still live with parents (Y/N)
yes
>any skills, talents, or hobbies
i can draw decently
>any other embarrassing autisitc facts about yourself
i only ever use my drawing skills to draw adam lanza
also i managed to alienate all my friends by being autistic
>>29019557
>age
-2
>virgin
+2
>neet
-1
>embarrassing things
+1
>parents
+1
>talents
+1
>autistic facts
+3
6/10 right now you're tied with the leader
How much work do you put into these """""threads"""""?
>>29019625
Idk not a lot, I was just gonna make a thread about how fucking autistic I am, but then it turned into this and I thought maybe it would be a fun deal. I'm starting to regret it now though as I don't really want to rate all these niggas. Granted it is autistic as fuck and not very well done, I think it's better or as good as a lot of the shit that gets posted here.
>age
30
>virgin (Y/N)
Y
>neet (Y/N)
Y
>embarrassing things you cant let go of
when I was in high school (HIGH SCHOOL), when the girl I was crushing on first talked to me at a classmate's house while working on a project, I was so happy I dropped down on my stomach on the hardwood floor, lifted my head and legs up, started spinning myself in circles while making the WUBWUBWUBWUB zoidberg sound, in front of 3 other people from our school.
>do you still live with parents (Y/N)
Y
>any skills, talents, or hobbies
any escapist media I can find - vidya, movies, anime, ANYTHING to escape from this sad excuse for a life.
>any other embarrassing autisitc facts about yourself
It's hard to choose when my whole life is ripe with autism.
>>29019610
that math's not right i should be at 5
I live in podunk Utah in one of my parents houses by myself. I have no license or car and no job. I am a paranoid skiztophrenic so I can't make friends or have a girlfriend unless it's online. I spend 9+ hours a day on /soc/ seeking validation posting in nearly every thread. I also have erectile dysfunction. I tried hooking up with a fat girl I paid for off Craigslist, and every time we tried my dick went limp so I locked myself in the bathroom and cried for 3 hours. I'm 25 almost 26 and still a virgin, how fucked am I?
>pic related
>age: 29
>virgin Y
>neet Y
> I was caught wanking in a public bathroom, attempted suicide and was laughed at when I failed, am so beta I sat by a by a female friend while her bf and her did their shit; he literally gave me a game to play and made me sit in the corner while using MY belt to spank the whore. Never saw it again. The same chad beat the shit out of me a few weeks later for god knows why, topkek.jpeg
>do you still live with parents Y
> No skills or talents, playing shitty games and shitposting might count as a hobby
>General social autism, alcoholism, OCD/anxiety and anger issues and sperg attacks.
>>29019771
>I sat by a by a female friend while her bf and her did their shit; he literally gave me a game to play and made me sit in the corner while using MY belt to spank the whore.
More on this? How the fuck did this even get set up? Why are you around these normies?
>age
23
>virgin (Y/N)
yes
>neet (Y/N)
yes
>embarrassing things you cant let go of
Too much, like really too much I could write a fucking book.
>do you still live with parents (Y/N)
yes
>any skills, talents, or hobbies
No skills or talents, just play vidya and watch anime. If I had a job I could afford a beater to practice drifting.
>any other embarrassing autistic facts about yourself
Once again too much.
>>29018835
>age
18
>virgin
Yes
>neet
Yes
>Embarrasssing things
One time I pissed myself in front of everyone, I didn't know what to do so I started licking it off the asphalt like a dog.
I once wiped my ass and forgot where to put the toilet paper so I just threw it on the floor.
I unironically wore a fedora and even had a backup fedora in case bullies stole mine or m'lady needed a fanciful hat.
One time someone touched my hair (Shoulder length, showers once a week, bowl cut) and I chased them with a rock. Someone else did it by accident and I chased them too in front of everyone. My mom got me out of trouble by telling the principal I was autistic.
I needed a chaperone to go to the bathroom all the way into 6th grade and used the "shit my pants" excuse to get out of school so many times that the teacher had me sit there and describe my poop.
I once spent an an entire week trying to talk like Boomhauer from King of the Hill, but my lips are big and the gap between my teeth is small so it came out as a slurred mess.
In elementary school I would mostly communicate through random bird noises.
In highschool I would walk around so fast and knew so many side routes that people thought I could teleport.
In sex ed class we did a game to show the spread of STD's where we'd mix cups but I couldn't find any girls for it and I still got aids even though I never had sex.
