What do I do with this tortoise, r9k?
Many, many things.
What matters is what you want to do with it.
>>29012026
Let him do whatever he wants.
Btw nice dock ;)
>>29012026
Don't throw it in the water
>>29012026
Just stopping by to say hey dockbro
>>29012026
dockbro is that you?
>>29012026
make a nice shack out of twigs and shit near the deck and see if he takes up living there
>>29012026
tortoise do not swim, remove him from dock
>>29012026
that's a turtle you fucking retard
make him steal the money back your mother stole from you
>>29012026
is that a dock in a puddle
also
put a condom on his head and perform a fellatio
wait a minute,in anothe post you uploaded pictures of this tortoise inside a house,but dockbro doesnt have a house,what the fuck is going on?
It is in it's shell.
Wat.
Make soup
>>29012091
heat the motherfucker up, put a condom on his head and suck him
Let him join your dock family.
turn him upside down and spin him
or feed him lettuce
just don't put him in the water
>>29012088
some people aren't honest
>>29012088
I never uploaded other reptile pics, bb.
Nice dubs tho
>>29012110
I have no lettuce. I also let him go free just now.
What should I do with this cat?
>>29012212
lick it's genitals, but make sure you tie it because it may scratch your face
>>29012230
It hears tortoisebro. This cat might fuck the turtle up.
>>29012278
cat looks really cool
very nice fur, really nice colors
take him as a pet
>>29012300
Already is a pet. Her name is Adois, after Adolf Hitler's mother.
>>29012026
let the beautiful bastard swim free
>>29012278
you dont feed her very well,do you?
>>29012350
He isn't a water turtle, broseph.
He is a land turtle. I found him when I was cutting wood.
>>29012402
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where do you live where you can find wild turtles
I've been finding a shitload of eastern box turtles all of a sudden. I try to feed them strawberries and peaches but they just leave them and run away.
In case someone didn't know, three frogbros got destroyed by a snake.
>>29012026
Make it a german ww2 helmet with it
land turtles are big fuckers.they usually sneak in our garden and eat the watermellons or the tomatoes.if you pick them up to put them away they shit all over you
Do you live in a goddamn zoo?
>>29012402
let the beautiful bastard walk free
>>29012459
why don't you defend ur frogbro?
>>29012459
dockbro,how do you deal with the snakes?
>>29012505
he just let him kill his friend that's how he deal
>>29012026
DOCKKBROOOO!!! YOUR BACK
Holy shit dockbro is probably the best trip ever. I don't know why I like it tho
>>29012397
My two cats eat dog food with me. They might be /fit/ for being so thin.o
>>29012468
HAIL KAISER.
>>29012490
They were being eaten when I saw it.
>>29012484
Nope, just a lot of creatures here.
>>29012431
Eastern Kentucky
There is a storm coming, so my pond will fill up.
>>29012026
Are you swampfag?
Dock bro is the only likeable trip
>>29012558
kill the snake !
>>29012568
He's literally shrek
>>29012558
the nigger snake must die !
>>29012570
I'm not a 16 year old slut with beta orbiters or a tripfag who says "ima kill self XDD", so I'd say I'm a pretty good tripfag.
>>29012581
Snake went pissed mode and slithered away.
>>29012558
>>29012610
and the plus if you kill the snake is that you can make a belt with it
The snake is gonna come back cause he know he can find eazy food here
lots of (yous) in his post as always.btw i got to ask dock bro,whats your story?what led you to venture into that kind of life?
I love my beta orbiters. I am a toasty roastie XDDDDD. cx cx cx
>>29012635
his mom stole money from him so he decided to go full shrek mode
More pics of your camp
Please dockbro.
>>29012635
I got tired of living in my mom's basement and started living on my dad's land, which I enheirated, in a shed and shitpost on r9k.
But don't get pissy that I get (You)s bb.
>>29012671
This is part of it.
Also, here is where I sleep.at night.
Someone give me the run down on Dockbro please.
>>29012730
What the hell are you posting on, friend? Do you have like a generator for electricity?
>>29012742
Look above your post, curious poster.
My cat is in a box :3
got any pic with a panoramic view of your swamp and residence?
>>29012730
Are you the guy whose mom was taking 70% of his income?
>>29012570
Fridgebro made an appearance recently. I like fridgebro.
hey
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>>29012788
Shitskin here, can I move to your swamp? I'm sterile I promise.
Punt it into the lake
>>29012026
Can we see more of where you live?
