>Go to Uni
>Drive a straight piped STi for dat rumble
>It's loud as shit and you can hear it half a mile away, so people naturally turn their head
>Pull up to a stoplight right as a campus bus is unloading and loading passengers
>Light turns green
>Give it gas and let off clutch
>Car is barely moving and I'm over 5k RPMs
>Stall in front of 50+ people
>Realize I was trying to start in 4th gear
>People honking and students laughing
>Put it in first and drive away frantically
>Car backfires
>Get pulled over by campus police and get ticket for disobeying noise ordinance for not having any mufflers or resonators
I still have 3 more years of living here
>>29012198
> intentionally making your car loud
Mommy and daddy didn't give you enough attention? Lol
>>29013143
This
You tiny-cocked fuckboy wannabe
>>29012198
You had it coming m80. Never show off, it'll backfire on you (literally lol).
You probably got some cool boy points with the people watching. Go slay that pussy my young padawan! :)
>>29013143
>>29013201
>>29013268
This
I'm having a great time laughing at your expense op (which was a fag again)
>>29012198
I fucking hate you faggets with noisey cars trying to let everyone know how much of a fuck boy you are
>>29012198
Fucking spoiled normie, gtfo.
My 99 jeep cherokee with 220,000 miles is about to break down again. It started dieseling today and now I have a pinging noise coming from the engine.
A few months ago I spent 3 days and about $400 on parts replacing all the radiator hoses, heater hoses, and the heater core after my engine overheated.
Im a fucking poorfag, live with my parents, and make min wage. I only have about $6k saved up and dont want to drive a boring shitbox.
>>29012198
Ur cars trash broheim I pull away in 4th all the time learn some clutch control.
you may as well hook up a loudspeaker and play a loop of yourself saying "I HAVE A SUB-INCH PENIS" out of your car window
because that's what your loud-ass car says anyway
i laugh at your misfortune and i hope it happens again
>>29012198
>straight piped STi
You're a fucking Arab with a big nose aren't you.
>>29013629
>le penis envy meme
fuck off normshites
everything fun's about penis to you fags tryin to compromise my condom size
>>29012198
bleed the clutch and drive it normally for the next 1000 miles
it'll fix itself
i did the same thing in 3rd taking off on a uphill in my h2b swapped integra after racing a wrx (close shift gates and wasn't paying attention).
>>29013505
if your parents had money you wouldn't turn down a free $20-40k car
don't lie you lying little shit
post pics of car pls
>>29013763
>getting this shitshargled over a post addressed to someone else
it's ok that it looks like a peanut anon, we won't judge
>>29013814
>everything fun = little dick LMAO
>fun = lifted trucks, sports cars, motorcycles, luxury cars, literally anything that isn't some boring pos driven by 60 y/o middle aged women
anon, i guarantee you my cock is bigger than yours.
>>29014080
i never said any of that but okay
orig
>All these buttmad autists angry that someone straight piped their car.
No wonder you guys are depressed with no friends/gf. You all care too much about how you are perceived by everyone and have no idea how to have fun or not give a shit.
>>29012198
yourfine
chill bro
wait straight pipe?
you're one cheap mother fucker aint ya lmao
>>29014182
Seeing how STis start at $34k and used ones still selling at $20k+, I wouldn't say I'm cheap, just didn't like the neutered sound of the stock STi.
>driving a car
Lmao your dick must be tiny. Real men with big dick don't try to compensate by driving cages, they either walk or ride their bicycle. I bet you can't even do that because you're so fat you'd get a stroke after half a mile. Cagers piss me off so much.
>>29014502
Its ok if you don't know how to drive anon :^)
>>29012198
>a straight piped STi
>let off clutch
>I'm over 5k RPM
>4th gear
Complete gibberish to me.
I'm so glad that I know nothing about cars, and hopefully never will.
Nothing made me more bored to the point of nearly falling unconscious was when normies would launch into a monologue about their eh Mazda Tiara or Dodge Cucker or whatever else is the name of car brands.
>tfw you can't have a nice car without penis size comparisons or think you bought it to get girls.
God forbid someone actually likes whatever they're driving.
>learning to drive in a tiny city car
>red light
>try to start, give some gas and release the clutch
>stall
>try again
>stall again
>do this about 20 times
>sweating profusely
>everyone is honking at me
>city car owners are typically women, poorfags or newbies who make a ton of mistakes and drive like shit
>feel the burning scorn of everyone behind me
>scalp starts to itch like hell
>burning hot
>floor the gas and I finally get to start
>drive away as fast I can to avoid the the embarrassment
>notice I was trying to start in 3rd gear
>>29014674
There's a difference between a nice car and a car that's purposefully way too loud.
>>29014790
It's ok, at least you're just embarrassed and that's it.
I almost killed a cyclist once because I cut him off because I was driving like an autist.
I'm actually fine when I drive alone, it's just terrible when I drive with others in the car.
>>29014654
Cars are good fun tho m80.
>>29015053
Probably, they're also a huge money pit. When I used to work with normies they would always be complaining about muh insurance and muh winter tires and muh oil change and muh brake pads and everything else.
>>29012198
I bet that cop was laughing his ass off in his car
Goddamn fuck people with exhaust mods.
>>29015157
And I'm laughing at you as I pass you up in your Prius, fuckboy.
>>29015224
You don't pass me, I'm a state police officer cucklord.
Thats why i went to stock exhaust on my sti