In middle school I carried around a rolling suitcase, wore multiple layers of grey sweatshirts/sweatpants even in spring and insisted everyone call me reverend ironically. I would walk around in circles all day thinking I was doing deep philosophical thinking.
>Parents
Yes
>Skills, talents, hobbies
Writing a cartoon for if I ever became a cartoon writer.
>Facts
My foreskin can't go past the head of my penis.
My penis leans left but shoots right, meaning it has a higher net range than most penises.
I have solid A cup hairy mannipples that show up through every shirt.
>>29019785
Asked to hang out while leaving school. Made the mistake of saying yes without realizing I'd end up a cuck third wheel for the normies. Serves me right for trying to interact socially with non autists.
>>29019771
>am so beta I sat by a by a female friend while her bf and her did their shit; he literally gave me a game to play and made me sit in the corner while using MY belt to spank the whore. Never saw it again. The same chad beat the shit out of me a few weeks later for god knows why, topkek.jpeg
>>29019706
>age
+2
>neet
+2
>embarrassing things
+2 hahahaha thats great even if not true
>parents
+2
>talents
+1
>autistic things
+1
10/10 hard to beat
>>29019748
yeah you're right. You lose.
>>29019753
you are 8 points out of ten fucked. at least you're not a wizard, and if that's you in the pic you're a fucking chad. -2 points
I have a feeling some of these aren't real..
>>29019835
So these fuckers asked you out just to make you a third wheel while they fucked? And he beats you up too the following week?
>>29019861
Oh trust me, they are. This is a dark place
>>29019889
Writing it out has made me realize how truly pathetic it is. I kind of just shrugged it off up until now but oh god why. End my existence, please
>>29019822
This was an excellent read I'm in tears.. Thank you anon
>>29018835
>people ITT giving this normie material to laugh at
>>29019861
>even if not true
It's completely true. I'm not full autist, but in that moment when she talked to me, a surge of energy/happiness washed over me and that was how my body chose to express that feeling. I didn't think to do it, my body acted. And I didn't even see anything wrong with it until I had infinite time to reflect on my life during NEETmode.
I also asked this girl out to prom later by writing her a sappy poem, but you know how that went.
>>29018835
>22
>virgin
>neet for a couple more weeks
>lied about having a gf and it pretty much ruined my life for a good 4 years
>live with both parents
>not really. Gaming I guess
>I have ocd and it causes a shit ton of trouble
>age
18
>virgin
no
>neet
no
>embarrassing thing cant let go of
farted in front of my qt during freshman physical training for marching bad so it was obviously me. twice btw
>do you still live with you parents
yes
>hobbies, skills, & talents
I blacksmith occasionally so thats a hobby and a skill because im decent at it
i can also sing pretty well
>any other embarrassing autistic facts
other than getting very nervous when approaching females im attracted to and almost not going through with what im going to do no not really
>>29019771
>age
+2
>virgin
+2
>neet
+2
>embarrassing things
+2 holy fuck hahaha
>parents
+1
>talents
+1
>autistic facts
+1 haha sperg attacks
You get an 11/10 good job dude
>>29019812
>age
+1
>virgin
+2
>neet
+2
>embarrassing shit
+1
>parents
+1
>skills
+1
>autismo facts
+1
you are 9/10 fucked good sir
>>29020007
That's pretty autistic, but you'll never beat>>29019822. All hail king autismos
>age
18
>virgin (Y/N)
no
>neet (Y/N)
no
>embarrassing things you cant let go of
I got a wad of crap stuck to my ass for the entire afternoon once in Gr. 6 because someone crapped on the floor and I didn't notice.
After a party as a freshman I went to sleep at my nearby friends house. I ended up sleeping with her in bed but manged to not pick up on the hints that she wanted get freaky. She was a solid 7
>do you still live with parents (Y/N)
yes
>any skills, talents, or hobbies
I play trombone in a semi professional jazz band
I am in school for physics right now
>any other embarrassing autistic facts about yourself
I'm pretty sure I could have been diagnosed as autistic until late Jr High when I got my life on track
>age
20
>virgin (Y/N)
yes, but a girl kissed me on the mouth once
>neet (Y/N)
yes, 5 years
>embarrassing things you cant let go of
My little brother has beat me on several different occasions, so has my little sister. My father was ashamed of me until his death. One of the only "friends" I had in HS wrote me a long email calling me a loser and a faggot for dropping out and told me to kill myself. My other "friend" literally special ed and is studying abroad getting a good degree.
