You have 10(TEN) seconds to prove you belong in /r9k/.
>>29018826
I don't.leoriganalecommente
I'm a failed normie with a gf that can fake social skills when I need to.
>>29018826
I'm a virgin
I still live with mom
I'm 25
>>29018826
life is merely a shallow exercise in self-deception and distraction. enjoy your candy or spit it out
I have no gf. tbo
>>29018826
>kv
>fat
>balding
i'm 30, live with my mom, huge computer nerd, kinda..just a complete failure at everything.. oh and i hate being alive and want to kill myself but am kind of a pussy too, so i haven't.
I have haphephobia(fear of touch) plus I have never had a real relationship outside of autistic 12 year old hand holding gf bf bullshit
I wanna die more than anything but am reluctant to kill myself
I'm short
no friends
no degree
on bux
NEET
HKV
26
I literally just finished
jacking off to memories of times I could have had sex but pussied out for whatever reason.
>>29019228
pretty sure that's everyone here, bud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk_NAuUXdNE
I've had sex with 10 different women.
been posting here since it was open and posted on /b/ before that.
i wasn't part of the 2004 crowd but i was probably 2005 or 2006, can't remember.
i have a lot of the vocaroo roleplays from old r9k saved on a shitty, almost broken laptop.
i re-uploaded them here once maybe a year ago.
you guys remember listening to "hands free orgasm" i didn't actually cum but that shit was awesome anyway.
>>29018826
I got a 31 on a schizoid test
I'm a kissless handhldless virgin
I have absolutely no friends
I'm black
I've been texting a girl for a year but still haven't come up with the balls to ask her out, also im a 4/10 kissless beta who spends my time playing vidya or fapping and thats why I belong here
I WAS HERE IN 2009
Been through a lot of shit after that, now I'm a normie but with robot tendencies.
>>29019286
This.
Fuck all the underage b&'s, I was here before you. I might be a normie now, but I was as much a superglue as you are now back when I found this place.
Ten year NEET
Jacked off to so much hentai I can't get it up to normal porn. It's like a fucking special occasion when I can manage to get it up at all anymore, really.
Browse 4chan from the moment I wake up to the moment I crawl back down into my basement to get a few hours of restless, fitful, unsatisfying sleep to do the same shit I've been doing my entire life another day.
>>29018826
I Turing tested one of my creations, and *I* failed.
I'm schizophrenic and on disability
>>29018826
During work trip/vacation in Straya, had long-legged Japanese slut sitting on bed next to me who was apparently dying to fuck, but instead, I showed her the software I was working on. She stood up and left.
The end.
because i fucking feel like it
i come here every day and there's nothing you can do to stop me
I've been a NEET for well over 5 years and am a wizard despite being good looking and moderately intelligent.
>>29018826
Jesus the nostalg
24 years old
Kissless Virgin
Live with Mom
Fap to anime
Dropped out of university
Manlet
Wow it all seems so horrible when I write it down in a list like that
>>29019427
>Japanese slut sitting on bed next to me who was apparently dying to fuck, but instead, I showed her the software I was working on
That's fucking next level
I have to applaud you on this
I don't belong here. I don't deserve to belong with any group or forum.
But I have right now at this moment no friends, no gf and no prospect for the future. and we are all anonymous. As long as you fit in by posting like an oldfag you get a plenty of replies agreeing with you, not like you can prove otherwise.
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
>>29018826
I want to kill people including you for no reason.
I've been a friendless neet for 6 years now and never get out of my house unless i'm forced too (i.e once or twice per year)
I live in podunk Utah in one of my parents houses by myself. I have no license or car and no job. I am a paranoid skiztophrenic so I can't make friends or have a girlfriend unless it's online. I spend 9+ hours a day on /soc/ seeking validation posting in nearly every thread. I also have erectile dysfunction. I tried hooking up with a fat girl I paid for off Craigslist, and every time we tried my dick went limp so I locked myself in the bathroom and cried for 3 hours. I'm 25 almost 26 and still a virgin, am I fucked?
>pic related
i'm seeing this girl on saturday
