Who here literally has NO real friends?
if you need friends to be entertained you're a bitch
Me but i don't really care
>>29015635
>Who here literally has NO real friends?
I think there are quite a few people here like this senpai, it's not that rare
I have no friends, but I think I've acclimated to live like this, I don't even think I would enjoy having friends at this point
>>29015635
I've literally never had friends...ever.
>>29015635
online friends count as real friends, right?
>>29015635
I have like 2-3 people I'd consider friends-ish on my school campus, but I rarely ever see even them even in school so I doubt that'd count
Always have been the solitary type though, so it's not like it makes a big impact in my life. I find other people to be kind of distracting if I have something of actual import to do, so friendlessness is actually an ideal social situation for people like myself.
>>29015635
Had two friends in hs, Never really hung out with them or anything outside of school though.
One friend in college.
That;s it. currently 28 and havent had a friend in years.
>>29015635
Me.
And what's worse, is once upon a time I thought I had several good friends.
Then I got sick, and all of them suddenly found any excuse to get as far away from me as possible. Fuck them all with a rusty spoon.
I live in podunk Utah in one of my parents houses by myself. I have no license or car and no job. I am a paranoid skiztophrenic so I can't make friends or have a girlfriend unless it's online. I'm 25 almost 26 and still a virgin, how fucked am I?
>>29015635
What do you mean "real friends", you fucking normie? Oh my god you piss me off so much. I bet you have tons of friends and coworkers that you get along with, but you don't consider them "real" friends for some arbitrary reason.
Get lost, fucker.
my dog is my only friend
>>29015635
I only made witty jokes with random known people followed up with nervous laughter.
All of the people I used to consider friends either moved away, or they became faggots in the literal and/or metaphorical senses of the word.
>>29016204
You stopped interacting with some of them because of their sexual preference? What an asshole.
>>29016224
>What an asshole.
Found the SJW PCunt.
>tfw the only social interaction I get is through Skype and an obscure anime forum
>>29016249
Jesus christ, just go back to /pol/.
>>29016291
>muh safe space
Can you even right now?
>lost all my friends in middle school cause I was an autistic bitch faggot
>never made any since
>made several attempts with numerous people
>all failures
>never even been on a date
>never even asked a girl out
>never been asked
>technically the only time I was asked out was a joke
>can't help but to think that if I went on a date I would ruin it
>tfw I know what a piece of shit I am
>tfw there's just no helping me cause I'm not comfortable any other way
>tfw I know I'll die alone and a virgin
>>29016368
There are several gay threads up right now. Why are you acting like it's some great sin? You probably aren't a real robot.
>>29016399
not that guy, but being a fag doesn't make you a robot. espically since fags can find sex ez.
>>29016399
Not even the original anon who left his friends for being fags. I'm literally bisexual and think you're a fucking triggered cuck.
>>29015635
Reporting.
Had a nice circle in HS, had a falling out, stayed in contact with one of them who originally didn't do anything to me along with a girl I met online, then stopped talking to both of them for no particular reason.
The girl was a bitch, though.
I have zero friends. Never had one. I don't care. I have a cat, which is better than any friend that could exist.
>>29015635
It's pretty slithy.
>>29015635
I have no online or real friends, do have a girlfriend though
>>29015635
this thread doesn't appear to have a purpose other than people confirming they have no friends
this thread is a dead end, no hope for any form of discussion
it will just be people over and over posting /nofriends/ with hardly any replies
I used to have 3 good friends that I'd play vidya with. 2 of them lost interest in video games and then stopped hanging out with me. The one I was closest to stopped being friends with me cause I was a dick. I miss having friends but I've gotten used to being alone.
Also all 3 of them had qt older sisters so that sucks too.
I used to have friends. But I started drinking again and when I do this I stop calling/answering my friends phone calls. I did this once before, and somehow got back into their circle after I quit for a year or two. I don't see myself quitting this time around. It's just gonna be me on my own from here on out
I only have one friend and he's like an ultra Catholic sperg lord who thinks watching movies with sex in them is terrible. I'll converting just for the lolz and i'm not a degenerate anyway so I don't have anything to lose
>>29015673
At least your photos live on
>>29017102
>I don't have anything to lose
Enjoy wasting the next half-year or so of your life in a room with a bunch of other ultra-Catholic sperglords (i.e. RCIA) and drinking swill wine on Sunday for the rest of your lifelest your soul burn in hell for all of eternity, but only because """""""""""""""""""""Jesus loves you""""""""""""""""""""". kek
>>29015635
I have zero friends. I've had friends before but I push them out of my life because I feel like they're too good for me, and I don't deserve them.
What's it like to have a normal friendship with someone? I die a little inside every time I see someone having a fun conversation with a group of friends. I'm okay friends with my family members. But they're too good for me too so I avoid them as much as possible.