>do you still live with parents (Y/N)
Yes
>any skills, talents, or hobbies
I collect coins, and have an interest in the paranormal. That's about the only interesting things about me.
>any other embarrassing autisitc facts about yourself
am bald by choice, small dick. I stalk normies on social media and sometimes destroy their reputations and communities. I recently injured my back trying to get /fit/. The smell of bananas angers me. I don't like being touched, especially on the head. I think doctors, psychiatrists, and dentists are frauds just trying to get my money.
>>29019966
I actually posted itt too
>>29019979
feelsbadman
>>29019822
>age
-2
>virgin
+1
>neet
+1
>embarrassing shit
+2
>parents
+1
>skills
-1
>facts
+1
gtfo
>>29019998
>age
+1
>virgin
+1
>neet
+1
>embarrassing shit
+2
>parents
+1
>skills
+0
>autistic shit
+1
7/10 fucked
>>29020036
i dont want to be labeled as autistic to my whole school and never get invited to reunions so ive generally laid low other than the occasional screaming me and my friends will do at lunch
not embarrassing but still pretty autismo
pic related its me from freshman to senior year
yeah yeah im a faggot i know thank you
>age
18
>virgin (Y/N)
yes
>neet (Y/N)
no
>embarrassing things you cant let go of
i guess, my old pc
>do you still live with parents (Y/N)
yes
>any skills, talents, or hobbies
none
>any other embarrassing autisitc facts about
yourself
im a narcissist faggot
>>29018835
>age
18
>Virgin
Nope
>Neet
Yes
>Embarrassing things you can't let go of
As an in-joke with a sperg friend, I made us up t-shirts of a random cool looking dude on the internet and ironically wore mine every day possible. Pic related, it's the guy.
>Any skills, talents or hobbies
Vidya, watching films and debating.
>Any other autismo
Still not being able to do shoelaces or ties up properly comes to mind.
>>29019937
The games of chads and staceys go too fucking far. It's not enough we're virgins, they have to rub it in our faces too.
>working in group with a girl in college
>she offers to come over to my room and work on project
>think this is it, get excited as fuck and buy some condoms
>we're there a few hours just working and chatting, but nothing happens
>have to go to class for an hour
>tell her she can stay if she wants
>leave and come back
>just as I pull up, I see a car I don't recognize parked in front of the house drive off
>find her drying herself off after a shower because "it was hot"
>after project never hear from her again
>condoms never used
I didn't put the pieces together until years later that they fucked on MY bed while I was gone. Being the pathetic beta orbiter I was, I even thought it was HOT that she was using my towel.
>>29020138
*Unironically wore mine every day possible.
>>29020117
>Picture with a female
If that's not a relative I swear to moot
>>29020189
it is its my sister
>>29020147
Um comentario original
>age
24
>virgin (Y/N)
Yes
>neet (Y/N)
No
>embarrassing things you cant let go of
Masturbating exclusively by rubbing my dick with my own cotton boxers. Preferably dirty, since the light coating of sweat can act as lube.
>do you still live with parents (Y/N)
Yes
>any skills, talents, or hobbies
Good at writing, public speaking, and video games. Hobbies including watching sports, reading, and watching anime. I appear "career oriented" to most people who know me.
>any other embarrassing autisitc facts about yourself
I used to masturbate in public until middle school and got caught multiple times.
I have a sexual fantasy of being retarded. Yes, just of being mentally retarded.
>>29020007
>age
-2
>virgin
-2
>neet
-2
>embarrassing shit
+2
>parents
+1
>skills
-2
>autism facts
+0
literally negative 5 dude cmon
>>29020053
>age
-2
>virgin
-2
>neet
-2
>embarrassing shit
+1
>parents
+1
>skills
-2
>autismo facts
+1
another negative 5 fucking kill yourselves
>>29020237
D-do this mean I win, senpai?
