>Be me an hour ago
>Driving around with my oneitis
>We're lost so she takes my phone to get directions (she left her phone at her house)
>She goes onto google and sees my search history
>'How to tell if a girl secretly has a crush on you'
>'How to tell if a girl is in love with you'
>Silence
>Awkward fucking silence
>I grab my phone
>She pleads ignorance
>'What are you hiding?? I didn't see anything I swear'
>I know damn well she fucking saw it
>Contemplating suicide right now
>>29013732
>You will never be a roastie whore with giant fake tits.
Why live?
>>29013732
Could have been a lot worse anon
>>29013770
really? How? She has a bf btw I don't know why I fucking bother
>>29013756
Don't live, just kill yourself. We don't need any more pizza-like mentally ill trannies in this world.
Pretend you're into some other girl then start asking her for advice since she saw your search history.
It's not that weird. Just a little bit.
Nothing to get really worried about.
You should try to find a different girl if she's taken, anyway.
>>29013732
>sees your search history
how does that even happen
>tfw I don't have search history
>>29013835
it comes up whenever you want to search something. Believe me I fucking disabled that shit when I got home
>>29013828
She knows I don't talk to any other girls....
>>29013905
This is the Internet age you fool. You met that pretend girl on Omegle or something.
>>29013756
What's even the point of tits?
Like, do some guys like them because they remind them of mummy or...
Because, there's literally nothing about tits that feels good.
>>29013833
but I want her :(
>>29013732
Why didn't you just say you liked her, you raging faggot
>>29013944
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you must be gay son
if you dont wanna shove ur cock ebtween giant tits your gay
im not being sarcastic
>>29013977
Then take her, and don't be coy about it. Be a man and do it with a laugh.
>>29013944
>Because, there's literally nothing about tits that feels good.
You're either a huge faggot (thus not liking women tits) or a flat roastie.
>>29013809
Pizza is a flattrannywhore, she doesn't count.
>>29014048
Sauce on pic pls
