>the feeling when having no boyfriend
:c
>>29016350
this thread was made by a man
>>29016371
Whatever u say bro
>>29016350
I'm 6'3, have a big dick, and a handsome face. Be my gf. You will have to eat my ass, though.
>>29016350
I fucking hate this place. Robot pls end my suffering too.
>>29016623
Ew, no. If anything you have to eat my ass
>>29016350
I'm a boring guy who can only talk about anime and movies if you're interested
>>29016371
But I wonder if it's a robot trying to shit up the board because he's bored. Or the normie Illuminati trying to take over. Really makes you tink.
>>29016903
I don't like anime sorry
>>29016889
I'm 6'2" have a small dick, and look like the lovechild of Quentin Tarantino and Christian Weston Chandler.
I will devour ass though.
>that face while you're not really a girl
>>29016976
I'm a girl u stupid beta fuccboi!!!
>>29016955
Uhm... Hmm... Lemme think about it
>>29016350
Kys fat gross roastie
Nobody cares about your daddy issues
>>29016994
You've only confirmed yourself as a person not a woman. A woman would have taken the first opportunity to post a picture of herself by now. So I guess these threads are just for role-play. True cancer, stop making threads I don't like, ky'res
>thy emotional state when in actuality male genitalia and testosterone
THIS POST WAS MADE BY A MAN
>>29017030
These threads are not about me. They are a safe place for me and sad girls like me to express our no bf feels
>>29016889
>If anything you have to eat my ass
Location? I want to eat a fembot's ass
>>29017061
Your "safe place" is tumblr, facebook and all that other shit. Not 4chan which is for male virgins into anime.
We don't like women here. You're not welcome
>>29016994
>Uhm... Hmm... Lemme think about it
>the face when i catch my bf sniffing my stinky socks
A woman in here?
Wow im disgusted.
>>29016350
TFW no gf to dress up in hot outfits for me. Why even live?
>>29017195
I'll post a few more then I'm out this bitch to play with my willy.
How do I find a gril who is a failure like me but not destructively mentally ill?
>>29017239
WOW u are being awfully picky for a failure of a man
>>29017261
Basically where are the femanons who aren't borderline or histrionic. All I have is mild anxiety.
>>29017296
>i am a failure
>all I have is mild anxiety
the facebook kids are here now. And there all "socially awkward"
>>29017296
pretending to be male anons,lurking but too scared to post, or out living life in ez mode
>>29017213
This and that'll do it
>>29016350
>tfw i have many options but theyre all beta faggots (dont exist)
>>29016350
>GUYS i am GRILL,PLS give me ATTENTION,chad REjected me.
>>29017340
I'm a fat balding 23-year-old KV with no IRL friends. I haven't learned to drive, live with my parents, and make 150 dollars a week on average. I don't eat vegetables, don't exercise, can't swim, and can't ride a bike. I'm self-conscious and can't think of anything to say around new people.
>>29017407
If u don't like it dint click on it lol
When you guys see " gf "
What do you read it as in your head?
I personally think of it as "gee-eff" (g as in 'go').
If I actually think about it I obviously know that it's supposed to be "jee-eff", but when my eyes just sort of scan over it, that's not how I pronounce it.
>>29017418
I've never bought clothes for myself. My 66-year-old mom picks out my wardrobe. I masturbate three or four times a day. I have no hobbies that don't revolve around consuming media.
>>29016350
>gUYS pls HalP MI, ChAD WoNT GIB AttEnTION
*holds up spork xD*
>>29017418
>>29017459
BY THE WAY LADIES, MY OFFER STILL STANDS: >>29016955
>>29016350
I assume you want me to say "that sucks"
>>29017464
R u OK? Do u need assistance
God you women need to die
>>29017515
i guess sometimes i have trouble BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEING myself...
iz ther anewey 2 ficks?
mayb sum joo medisin?
>>29017531
It's truly a modern mystery why u don't have a gf LOL
>>29017418
>>29017459
why dont you try going full stem make lots of money,
you could also get into art and music and poetry, you can do these things while eating healthy and you will just be balding but with skills like 40% of men then you will be semi normal
>>29017562
>Implying I'm smart or creative enough
>>29017556
i know this is a man and i probably boarded the ruse cruise, but fuck off.
