>about to go outside because mum asked me to pick up some milk from the shops
>"you arent wearing that hat out are you? It makes your head look even bigger than it already is"
Who else so ugly their own mum makes fun of them. She also makes fun of me for my height.
>>29016926
My dad makes fun of my eight too, he's 6'0 and I turned 5'8, it's like living with a /fit/ shitposter.
>>29016987
I feel you my dad and brother both make fun of my height and everyone has a good laugh yet when I say something about their intelligence its "dont be such a dick" and shit like that
>>29016926
you are might be ugly. But the reason your mom makes fun of you is not your face. She's a bad person desu
>>29018097
Maybe Op does have a big head, she just try to help anon.
How short are you OP?
>>29016926
sounds like you ruined her life by being born, does that sound possible?
>>29016926
>"The face only a mother could love"
>Your mom doesnt like your face
Lol you must be a freak, post a pic of your ugly mug.
>>29016926
James Hebert?
>>29018252
tfw big ugly head
>>29018554
Did you photoshop youre head to get it so big?
>>29018554
You look familiar.
Is your name Gab BP?
>>29018831
>>29018683
That's not OP nor is it a picture of the anon who posted it, you fucking idiots
>>29018855
Shut up short anon
>>29018855
Youre ugly, we dont care about your opinion
>>29018554
tits or gtfo
niggernigger
>>29018947
here anony
>>29019227
meh, looks sad
>>29016926
b-but mom im going to use the hat to carry all the liters of milk.
its literally an old joke. i hope OP knew and did this on purpose
>>29019227
Aethstetic. 20 year old cameras take such nice photos
>>29016926
>wear fedora
>try to look cool/edgy
>even his mom laughs at him
>mom makes snide little comments like this for my whole life
>is shocked when I grow up with very low self-esteem and terrible social anxiety from constantly being put-down by my own mom
>denies any responsibility for it and claims it's just a phase before bursting into tears and instantly winning the argument
>this happens every time I bring it up
Single mothers, everyone!
>tfw family has several 'funny' nicknames for me
>most of these are based on my weight
>most popular nickname is 'Chocolate Milkman Jr'
>basically the origin of the joke is that 'I can't be my fathers son, my mother must have had sex with the milkman' except I am too fat to be a regular milkmans son so I must be the Chocolate Milkmans son
>they push this unfunny joke all the time
>for my 21st birthday they left a bunch of chocolate milk on the doorstep with a note saying 'happy birthday son'
>everytime I make cereal with choco puffs they laugh about how I am trying to connect with daddy
>can't even think of drinking chocolate milk
>I am 25 and a joke to them
>recently started wageslaving at a supermarket
>had to stack chocolate milk onto the shelves
>actually started crying in the middle f the store, managed to avoid being noticed
My life is a shambles
>>29016926
>>29019759
>>29019992
Whenever they make a snide comment just respond to them in a unassuming and slightly depressed way "Thank you mum" making it sound like their comment got to you. It'll make them feel bad and they'll eventually stop.
i swear i must have seen a hundred threads like this by now and there's always without fail a bunch of retards that fall for the bait. I mean seriously did you people arrive yesterday or something? i can't think of any other explanation
>>29020142
A cross-breed of summerfag and newfag is currently flooding the site. All we can do is endure it, I guess.
>>29019227
>>29018554
time stamp or those aren't real