>>29020085
>>29020085
>age
+1
>virgin
+1
>neet
+2
>embarrassing shit
+1
>parents
+1
>skills
+1
>autistic facts
+2
9/10
>>29020136
>age
-2
>virgin
+1
>neet
-1
>embarassing shit
+0
>parents
+1
>skills
+1
>autistic things
+2
2/10
>all these nonvirgins
why are you even here you pathetic sacks of shit get the fuck out
>>29018835
>51
>Yes
>Yes
>When I was in kindergarden, I met a friend named Zach and we sucked eachother off
>No
>Nothing really
>Only reason I do not live with my parents is because I inherited their house when they passed
>>29019753
Adding: I am only 5'8, I'm skeleton mode, and I have a small dick. Plus I get cystic acne on my chest and balls.
>>29020231
>age
+1
>virgin
+1
>neet
-1
>embarassing shit
+1
>parents
+2
>skills
-2
>autistic shit
+2
4/10
>>29020273
no this guy>>29019771
already won, most of you need to just gtfo
>age
17
>virgin (Y/N)
yes
>neet (Y/N)
no
>embarrassing things you cant let go of
i was one a filthy weeb, used to say a lot of cringy stuff
>do you still live with parents (Y/N)
yes
>any skills, talents, or hobbies
memeing
>any other embarrassing autisitc facts about yourself
too autistic to have long term friends, when people get to know me, they all realize im a boring piece of sht.
>>29020283
>51
+3
>Yes
+2
>Yes
+2
>When I was in kindergarden, I met a friend named Zach and we sucked eachother off
+1
>No
-1
>Nothing really
+1
>Only reason I do not live with my parents is because I inherited their house when they passed
+2
10/10 nice work
>>29019771
>never saw the belt again
how? how did they even get your belt? and what game did you play? can you just reenact the whole scene for us with dialogue? it's comedy gold
>>29020341
gtfo underb8
>>29020356
He asked to borrow it. As an autistic beta cuck, I complied.
I am physically cringing just thinking about it now. And I was planning on sleeping...
>20
>Yes
>No
>Caught with hand in my pants
>Yes
>politics, tech, anime, cartoons, movies, cities, studying foreign countries, internet
>I'm a closeted homosexual
I spent over $4000 on lottery tickets, and never won more than $19 from a single ticket.
>>29020382
Don't worry about it dude, you won the thread so at least there's that. Honestly it's not THAT bad, I mean at least you weren't dating the girl
>>29020341
not rating underage, but you're a normie piece of shit and should kill yourself
>>29020096
>7/10
Feels bad man
Feels originaldo bad
>20
>no
>no but I dropped out of college
>I ate Nutella off a knife in high school off skype to impress a girl
>I have moderately good reflexes so I'm good at shooter games and I know a lot of random facts
>I always try to fix my life by saying next week I'll do x instead of y, next week comes around I do the exact same thing. Everyone in college thinks I'm gay because I turned down every girl at the bar who wouldn't to bang because even though I got laid it was a fluke and I can't talk to other people especially girls.
>>29020382
and then..you just sat there and played video games? how long was this ordeal? when did you get to leave? what were you feeling at that point?
>>29018835
>age
33 years old
>virgin
yep
>neet
no, I work for below minimum wage in retail
>embarrassing things you cant let go of
I stole middle scholers underwear when I was twenty. I caught fapping to Smurfette. At my lowest point I told my sister I love her and groped her against her will.
>do you still live with parents
yes, with my mom and her partner
>any skills, talents, or hobbies
Nothing. Really. I play tons of video games but I'm below average at best.
>any other embarrassing autisitc facts about yourself
I want to be used and abused by an attractive cartoon female. I believe people should get punished harshly (mutilation or death) if they say something they can't keep.
>>29020446
Thanks, desu. But if I was the kind of person capable of getting a date, this wouldn't have happened. Not to mention I would have lost the thread.
>>29020413
>age
+1
>virgin
+1
>neet
-1
>embarrassing shit
+1
>parents
+1
>skills
+2
>autistic shit
+1
6/10
>>29020445
>having 4 grand
normalfag
>>29020454
It took me a while to figure out how badly cucked I was getting because autismo, but her parents got home within a few minutes so Chad left and so did I; we took the same path for half the walk home. Tried to banter the whole way as if nothing had happened (which, to be fair, I hadn't even really figured out yet, at least not totally)
Did I mention that the Stacey had no keys and thus this took place in her front yard? Also I was informed that she convinced her parents I'm gay shortly thereafter. I'm sure it wasn't too hard.
OP here, I'm done. I'm gonna go jack off now.
>>29020457
close but you still lost
>>29020553
Oh, and I'd say it was 30 to 50 minutes, about.
