There's hope robots.
I was a 22 KHHV and now I'm 24 and I've fucked 4 girls and also have a qt gf that was a virgin when I met her. Pic related.
Don't lose hope.
>just b itself and it gets better memeing
Leave Norman
look at those milky white cow tits
>>29017601
Nah, fuck being yourself, improve yourself. I said don't lose hope, not do nothing and things will get better on their own.
post more of her, OP
>>29017794
Alright, here's one more
She loves dank memes
>>29017575
She a nurse?
>>29017836
nah, she used to be a singer
>>29017836
Nah, she's only 18. Her mom is though.
>>29017901
Nigga don't try and imitate me wtf is this
>>29017832
keep em coming dude, dont stop now
>>29017575
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?
YOU WERE A FUCKING LATENT NORMIE THE WHOLE TIME
GET OFF MY BOARD FUCKING ASSHOLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29017931
Well do you actually wanna know?
>tfw 5'10
>tfw ginger
>tfw 5 inch dick
I'll never, ever get a woman.
>>29017931
OP is either lying or he's just really attractive.
>>29017961
Those stats are fine dude, wtf are you on about
>>29017982
I'm not really attractive, I'm barely above average. Definitely balding too. Pic related
>>29017957
Sure, go ahead. I'm already convinced nothing you say will be relevant to helping me and you already had some combination of personality, looks, and willpower I can only imagine possessing, but sure.
I'm sure it will get you off even more explaining your "miraculous transformation" than just getting replies from desperate losers like myself in your bait thread. So go ahead.
>>29018005
>narcissistic selfie
Yep, you're a normie alright. A balding normie with a poorly trimmed chinstrap.
Leave immediately you fuck.
>>29018005
You are attractive, case closed
>>29018029
I made an OKC account and used it for about 1 and a half years with no success before I simply got lucky. So yeah, I'm lucky.
In the interim I was practicing my game using Tinder.
>>29018005
Post details of your height, tenor of your voice, and whether or not you are funny in conversation.
>>29018005
You may not be attractive but you definitely has the Chad "style"
Probably tall too
>>29018046
Not a chinstrap, just stubble bro. I think that's pretty obvious.
Also, there are selfies that aren't narcissistic?
>>29018060
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QcGFzl7LBV
>>29018074
Nice backhanded compliment. :c Thanks I guess.
>>29018076
Call it whatever you'd like. It looks like shit.
No. Selfies are inherently narcissistic.
>>29018005
>It's a "Chad jr comes to r9k and gives robots false hope" episode
>>29018103
>Call it whatever you'd like. It looks like shit.
It's literally what happens when I don't shave for 2 days. Are you 14 years old?
>No. Selfies are inherently narcissistic.
Yeah, that's my point. So saying "narcissistic selfie" is redundant, you just admitted it.
>It's a "reformed robot" comes to humble brag to robots episode
>>29018100
So, not a manlet, not unattractive, not a squeaker or nasally voice, and not a sperg most of the time with a sense of humor.
I know there's some truth that you have to put in effort to accomplish your goals, but is it really surprising to you that you were able to meet them given your circumstances compared to those that aren't given the advantages you have, like many on here?
Come on dude, don't be naive about the situation.
>>29018122
There are tons of attractive robots/sleeper Chads here, so I'm giving them hope
>>29018133
2 days of growth =! stubble.
Oh, so we are on the same page. You're a narcissistic faggot.
>>29018166
Don't you agree that there must be people who are like me when I was a 22 KHHV that could use a little bit of inspiration?
You can't possibly be so naive yourself to believe that a ton of the shit posted on here is fiction/satire, and that there aren't tons of "latent normies" on here
>>29018005
You look effeminate and metrosexual. You look like you belong on the cover of a gay porn dvd.
>>29018208
Plz op, post story and forget about these mad fucks.
I could use some inspiration
>>29018183
Stubble
noun
any short, rough growth, as of beard
Also, even if that doesn't qualify as stubble in your mind and instead is a beard or something, it's very clearly not a chinstrap and you're a blind faggot
Also, yes I'm pretty narcissistic sometimes. But I can also be humble. Most people are like that.
>>29017575
>uncovered whore
>>29018208
Sorry, meant to say so naive as to believe that a lot ISN'T just fiction/satire
>>29018219
Yeah, this is an insecurity of mine. Doesn't help that I'm skinnyfat
>>29018245
See
>>29018059
It's literally just about persistence and learning how not to take rejection to heart
>>29018208
It doesn't matter to me how much is fiction when I'm in the percent that is fucking doomed, and when someone comes on here saying "oh look how great it can be for you". It's just insulting.
25 y/o virgin manlet, nasally voice, not funny, and receding hairline. I can't really change any of these things, and so I'm destined to live a life of mediocrity and this is the only place that contains other people who share these afflictions.
I don't know man. I guess it just strikes a chord.
>>29018302
You type like you're pretty awesome, maybe your self-esteem being in the gutter is what's truly dooming you
How is your face?
>>29018167
No there aren't. Just tourist who come from /soc/ to pick up cunts.
Just fuck off already you patronizing fag.
>>29018327
Bullshit, yes there are and you know it
>tfw not a khhv
>tfw no gf right now
>tfw totally obsessed with girl who cucked me and is a terrible person and can't stop it even after nearly 1 year
what do
>>29018302
Hug me, bro I can relate
We should kill really ourselves in a livestream, this site is not meant for us anymore.
>>29018246
>any short, rough growth, as of beard
Let's call a spade a spade here. Your facial hair is the crew cut of facial hair. Your bottom hairs are untrimmed and the unequal length is noticeable. Your cheeks are basically empty while your "chin stubble" is like 3mm. Just buy a trimmer with guards already.
>But I can also be humble
No shit? This entire thread is a narcissistic humble brag.
You know you don't belong here. Stop lying to yourself and go gang bang your four stacies at the ice cream parlor or whatever it is you normies do.
>>29018342
No there aren't.
And even if there are, no one want's to see you gloat about how you "made it".
You offer no constructive advise and most likely just trolling. Since this is r9k, I'll go with the former.
>>29018005
>>29017575
>>29018046
>>29018060
>>29018122
Reminder that all tripfags are normalfags and you should all filter them
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/username/divendi/tripcode/%21cGYKTLlVIc/filter/text/
>>29018219
He does like traps
>>29018404
>He does like traps
Why do you keep pushing your faggot agenda? Traps are disgusting
Also, are you literally on this board 24/7? Every time I post you show up
>>29018404
>Reminder that all tripfags are normalfags and you should all filter them
>is a trip
>I gave up using a trip pretty quickly after creepy faggots like yourself saved my pictures
Oh god the irony
>>29018404
I remember a time when your life was fucked if your face was posted to 4chan. Then normies came in and treated it like fucking facebook.
>>29018404
What the hell is the matter with you? You're like a needy woman craving validation.