"lel l00k @ teh vurhgin xDDD" is your only argument against me, you don't know what i want to do or dont want to do. all you can do is resort to ad hominem when i call you out for attention whoring
FEMANONS BE MY GF AND I'LL EAT YOUR BUTTHOLE ALL LIKE
https://youtu.be/eJjtZ0IJIEA?t=88
>>29017589
What a lame excuse
why not make a video game or make a manga?
>>29017598
What are u even talking about u giant nerd lmao. Get out my thread
>>29017665
Awful with math, science, and technology.
>>29017675
What are u even talking about u vapid slut lmao. Get off my boardalso, thanks for the (you)'s
>>29016350
I can think of many sadder feelings than not having a bf.
>>29017686
>not willing to grow
>not willing to learn
>not willing to change
You have died already anon
>tfw no girlfriend
Being a lesbian isn't all it's cracked up to be. At least I have 2D.
>>29017455
I read it as "heh-ef-eh" because spanish is my native language
>>29017726
I bet you've had sex with guys.
>>29017713
I know my strengths and weaknesses. I wasn't able to do standard-level math in high school and may or may not have passed science.
>>29017757
I've had sex with no one.
>>29016350
The air is probably heavy because you weigh 400 pounds and don't bathe, you fat shit.
>>29017777
me either I fucking dropped out but I still have dreams
if you have no dreams and youre not willing to learn and grow you're nothing
>>29017799
Jesus, what a fucking slut.
>>29017713
No shit. Normies think us virgin losers can just summon confidence and motivation from thin air. I don't see the point in anything. I'm a total failure and it's better for society if I just withdraw.
>>29017726
im so jealous.
I have always wanted to be a lesbian, but alas I am a man and I feel like I would regret becoming not a man with the current state of sex change technology.
Truly, life is suffering.
>>29017929
dude i have cripling anxiety but I still have dreams
dreams of being like designing the next best video game.. stuff like that is the best revenge
you really don't think you can top a game like undertale? You really think Zoe Quinn is smarter than you?
SMELL IT FEMANON
>>29016350
Kororo!
>>29016350
If you were really lonely you'd accept any guy to be ur bf
>>29016350
posting to remind you
: )
>>29017340
they're*
You made a typo, so your argument is invalid.
>>29017726
How old are you/what do you know about life
WHERES MY GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>29017726
Stay pure sis. 3D isn't exactly 2D but it's the closest there is.
>all these normies and trolling men
smdh
>>29016350
Hello I'm 7 ft tall, shitskin, muscular, big dick, will eat whatever, pretty strong and athletic, have a bit of difficulty when it comes to conversation though
if you're under 30 you still have a chance
>>29021173
Not if you're a really ugly female
>>29018139
I've seen more of this one. Who is it?
>tfw no bf
>tfw almost 20 and the most experience I have is kissing a boy I dated for two months when I was 16
>tfw boys who hit on me are really ugly or really normie or both
>tfw attractive boys are unattractive on the inside
>tfw boys who like the things I like and have cool personalities are always taken or too far away
>tfw boys who are attractive, like things I like, have great personalities, and live close to me don't exist
>>29021879
Location?
What do you like
>tfw like a boy but he said he doesnt like me but I like him
what do I do fellow girls??
>>29021879
Tinder? Also your gonna have to post face, I think you already got that
>>29021879
TITS OR GTFO
originalsage as fuck
>>29023125
Move on beach
>>29016350
Get girlfriend. No more sad
>>29017239
You don't. Those things go hand in hand. Underachiever grils are always angry at themselves, especially when they end up with loser robots, and do self destructive shit
>>29017726
Yes it is. Just don't date a valid shit tier mooch gril
Trick is they tend to not leave the house much save for school
And if you see them at school they won't talk and won't stick around after classes
>>29017799
It was good then?
>>29021879
What your looking for is a girl with a similar personality to yours. Even better if her strengths compliment your weaknesses. Like she's confident and your timid type shit. But not too extreme either way