>>29018835
>19
>Virgin
>Neet
>I have schizophrenic delusions, I know they're insane but they still make sense to me somehow and I can't let go of them
>Yes
>I game, play guitar and watch movies/tv shows. I suck at all of them.
>I'm 6'4, good looking have a big dick was naturally intelligent and never had trouble making friends. Somehow managed to fuck my life up with every advantage. At least most people have an excuse, I'm just a genuine massive fuck up.
Now I sit in my room Schizing out and crying.
>>29020659
You described me.
It's hard to find people to trust about this..
>>29018835
>age
27.
>virgin (Y/N)
No.
>neet (Y/N)
Yes.
>embarrassing things you cant let go of
When I try to be admirable then later on realize that I was full of shit to try.
>do you still live with parents (Y/N)
Yes.
>any skills, talents, or hobbies
Ocarinas I used to make alot for a hobby. Pretty good at anal masturbation. Teen angst is also a talent. Oh, and as a hobby I had pet rabbits, of which is weird for a guy to have, especially in the south, but it never panned out enough for me to sell them.They were inbred. There was a snake rabbit once.
>any other embarrassing autisitc facts about yourself
Used to be in ESE. Forever NEET that has never worked, just to be clear. I suck at video games even though I like them; and anime/manga I like but never actually get into very often (never get into the video games as much as you'd think either). Also, I participated in this thread.
>>29020553
Wait, they were naked trying to fuck on the front yard? What the fuck is happening in your neighborhood? At least he didn't get to nut.
>>29018835
>>age
23
>>virgin (Y/N)
No
>>neet (Y/N)
Yes
>>embarrassing things you cant let go of
Almost everything to do with my life.
>>do you still live with parents (Y/N)
Yes
>>any skills, talents, or hobbies
Writing, video games, reading
>>any other embarrassing autisitc facts about yourself
I talk and scream aloud to myself, basically playing out fantasies in my head out loud. It's really embarrassing.
>>29018835
>age
22(23 in 3 days)
>virgin (Y)
>neet (N)
>embarrassing things you cant let go of
Used to be a maximum fedora atheist
6'6" with natural muscle but chooses to be fat and lazy
Practically addicted to weed
Was a bitch boy for my first girlfriend
Was a "fuckboy" to my second
Never broke up with anyone in person before, only over text or facebook
Was neet between 2011-2014
Is a compulsive liar
Extremely impulsive personality
>do you still live with parents (Y)
>any skills, talents, or hobbies
Not really. I'm good at making a friend or two everywhere I go and I've been a dishwasher for two years. I have an affinity for music but lack the willpower to try.
>any other embarrassing autisitc facts about yourselfI'm afraid of dating in my and any surrounding county because my ex manages to always send screenshots of incriminating conversations to them. Deleted my dating apps 2 months ago and stopped dating altogether because of this fear.
>age
23
>virgin (Y/N)
no
>neet (Y/N)
temporarily, yes
>embarrassing things you cant let go of
my ex. we're best friends and she's fully aware that i'm still stupidly in love with her. she's depressed and can't return the feelings (hence why we broke up). can't shake the feeling that my presence is a burden for her though.
>do you still live with parents (Y/N)
no
>any skills, talents, or hobbies
been told i'm good at voice acting and writing, and i'll be going into teaching since i guess i'm good at leading people and helping them understand shit. that's about it though. nothing practical in the slightest.
>any other embarrassing autisitc facts about yourself
i constantly imagine myself in fictional scenarios as if my life were a movie or some shit, and i have fantasies that one day everything will suddenly turn around but that's just not gonna happen.
>>29018835
>age
23
>virgin (Y/N)
yes
>neet (Y/N)
no, i'll have to start wagecucking pretty soon
>embarrassing things you cant let go of
my obsessions over things
>do you still live with parents (Y/N)
no
>any skills, talents, or hobbies
zero skills, zero talents, zero hobbies
>any other embarrassing autisitc facts about yourself
On time i've send an autistic portrait of crush to her and to other crush i wrote an rhyme on her b-day card.
>>29018835
>32
>n
>n
>Couldn't get it up because my fetish is tiny submissive grills and she was a voluptuous dominant grill
>n
>good at painting things (minis, weathering, decorations...), vidya, writing, computer shit, paintball, airshittery, photography, lego buildan,
>I rather play vidya than go into the outside because I hate people.
