I'm a shut in robot but I'm not a complete loser

>have a few friends
>have a job
>own a car
>own a house
>family is proud of me

>Met famous US politicians
>Featured on college ads
>Got laid in college, but single right now
>BA, working in law, making $40,000/yr
>Live with a 72 year old roommate. I'm 25.
>Don't have a single close friend
>At best have ~2 friends I see once per month.

Kinda normie. Kinda not.

>have friends
>tfw no gf
>a "job"
>going to college
>don't own a car
>family is okay with me

Guess I'm a cyborg.

I still post here cause I'm not used to being a normie. I used to be a shut in NEET but since I started going to university I'm pretty much a normie.
I got ED so I've struggled to lose my virginity, but girls want to fuck me. I barely post anymore, though. I need a new home.

>>29014938
>I got ED
>in my early 20s

wat

>>29014828
Me too. Poking retards is my hobby.

>>29014828
>Have no friends
>Dad forces me to work with him, but if he didn't I wouldn't have a job
>Dad is a carpenter, and I don't know how to do any of the stuff he can do
>Bought a car with the money my dad gives me because he wouldn't shut up about it
>Can't go to college because I can't drive the car I own
>Have no friends

I'm 21