>>29015635
i have a girlfriend
all other flesh acquaintances are family
I don't even have online friends. I only talk to you guys and my mom sometimes when I go outside.
>>29015635
Me, by choice.
Zero real life friends, haven't had any since 2010
Will occasionally make online friends, but then I get bored and stop contact
23 and never had a friend once in my life. Went to school, worked several jobs. Still no one ever wanted to be around me. Not one person. Not even one online friend. I'm not offensively autistic, just very quiet and shy and not interesting enough for people to talk with me. I don't blame them however because I'd have nothing to add to conversation because I have no interests, hobbies and passions. I've not only completely given up on romantic and sexual relationships but totally platonic ones as well. I'm subhuman in every sense of the word. I pray that I die of a heart attack in my sleep every night before I go to bed. That's my life.
I have one guy I know who I meet twice a year at most just to "catch up" (old school friend)
He used to meet much more often though. Went from weekly, to monthly, to this.
I give it two years at most (probably going to be way sooner) before he completely moves on, and then I will be truly alone. Only my grandmother is keeping me from suicide.
What do I do, bros...
I don't have any real friends but this grill I've been working with lately isn't mean or dismissive towards me and it's really fucking me up. I wish she'd just give me a reason to dislike her.
>>29015635
>tfw no friends at all
>try and join a robot skype group
>they talk about anime and other "nerdy" things
>tfw I don't know that much about either of those topics
>they just keep going on and on about different shit
>try and join in on the conversation
>get ignored or someone else has something better to say so they reply to them and not me
>tfw I'm so fucking autistic that I can't even make friends online and I'm just as quiet and shy like in real life
Just fucking end it already man
>>29017798
I'm too beta to even join a skype/IRC/whatever group.
>>29015635
I was with two fat fucks back in the day.
One was as cringy as me and we showed our autism in public without care but it was very fun but he has wrath issues and he smashed others for fun. He moved to South-Africa 5 years ago..
The other was chuuni-tier cringe, he though he was fucking airbender and doing stupid airbender dances waving his arms everywere when the wind pushed a laundry basket. Now he is a huge Bleach/Naruto dick sucking weaboo and spend all the time to do fanfic shit, or photoshopping sharingans on his facebook profile pics (not to mention he wears also his fedora) with a caption that goes like : "Keeping one's calm in every circumstances, that's what it takes to make any warrior the ultimate fighter. My name is ((insert nickname)) and I am a legend." while posing in the backyard with the washing line.He is also a huge fucking manipulative bitch like his dork of a mom.
I cutted contact with him 2 years ago. Fuck you Thomas.
I have literally never had a single friend in my entire life.
I have never had a verbal conversation with any human that lasted longer than 3-4 words.
I have never spoken to a female that wasn't my mother or a cash register, and I only mumble at those while buying food and pretending I'm somewhere else.
>>29017798
Sorry to hear about that anon
I'm in a skype group currently, we're a pretty good group of guys I think. If you want to give us a shot give me your skype username and I'll add you
I'm 24 years old. I basically haven't had friends since middle school. All I ever was was just the kid who would make funny/witty comments, like a class clown type. Just the comic relief, but that no one wanted to actually be friends with or even hang out with.
Then I got to college and the years of social isolation basically fucked me, and I was too afraid to try meeting people. I lived in a dorm and made no friends besides my roommates, I didn't really talk to people in my classes, and basically my only friends were my roommates in future years who would pity me and invite me out. But the weird thing was my roommates and their friends all seemed to like me.
It's basically what I'm like everywhere I go. It's not like I'm in the background and silent. I'm actually pretty talkative. I'm always cracking jokes and making "witty" observations. Coworkers say how much they like me.
I think I'm just too weird and ADD for people to want to deal with me in anything but small doses
>>29017335
>I don't even have online friends. I only talk to you guys and my mom sometimes when I go outside.
fuck it feels like I am reading a post I wrote then forgot about
its kinda comforting knowing there are others like me though. I also talk to my dad though so not completely the same
>>29017798
wew, I'm like you. I just hang around with them but being straight-up ignored EVERY TIME is so fuckign upsetting...
>>29017798
>tfw I don't know that much about either of those topics
this, I don't like anime or vidya or anything else
I have L I T E R A L L Y no hobbies, I honestly have no clue what people talk about
I would suggest we make a skype group specifically for people with no hobbies other than 4chan but we both know it will be a failure desu there's really no point
>>29015635
I don't have any but I also don't care, as people really just irritate me.
The no gf part hurts a lot though.
I hate my biology.
>>29015635
Me. I last socialised back in 2014.
I am a hikikomori virgin with 0 friends.
>>29015771
Are you me? I think you might be me.
