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Boyfriend and I plan on spending the weekend together. This means
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Boyfriend and I plan on spending the weekend together. This means we're going to be sleeping together for the first time and possibly having sex. I was thinking of playing some music.

The songs will play in this order. Tell me what you think.
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Song Title - Artist
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foreplay

Lisa Frank 420 - Macintosh Plus
A Real Hero - College

oral

Body Ache - Purity Ring
Let It Be - Blackmill

insertion/him on top:

I Found - Amber Run
I like the way this is going - Eels
I Felt Your Shape - The Microphones

Me on top:

Nothing's Going to Hurt you baby - Cigarettes After Sex
Shiver - Lucy Rose

Whatever happens next:

First Breath After A Coma - Explosions in the Sky
Circle - One
Artificial Paradises - Hammock
Deep Blue Sky - Brian Eno

Climax:

Spectral Bride - Giles Gorey

Afterglow:

Take you Away - Angus and Julius Stone
Spaceboy - The Smashing Pumpkins
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Not only are you gay, but also autistic.
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Never before have I witnessed this level of autism. Good lord.
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>>29013258
U r a fag desu.
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>>29013258
i randomly searched for one of these songs, and boy...
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>>29013258
I'm really looking forward to the followup thread where you explain how everything went wrong and that he ended up cumming in your eye before you even reached Blackmill.
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fuck all that gay shit, play pirate metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PaqShTPlss
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Play this
http://youtu.be/PTFwQP86BRs
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>>29013388
Same.

>>29013258
I don't know what to say, anon.
You seen to have given it a lot of thought so it must be special for you both, have fun and enjoy the time.
I'm cheering for you.
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>>29013301
>>29013347
>>29013368
>>29013388
goddamn it someone get beowulf on the horn, the normans are invading again
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>>29013467

Thanks.

He's not a music buff like I am. He doesn't actively listen to music. If he does, he just plays whatever is on the radio of plays his Youtube 90's music playlist.
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>>29013474
>meme vaporwave, meme dubstep, meme post-rock aren't normie pop garbage
w e w
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thanks for the laughs
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>>29013527
>I only listen to white power electronics, canned heat, and the soundtrack to duke nukem 3d

go shave your shitty beard
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>Lisa Frank 420 - Macintosh Plus
>A Real Hero - College
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>>29013561
>doesn't listen to anything but normie meme music
nicely meme'd
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>>29013561
gave me a kek but your tastes still a shit
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>>29013561

>having canned heat in your pants
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So you're NOT including Ravel's Bolero in the mix?

Phhhhffffftttt.....
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You're going to kill his boner with your autism.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyO5sb-lSQI
Absolute must for you, OP
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>>29014140
not OP but the southern aristocracy was just a less competent imitation of the british empire

i know you want to have political opinions and annoy people but you ought to get some better ones
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>>29014070

what song would you recommend? I'm open to suggestions.
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Patience - Low Roar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxTHITr2kJw
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>>29013258
Let me help you

Trust me add these songs

>Foreplay
>From My Cold Dead Hands Combichrist
Closer - NIN
Prince of E-ville - Combichrist

>Him on top
Big Bad Wolf - Duck Sauce
Fuckmachine - Combichrist
Tractor - Combichrist

>You on top
Shut Up and Swallow - Combichrist
Enjoy The Abuse - Combichrist

>Finisher
Lost Without U - Robin Thicke
Sex Therapy - Robin Thicke

My personal fucklist desu
Too bad no bf
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>>29013258
I know this isn't real but I wish it were.
>insertion
Glorious.

>>29014926
Are you a girl or a guy? I might fuck you based on that list, depending.
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>People who browse this board have fucklists.

I would probably grab some old Dio vhs and show to whoever I fancied.
Now I know why I'm alone.
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>>29013258
>music while sex
Just do it in silence
If you're listening to the music, you're not concentrating on your partner
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>>29015256
Girl unfortunately...Tfw no penis for gay sex
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>>29015402
If you have that feel that is close enough, I'm sure you're clever enough to figure something out.
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>>29014926
originally be my gf
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Nobody gives a fck about the soundtrack shiet you can put on infomercials while you fuck ffs.

Play type o negatives cover of cinnamon girl.
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I'm still a virgin but I plan on playing this the day I finally fuck a woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYTU8BcgAzw
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slip this into 'climax':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTbGydPYTkE
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>>29013561
patrician as fuck 2bh
>>29013258
Sure, put on your faggy little playlist or whatever, but shit is just not going to match whatever you've concocted in your head, sorry.
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Complete autism, but no Deftones in a sex playlist is even worse.
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>>29015971
I've fucked to Deftones. Right on anon
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> tfw no thoughtful femanon gf to construct a playlist full of meme-music so we can have meme-sex and when i cum inside of her (as a meme) she will get pregnant and have a meme baby
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>fucking to CCR
>about to cum
>"it aint me" starts playing
>pull out and join the army to fight in the vietnam war

war is hell
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>>29016220
nice one dude, u made the right call
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>>29016220
borrowing that pepe by the way, I've been doing lots of ironic salafiposting lately
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>music during sex
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>>29016219
>trying to create a chad
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>>29013258
>letting your bf know you're a two weeker on /mu/
Sit on his face and fart
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I found love where it wasn't supposed to be...

right here in front of me
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Where's Loveless? It's a great sex album unless you're a sissy like me that starts crying when his favorite song starts playing.
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>>29017489
>crying to loveless
Literally the only album ever made it's acceptable to cry to is ITAOTS, not even memeing
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>>29017557
The fuck? What about Eversince?
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>>29017585
No, only ITAOTS.

Maybe also certain parts of Tannhauser.
>mfw apparently not allowed to use umlauts
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>>29017557
ITAOTS made me laugh a lot.
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>>29017640
This is also a good reaction 2bh
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Here you go Anon. Put this on and feel your bodies mesh together into an amalgamation that can only aptly be described as "us"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DciphNzCok
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>>29014448
I already told you, Ravel's Bolero.
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>>29017557

you probably don't listen to a lot of music if ITAOTS made you cry.
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>>29017688


This is chill.

Dj Okawari
Mogwai
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>>29018081
I'm literally an OG mutant, used it from 2006 - 2011, and from then on only /classical/ and /noise/ from time to time. I was on a way to get a performance degree from a good conservatory and have thus both played, and attended many many concerts and festivals in multiple genres.

Listening to ITAOTS at the end of a /mu/chella while drunk off my ass, spamming lyrics in the chat and bawling my eyes out is still one of the strongest musical experiences I've ever had, and it's happened literally every year. ITAOTS is a wonderful album and I think only immature plebs insecure about their own tastes hate on it.
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>>29018446
>used /mu/ for 5 years
>expert music credentials

WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
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>>29017751
Holy shit, listen to this guy. He knows what he's talking about.
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>>29018476
I used /mu/ before it was filled with redditors and plebs.

And after that I've kept up a bit with /classical/ in particular. Kinda started going to shit after Tallis got banned and Poly started shitting up everything with his Shitke and his jewish firetruck music.
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>>29015328
This, I agree with
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Just play the OST that they use in H-scenes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh4s0GLV6Oo
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>>29018527
Antiwarhol hates ITAOTS.

There's your answer. The album is shit.
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>>29019070
Antiwarhol is an avant-teen pseud with shit taste and I hope he kills himself
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