>tfw the qt girl you like is a stripper
WHY?! WHY DOES LIFE DO THIS TO ME?!
>>29016008
Hey that means you can just pay her to see her get naked
That's awesome. You don't have to play any games and you're gonna see the goods whether she likes you back or not
>>29016008
You're so lucky m8. I wish I can see my crush naked just for $100 and so
I'd never have her as gf anyway. Being able to see her naked is just a big plus
>>29016034
It was my Chad friend who told me that she's a stripper. He went to a birthday party at a strip club with another Chad, and saw her working there.
She doesn't know that I know. I've already went out with her once last weekend. We got drunk and danced with a lot of grinding. Kissed her too.
>>29016034
>Hey that means you can just pay her to see her get naked
On the downside, it also means he'll never get to fuck her unless he rapes her. Bit of a double-edged sword desu
>>29016107
It's not like he had a chance of fucking her in the first place.
>>29016151
Fucking Stacie, man.
>>29016091
What the hell kind of strip clubs are you going to where you're paying $100 bucks for them to strip? Lap dances are usually only like 20-30 bucks.
>Grow moustache and mullet
>Wear jeans and a wifebeater
>Smoke Marlboro reds
>Invite her to watch Netflix
>Sit her on your lap and say she's "prettier than ya mama"
>Let her call you "uncle anon"
>Ask if she knows what being "developed" means
>Start grinding your pelvis and asking if she likes boys yet
????
Voila! You've reminded the stripper of how she lost her virginity
>>29016151
I like to believe I still have a chance. I've already gone out with her successfully (meaning I didn't drop spaghetti and acted like a Chad.)
>>29016477
She's from a nice part of town and doesn't look trashy at all. She reminds me of Madison Ivy before the plastic surgery.
>every stripper, whore and porn actress was once someone's oneitis
DOWN ON MAIN STREET
>>29016093
Dude you could hit that. Just keep the spaghetti in your pocket where it belongs
>>29016992
I can't look at her the same anymore.
