>tfw turning 60 tomorrow and I still haven't ever had a gf
>>29016729
I don't fucking believe this for a second...
Post pic you fucking wraith.
>>29016729
post a pic of your old wrinkly hand with timestamp
>>29016729
Post pic ye olde wizard
>>29016729
Why would you care at this point?
>>29016729
60 is the new 30, you have plenty of time
All you vermin bow before the Archwizard
>>29016729
You're not 60 in real life you bitch ass nigger
>>29016729
Are you like a priest or something?
yea, well I'm a 37 yo kv.
60, 37, who cares? after your mid 20s, we're just freaks.
there was a 72 year old war veteran on /b/ who never got laid
old people cant use computers hahaha
>>29016729
Wizards of this capacity simply dont exist and you know it. You didnt even fucking try.
i believe him for some reason
>>29018207
>i believe him for some reason
you have no reason to believe this
especially given the fact OP never replied again
>>29016729
Please post a pic o glorious wraith.
>>29017979
>Wizards of this capacity simply dont exist
I bet there are a BUNCH of old virgins anon
honestly it is not that hard to not have sex, you have to be pretty socially skilled to actually make friends and talk to women (given, most people are, but still)
I bet it was easy to be a virgin back in the old days. If you didn't get married, who would you fuck? It's not like there was a tinder back then. Women were not as loose.
Damn, OP.
Your wizard power level must be through the roof.
>>29018243
Here you go then
Do I look like the Pepe in the picture
>>29018207
This picture makes me feel better about myself.
>>29016729
Post proof you boomer bastard
>>29018532
Post with timestamp. You shouls know this by now.
>>29018532
I guess it's him. Shit.
>>29018532
this nigga be lookin like hank from breaking bad haha
>>29018532
holy fucking shit its reinhardt!
>>29018582
not at all
stop trying to be funny anon i cringed
>>29018532
Nigga you need to lose some weight
>>29018532
Why did you never get laid? Are you neet? Do you do drugs or have any friends? I'm curious
>>29018582
>>29018615
call white people nigger
>>>/ribbit/
>>29018615
>>29018582
You desperately need to end your life.
>>29018665
I didnt know 60 year old men could get triggered like this.
>>29018532
you don't look 60, more like a fat 40 yr old.
maybe it's true that women are succubi who steal your vitality.
>>29018641
I am a neet and I haven't left my room since my mom took me to microcenter two months ago
Basically no opportunities for girls or friends
I do know how to order off the darknet and I have a few times, but it is expensive
>>29018615
Watch your mouth kiddo
>>29016729
Happy Birthday, oh Wise Toad Wizard of the Woods.
>>29018532
aren't you that guy with the fat dick?
>>29018207
Wow, Marc Andreessen's looking healthier these days.
>>29018689
Do you still live with your mom? Are you afraid to go outside or some shit??
>>29016729
Look at the bright side, at least you didn't hang yourself earlier. Might as well power through til you die of natural causes...
>>29018532
Hahahahahahahaha
How does it feel that you've failed your duty as a human to mate and reproduce?
You are literally preventing your family history from continuing to live and survive on this planet by not having a child. Holy hell.
May I ask what went wrong?
>>29018532
Do you have any advice for a young robot like myself? I'm currently 18.
>>29017979
ugly men who can't get laid don't get any better looking with age. not to mention only old women will want you if any, and as a virgin your first time being with a 60 year old is probably not a pleasant though. the idea of your first time in your head is still going to be the same as when you were in your 20s, just all that much more difficult to achieve
>>29018532
wow, the weirdest thing is, you look totally normal. like if i saw you on the streets, i'd automatically assume you've fucked a bunch of bitches and probably have a wife and kids at home.
what did you look like when you were younger?
Holy shit, what does this make you?
>>29017979
Just wait until r9k grows up a bit more. There are way too many hopeless virgins on this board for none of them to make it to 60
>>29018532
You look like a normal dad.
Where it all went wrong?
>>29018736
Yes I live with my Mom and my Dad, I have lived in this same room for nearly 40 years.
I have anxiety that makes going outside unbearable, I just won't do it unless I absolutely have to, like my two or three times a year trips to microcenters or museums
>>29018773
Keep your living space clean and be respectful to your parents, they are your only lifeline in this world
>>29018836
>museums
how the hell do you manage one of those with anxiety?
>>29018851
There is a submarine tour where I live (Wisconsin) which is what I mostly mean, its never busy and I have an obsession with naval craft so its worth it
>>29018890
have you thought about volunteering there? I mean you're 60 so changing things is probably a moot point by now, but still.
>>29018532
If that is indeed you, you actually come across as quite handsome. Fantastic hairline and hair in general. I can only assume your autism is super strength.
>>29018890
Don't reveal too much of your life on here m8.
>>29018989
He must be the next rockin' Robby Fitch
>>29016729
A wizard grandmaster is among us my brothers.
>>29018890
why are there subs in the great lakes?
>>29018754
you mock and insult the man and expect him to answer you? get fucked normie.
>>29018754
Family lines die out all the time, and one day our entire species will also be dead, so that is all objectively meaningless.
Pleasure and enjoyment are the only duties you have.Not OP btw
fuck dude hang in there
goddamn
>>29018532
time stamp or i assume youre fake and used a random FB picture to avoid being reverses image searched
sex is pretty fun. by now though you've built it up so much in your head that you'll just be disappointed. bummer.
>>29018532
If you were a fag, i would do you everyday senpai
>>29018890
something isn't adding up
i lived in WI (the fox valley area) for 5 years and there wasn't a microcenter in sight. the closest was either in minneapolis or chicago. i know this because i would have killed to be able to buy electronic shit from somewhere other than best buy/the internet
the maritime museum is in manitowoc which is pretty far away from both those places
>>29018532
you look like John Goodman if he ever stopped smiling
>>29018532
Why didn't you pass on those hairline genes!?!?!?
>>29019659
if he passed on his hairline genes he would also pass on his ugly pear head shape
Birthday buddies!! I just turned 20 though. Hope you have a good birthday, OP <3
>>29018532
You look very young for 60. I guess the lack of sunlight helps
>>29016729
I will make a blood sacrifice in your honor, O great wizard. One day your memory will be revered.
Would you be interested in letting a black man Fuck you?
A wraith i see. A proficient sorcerer indeed.
>>29018836
are your parents in their 80s?
>>29019206
and his mom driving him? his mom must be like 90?
Don't believe the thread. And if it is real you really just need to kill yourself. What a waste of a life, congrats on doing absolutely nothing.
>>29018532
You look like you would have been a handsome guy in your youth.
How come you've never had a gf?
>>29021153
die in bonecancer after watching your loved ones perish in a carcrash
asswipe
>>29016729
"We need to get this guy laid!"
"Roadtrip!!"
>>29016729
Nice one tbo
How does it feel knowing there are 15yo jock boys with different girls lining up to suck their dicks?
>>29018532
looks like you have a great bone structure underneath the chub. 10/10 silver fox hairline and pretty blue eyes. As others have stated, you look perfectly normal--must have some deeply ingrained mental illness.
>no timestamp
shit thread
>>29021404
I've seen that same picture on /r9k/ before. Then he claimed to be 51. OP is a troll.
since you're double the wizard age, do you attain some God level status now? Or just a priest of wizards?
