Ask me anything about my beautiful experience
>>29012003
Was it spicy?
My anus feels spicy sometimes
Did you get smothered/dominated in any way? If so jelly.
A man's or a woman's?
>>29012040
No not spicy, I don't think she likes spicy food
>>29012050
Spread the cheeks wide and smothered, she has a big ass so it's great
>>29012056
Woman's
>>29012075
What did it taste like, then? If you could assign a flavor that your humble virgin robot would understand
>>29012003
How does it feel to literally eat a shithole? You might as well eat your shit.
>>29012139
I thought it would taste like shit but oddly it didn't. It just kind of tasted like skin but that makes it sound a lot less hot than it actually was. The taste isn't very noticeable honestly, the biggest thing I noticed was the texture.
>>29012177
Feels great, it was amazing
>>29012249
Do you eat shit often? When did you get this awful sickness?
>>29012279
Well like I said I ate ass for the first time today
>>29012003
u definetely fag, bro
>>29012328
I ate a chick's ass so I'm a fag good point
>wanting to put your mouth on somebody's asshole
The jews have you
>>29012382
Well if the Jews having me is this good then I'm set
Who was more into it, you or her?
Did you finger her while you did it or anything?
>>29012177
Licking vag is like eating piss and blood to you, right?
>>29012003
>ate ass
>it was great!
Did you even fuck her? What's great about licking shit on a woman's asshole? Are you so sexually deprived/twisted that it's inherently enjoyable? If so, I feel sorry for you, well at least there's something in this world that makes you briefly happy.
>>29012446
Probably her, she was moaning a lot, but I'm not sure.
I didn't finger her then, I was just mostly grabbing her. I fingered her after that tho
>>29012507
No. Piss and blood are cleaner and much easier to clean than shit.
>>29012583
I didn't fuck her today, no, but we have fucked before, just not what we did today
I feel sorry for you that you don't enjoy eating ass my man
I feel sorry for you that you don't enjoy eating ass my man
>>29012003
Congrats OP!!!!
Describe her ass.
How big as it, was it a muscly but or a really flabby one, or was the girl skinny and it was a normal butt?
Did she have a few anus hairs or was she perfectly shaven/waxed?
Describe her anus. How was the tinting around it?
Did you eat her pussy as well? How are her pussy lips, what color is her pubic hair?
I remember the first time I ate pussy, it was a firecrotch. Her ass was great too.
Patrician tier tastes my friend.
did you lick the leftover shit
>>29012631
No need to, eating shit isn't something that is or should be enjoyed by the sane, well adjusted person.
Rate your experience 1-10
>>29012631
>i'm sorry for you if you don't dine with fecal matter
lol okay
>>29012631
i feel sorry that chad wont eat her ass so she made you do it my man
i feel sorry that chad wont eat her ass so she made you do it my man
>not eating her pussy
OP your a massive fag
>>29012607
>blood
>clean
i know who failed biology
>>29012721
>shit
>cleaner than blood
You should donate shit because you're full of it apparently.
>>29012721
This poster is a girl HEY EVERYONE THIS POSTER IS A GIRL ONLY GIRLS ARE AFRAID OF BLOOD.
>>29012750
hashtag rekt
>>29012003
god bless this country
>>29012799
this made me cringe
stop that shit
>>29012139
Fellow ass-eater here
It has no taste. It tastes like skin
>>29012750
>anything moist
>not incubation for disease
you probably flush with the seat up
>>29012632
She plays soccer often but she doesn't lift of anything like that, but she has amazing ass genetics, definitely makes up for lack of tits. She's like 5'3 125 pounds and that weight mostly goes to her ass.
She doesn't wax her asshole and there were a few hairs but I mostly did not notice them. In general she does not have much body hair compared to other women.
Pic related is pretty accurate for the asshole, her pussy is different tho, the lips come out a bit more and she has black pubic hair that was shaved recently but is growing back a tiny bit. I didn't eat her pussy today.
Thanks man, this changed everything, definitely gonna do this from now on
>>29012634
There was none
>>29012659
>>29012678
To each his own
>>29012675
8.5
>>29012703
Aw man :( eating a chick's ass doesn't make me manly enough
>>29012683
Haha keep worrying about "Chad" and being insecure
>>29012844
Agreed, although it probably is very helpful to be with a chick who cleans herself up regularly
>>29012868
True, true. God is there anything better than buying your face in a woman's ass? I don't even know dude. I'm fucking nasty and love it.
Not into brapp, not into scat, I'm into eating some butt. That's all.
Plus girls have such qt butthols
>>29012823
>2016
>Not understanding unironically ironically unironically posting
>>29012906
Same, not into scat either but I was surprised how much I enjoyed it
>>29012865
>shit
>not moist
dulcolax, honey
>>29012981
>honey
>durp
kill yourself
>Not eating a hot, fresh turd as she squeezes it out
Get on my level plebs
>>29012868
>the lips come out a bit more
>>29012659
Reminder that female ass tastes like licking skin
>>29013074
Dude she just stretched it while doing soccer practice. Yeah it was against the guy's team, why does it matter and why are you so insecure? Omg, how is it your businesses what she did in her past? her past is her past anon.
>>29013092
>>29013074
^that's not me by the way
I love her pussy
Not OP but I'm here to educate yall on the odor of ass.
>the body of the odor is reminiscent of when you pick your belly button lint.
>it's sweaty
>but unlike belly button lint the odor is completely sexual
>pure pheromones.
reddit will have you believe that it smells like farts or shit.
Don't buy into this meme.
>If your girl is clean her ass smells like sexual belly button lint, or has no odor
>if your girl is clean the flavor of her ass taste like skin.
>>29013239
Sounds about right to me
>>29012868
the fuck you do, just eat her ass and then be done with it? you didn't touch her pussy and you didn't fuck her, did she suck you off?
>your /high-test/ gf will never sit on your face
>>29013379
I fingered her too. And we were making out and touching each other before I ate her ass
>>29013410
It'll happen to you one day man, don't give up