>>29015720
School is for normies
>my only friend is a literal sperglord (like, medically diagnosed) that you pretty much can't take anywhere
>chill as fuck and plays all the vidya but no real human connection
>slightly made up for by the fact his family loves me and are basically my adoptive not-shit family
It's a unique feelerino
Who here wants to steamfriends
I'm bored. No GIRLS or HOMOS allowed
Haven't had any friends in about 3 years. Friendless virgin at 22.
I have two friends but I'll be leaving soon. I have no idea how I'll make new friends. I'd rather not make any but my parents will always be calling me to ask me about my life like they do with my brother.
>>29017798
Feels bad man. I also have zero interest in anime. My interests are pretty normie tier but it's useless because I'm too shy and timid to talk to anyone IRL.
>>29015635
I have three real friends. One is a normie who I have been friends with since the first grade
The other is a robot who browses r9k and will prolly read this.
The other friend is an ultra nerd religious fundamentalist.
I always hang with my friends one on one. So when I went to college I was very autistic when it came to banter and group dynamics.
>>29018962
Me senpai, throwaway mail or something?
>>29015673
this, friends are some normie shit
>>29015635
I had IRL friends a decade ago. I don't think I will ever meet anyone who I can talk to without walking on eggshells.
>>29015771
very good looking, have your own house (Well maybe technically not your own house but nobody has to know that), license is easy to get. Whats your work experience?
>>29015635
>graduate from hs
>family standing there
>just one person you barely know runs up and gives you a hug
>it's a guy
they probably think I'm gay now
leave soon after, and walk to car by alone
>>29020509
I hated the akwardness of High School like that, glad nobody in college gives a shit
Friendship needs to be circumstancial in my opinion. It needs to be built on something. The work environment is so sterile and unnatural now but for most of human history your friends would be those you worked with and trusted. I want friends that I have common goals or that I can do things with. You can't base friendship on being a neet or a shit poster.
>>29020509
At least someone hugged you
Does me pretending I can talk to dead people count as friends
>>29020533
after my brother graduated, I had no one to lunch with for 2 years
I just sat near people I sort of knew, so I wouldn't be seen alone and pathetic
oh fug, watch me go, tears.png
>>29020563
I rather dude hadn't b/c it really freaked me out and so I just sorta left after that
Had friends in my childhood, but I basically shut everyone out of my life once I hit puberty. I don't really know how it happened, but I used to be outgoing before puberty.
Now, my only "friends" are just my coworkers, which whom I never go out with after work, despite them inviting me every time. At this point, I rather just be alone, I weirdly like it. Although, I still want a socially introvert gf so we can be alone together :(
>>29015635
Me but I still talk to a lot of people, but no one not even my parents really care or know anything about me.
I lost all mine due to schizophrenia.
It doesn't bother me as much as it should.
>have friends on the other side of the state
>keep in contact with email/vidya
>keep thinking about all the bad times we had instead of the good
>thinking of one day just never answering their messages again
>equally sad and angry
I shall harness this power in my state of loneliness and use formidable Wizard's Magic.
I have no friends and it doesn't bother me at all. I've always been an outcast.
I've never had any friends irl.
I have one online friend, but most people agree that they don't count as real friends. It's stressful enough managing one person, I don't know how people manage extended friend circles.
>>29017570
Get out of Sweden
I found friends at 21 but not real friends.
I am occasionally invited and can never just go out with them or show up because when I'm not invited they get hostile.
Every time we go out it's like walking on eggshells, you have to PRETEND about everything and censure EVERY single thing you say or do. But it's still better than not leaving my room for 2 months straight and gives me a reason to shower once in a while.
In high school there was an aspie clique. A year after I graduated I reconnected with the leader and we talked every day online for six months. We met in real life only once even though we lived on the same street & block.
Nowadays I'm pretty much a normie and have a job and soon a home of my own, but I have no desire to form any relationships.
See I can't confirm whether or not I have real friends. I definitely have people that sometimes hang out with me or keep me company but REAL friends I see as someone who sees your name on the call and doesn't hesitate to pick up. I'm can only be on my side of the phone so I cant know whether they whispered "oh great, this guy" before they answer or let it ring.
I honestly hope I have real friends. I mean I could just sit down with somebody and ask them if they would take a bullet for me and stuff like that but then that exposes my emotions, which I would only feel comfortable showing to real friends, and I don't know if they are yet or not with exposing myself.
"Hey, everytime time i see you text I immediately answer and I think about your well being as a priority, do you feel the same?"
How the fuck am I supposed to find someone's true feelings when it's hard enough to figure out my own?
Not only that but people are so fickle. They could actually be your only true friend one day and just another acquaintance the next.
TL;DR real friends are way too complicated for me to even recognize having one
>>29017798
I didn't want to be reminded.
>>29015635
How is it possible to have no friends?
>>29021355
Tried making friends in real life but when I talked to them they didn't even try to keep the conversation going.
