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tell us about that embarrassing time you got caught masturbating
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tell us about that embarrassing time you got caught masturbating
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never. i'm basically a ghost when it comes to this shit.
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>>29018811
i pretended it was leg pain
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>>29018820
They knew what you were really doing.
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>>29018811
Never happened because I have never fapped in my entire life and never felt like it.
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Well i had a choice.
1) Stopping the anime porn
2) Put my underwear on

So i closed all the tabs and my father saw my grown men dick
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>>29018811
>In 7th grade
>Not masturabating, but furious scratching the fuck out of myself because the itch was driving me crazy
>Teacher has desks paired up so im literally sitting right next to a girl that hates me the most
>Gets that sweet sign of relief after finishing up
>Finds out 2 seconds later she was watching me the whole time, because I wasnt in my zoned out mood
>Has a blank stare of anxiety that she was about to scream in front of my class of what I was doing
>In an unexpected response, she replied boldly to my event, "That's fucking disgusting." and said nothing more about it
>The fact she never blackmailed me when she easily could due to my social status and my known low self-esteem at the time, despite me sending a friend of hers to another school due to an unrelated event

What does one say to someone who was an asshole to you, but geniunely does samaritan stuff like this? It makes you truly feel like you're not worth it.
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>horny 14 year old
>mum just left for work
>immediately close study door and get prepared
>hear noise outside the room
>open door
>mum forgot something and was listening against the door to see what I was doing (probably initially thought I was going through files or something)
>nothing is said but my surprise and embarassment gave it away

bonus story
>pipes get blocked sometimes
>fap in the shower every night
>plumber comes into clear drain and obviously says something to parents
>parents bring me to dinner table and tell me they found a lot of bodily fluid in the drain
who the fuck does that?
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>>29019248
that bonus story
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