Orbiting a girl.
What should I send her?
>>29015275
but you are a gril
A picture of your dick. It's better to not know a girl then to orbit a girl. Go all or nothing.
Bloc dick blcoxx
>>29015275
Pictures of superior edged Nippon steel that has been folded a 1000 times by highly trained Japanese blacksmiths.
>>29015392
I had sex with a girl that another guy is orbitting last week. I blew out my tire while we were out and she had him come change it for us. Then we went back to her place whereI lost my virginity
>>29015275
Send her violent and threatening texts
>>29015392
>what do you mean by that first sentence
....................
>>29015553
this
i fucking zozzed
>>29015553
>>29015582
I mean it was a pretty retarded joke
>>29015392
>What do you mean by that first sentence? What movie are you watching?
What did he mean by this?
Just send her the classic
>Umm... hey can I ask you something...?
>>29015275
Dick pics
Do camera fuckery to make it seem like your cock is bigger than it is.
Tell her she gets one chance to suck it before you leave.
>>29015522
You didn't invite him to see? so rude
>>29015606
ya the bitch is stupid, but you gave the most beta and cringe worthy reply.
>>29015733
lm not the OP
>>29015392
Dude...
That was creepy as fuck.
>>29015392
plz respond her now
>>29015392
>O_o
>What do you mean by that first sentence?
After she says what movie say
>Let's make life a movie. You, me, coffee. The world can have front row seats.
Be bold and take it, she will appreciate being up front. Orbiting guarantees she won't like you, I have experience and it never changes.
Good luck. It'll be nerve-wracking but it's a growth experience and you'll be happy you did it.
>>29015781
>Dude
>...
>creepy
>>>/reddit/
Hey listen, forget all this dumb texting. The only reason I'm only talking to you is because I like you. We can do two thing I can come over and we can fuck, or we can cut all this shit off. Deal?
>>29016048
This guy has got it
>>29015955
If the whole world has front row seats, then they're only row seats.
>>29016048
OP gone?
op delivers an original comment
>>29016126
>Any suggestions
come here
m8 this convo is so fucking stale, when she mentioned hooking up you shoulda went for the kill and made a move its better than doing this shit
>>29015275
Tell that liberal cunt that Trump is going to make America great again
>>29016126
>battleship
ayy lmao
>>29016126
>have you seen battleship
>you should watch it
you fucking goose
>>29016126
pick this OP. and stop using text text emoticons like an emo myspace faggot. use the emojis. and make sure only at the end of the sentence.
>>29016048
>>29016126
When OP is orbiting so far away, he's almost out of orbit.
>>29016126
>O_o
Why
>>29016126
>O_o
IS THIS ENOUGH TEXT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SOFTWARE FUCK REEEE
>>29015275
Why are u willful texting a girl when you know exactly where you stand in her pecking order?
Stop being a time-whore OP. If you're not getting the cheeks don't give her any attention
Fuck this is amazing. Beta orbiting for sport. Bravo OP. Don't listen to any faggots here trying to give you advice on how to be le funny xD or manly. See how cringey you can go while still keeping it natural. This should become a thing.
>>29016261
>O_o
O_o
O_o. Just send her a bunch of these. Tell her one is her asshole and one is her vagina.
>>29016126
>battleship
Only up from here
O_o gets all the bitches wet
>>29016303
I like it. absolutely devilish >:)
>>29016307
yeah and that they'll be switched by the time you're done
>>29016303
This OP. Keep it up for our amusement.
>O_o
>xD
kys
>>29015955
do it op. it even got dubs
>>29015275
Are you texting a girl while she's hanging out with ANOTHER DUDE? If so, consider killing yourself.
>>29016327
>kys
kys
origami os
Fucking do it pussy what is your problem