Tried making friends online but the anxiety got to me and I blocked every one of them. Haven't made a friend since.
>>29016224
To be fair, I doubt they're missing out on a particularly great person.
Anyone else with no friends want to be friends?
>>29021447
Hey there, friend.
originaloo desu
>>29015635
Going on 14 years now. The last friend I had was in 5th grade. We had the same route to walk back to school from and would trade pokemon and shit. His mom let him play Metal Gear Solid and GTA 3. He ended up moving away. Apparently he enlisted and died in Afghanistan. He was pretty cool to deal with my autistic ass I guess. Have been by myself since.
I don't have any friends, but that doesn't really bother me that much. I've got much more problems to worry about than not having friends.
>>29015635
Friends suck. Relationships with people are, for the most part, boring and restrictive.
There's 5 people I enjoy spending time with and 4 of them are immediate family or my gf. The fifth is online. I have zero real life friends and I've never been happier.
Could be worse. Hiki with no friends for about a decade.
The normalfaggotry of the board disgusts me so I check it out only occasionally. OP should feel pride to have had the luck to summon me.
>>29015635
It's impossible to not have any friends and youre all bullshitting. All you literally do is walk outside your house a couple meters until you find someone and then talk to them. That's all there is to it. There's literally no excuse.
>>29017842
Anyway to fix this, anon?
I can't live like this 4chan is the only place I talk to people.
>>29021582
>find someone
they need to be in the same age group for it not to be weird/illegal to become their friend
>talk to them
about what
and what do i do if they're already talking to someone?
>>29021621
that seemed like an obvious bait, at least to me.
>>29021788
never underestimate how naive normies can be
the only people i've talked to in the last two years are family and cashiers. i don't even talk to people online except to sometimes post on 4chan.
I used to have no real friends. Had a few school friends who I'd never hang out with outside of school but they'd always be really glad to see me. As far as real, actual friends I have that actually share my interests, ask me to hang out, and shit? I didn't make any until the 12th grade and I didn't get a real social circle until fairly recently. Even still, I'd say I only had like, 3 real good friends, which honestly is about normal. Most of my social circle are normies and I'm not interested in normies, really.
I got bullied in the 9th grade for telling this asshole Chad that I had no friends and the piece of shit just thought that made me a loser.
Cheer up robots. You can always find friends if you look hard enough, though circumstance plays a huge factor. Eventually you'll run into that one person IRL who's a lot like you and share similar interests.
>>29015635
yeah... me
i don't have 'that feel' though. I just don't feel anything
>>29015635
I got used go having no friends and accepted it. Then I got too invested in a video game about 2 friends and constantly feel like shit because I realized that I actually do want friends.
>>29015771
fuck off normie, just fuck off
>>29015771
Damn son, you're not bad-looking at all. I'm a lot like you in that I'm not terrible-looking but crazy as fuck, which makes being sociable all the more difficult, but not impossible for me either since I do have a few friends.
>>29015635
Who /nothingbutenemies/ here?
>>29021880
Also I forgot to mention: I keep my distance from most people anyway, especially those normies in my social circle that I mentioned.
You see, with friends comes drama, with drama comes the potential for you to get hurt. With interpersonal friendships period, all parties involved will start to care about one another, becoming emotionally invested in one another. What happens when your feelings get hurt? What happens when you all get sick of one another and stop talking to each other? Exactly. Fuck that shit, live for yourself.
Get one, or two, or maybe even three real, good friends who actually care about you, who you can share some shit with, and you'll be good. Otherwise, focus on yourself.
>>29022152
Finding 'real' friends is hard. Most friends people have are due to convenience and a desire to fill the social interaction/validation void which all normies need to fill.
They don't really give a shit about their friends and most of their interactions with them are boring, shallow, pathetic. They go through life needing constant external validation and 'friends' are one way they quench that thirst.
You're better off without friends, my dude. I ditched friendship almost entirely years ago and it's a fantastic feel.
>>29022408
I agree with that but one or two good friends are all anyone needs really. Friends are kind of a necessity. You're gonna need someone to relate to, to do activities with in your life.
Now frankly, I'm not going to bully anyone for not having any friends, because that's mean, would be hypocritical in my case, and it's not like anyone could ever not have friends before finding any.
I do agree that they're just a liiiiiittle bit overrated. They don't really matter that much. If someone doesn't have any real friends, that shouldn't be a reason to bully them.
Friends can be annoying, cause unnecessary drama, can force you to go through bullshit you don't want any part of, etc.
>tfw just recently you push everyone away and now they know you have a mental illness
they offered to take me in again but would it be worth being friends with people that find you irrational and pathetic?
>>29021447
please...please...lets be friends...please....
me
i want to die
god please grant me the sweet release of death and free me from all my burdens