>>29012026
Op take a shit on that turtle
>>29012834
why the fuck did she do that?
>>29012953
Because he was living at home and she's a roastie.
>>29012459
Is that an ursini viper? I thought you were american, huh
>>29012920
Sunset, bb.
:')
Dockbro do you hunt there?
>>29012026
that's a terrapin
>>29012984
looks like a common garter snake to me, they are all over America
>>29012026
Cook him inside of his shell for a delicious soup
>>29012999
Nice numbers.
>hunt
I would also like to know? What do you eat, mostly? Do you garden? Do you hunt for sport or for sustinence? Do you cook your food? Or do you honestly eat dogfood?
>>29012459
qt snek there bro
>>29013047
can you identify this one?
>>29012984
I'm not sure what species of faggot worm it is.
>>29012999
Nope. I eat dog food.
>>29013127
do you get any pussy?
>>29013116
looks like a northern pine snake
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pituophis_melanoleucus
>>29012088
It's definitely the same turtle, the markings are identical.
But in the other thread the turtle was on a bed, in what looked like a house.
Dockbro, please explain this.
>>29013158
I have cats, which are pussies.
But if you're talking about vagina, never.
>>29013181
they don't live in California though, so I doubt it
>>29012026
Leave him be
Nice dock btw
>>29012026
Kick him off of the dock
>>29013214
if thats so,how do you release your sexual energy in the woods then?also did you ever had to chase trespassers off your land?
>>29013221
oh I thought you were OP so I looked at Kentucky snakes, that's a Gopher snake.
http://www.californiaherps.com/identification/snakesid/gophersnakes.id.html
dont kill the snake dock bro (also hi this the second time iv seen you today) if you kill the snek you will get mice and voles
>>29013127
>I eat dog food
you're joking right
>>29013281
>releasing sexual energy into the woods
bad idea, unless you like having your flesh torn off by a dryad
>>29013349
the dude lives off of $300 a month in welfare, no he's not joking.
He dug a little mud pit in the ground and a little dock for it, so he's dockbro.
>>29013377
he could just save up get a 22 and knife to kill squriells
>>29013349
dock bros legit hes a poor fag but hes cool as hell so its ok
dockbro gave my mom herpes, so it's almost like we're brothers
>>29013406
how much is his property tax other than that what else does he have to pay? dude is not legit
>>29012459
Dumb frog-poster
>>29013507
he gets like 3-5 hundred a month
>>29013617
is that left over from his bills?
>>29013634
ask him idk
>>29013634
what bills? he has a phone with internet and that's it.
no utilities, no rent, no car, no medical.
>>29013674
then why does he eat dog food?
this is fake
>>29013214
KILL the snake to proove us you are the lord of this pound realm
>>29013719
well hes 7,4 so he needs to eat alot
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>>29013826
dont listen to him dock bro let the snek be
>>29012026
Dockbro, few questions. First of all aren't you worried getting bit by a snake and croaking in the middle of nowhere? Also what are you going to do in the winter? The shed you live in has horrible insulation if any. How you gonna keep warm? And lastly how far you live from Indiana border? I live in Indiana, can I come up there and camp on your property for a few days? You just gotta promise to not kill me while I sleep. I'll bring my own tent.
how do u have internet dockbro?
I-I missed the other threads
>>29013674
he still has to pay property tax, he said he does have electricity so that's another bill, he said he only gets to keep about $100 a month for food.
>>29012026
build a mini dock for the tortoise to chill on
Sorry, fell asleep with Adois, the cat.
>>29013990
I don't care if I die because I have nothing to live for. My life is just neutral. I get four quilts and sleep for insulation during winter. I live 30 miles east of Interstate 75 and 40 miles north of Tennessee.
>>29012610
>I'm not a 16 year old slut with beta orbiters
>I'm not
:)
>>29013902
fuck no the snek must die
>>29014701
Well, that wasn't too difficult to approximate.
My guess is that you live somewhere in this area I mapped out on Google Earth.
>>29012026
I know you already released him, but treat turtles and tortoises with kindness when you find them, they are good animals, and have you back.
Think about it, what random animal would you like to bump into in the night? A turtle would be good news. What animal could you raise to protect yourself from falling debris? you'd want a dude with a sick lil shell
>>29015935
Agree entirely, tortoises and turtles are really cool.
>>29016680
S tier animals to be quite honest family
They're like people who cosplay havel the rock in Dark Souls, bro tier
How much land do you own
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