>anon can I login to your steam? I want to play Skyrim
>a-anon, whats this? 300 hours on Civilization 5? Whats that? What is HuniePop, you've played it for 125 hours? 600 hours on Panzer Corps?
How do you respond?
>>29011473
>file name
hahahahah ty op
2000 hours in CSGO?!
anon, remember to close the game when you're done with it, silly!
>>29011473
Yeah I'd have to explain my 4500 hours in dota 2.
The answer to this conundrum is
> What is steam?
>>29011473
If you're going to patronize my account then fuck off and play angry birds on your iphone again.
>Less than 400 hours on steam games
>Over 8k hours on WoW
>3k on d3
>12k+ on Runescape
>Not kidding here but over 2k hours on desktop Pong
>>29011934
>400 + 8000 + 3000 + 12000 + 2000
That's 25400 hours
Judging by the games listed, I'd say that's over roughly the last 10 years.
That's that means you've spent almost 3 years of the past 10 years playing vidya.I don't believe you
>>29011796
nobody plays quake though, or any other rts except starcraft
>the my most played steam games are Trackmania United and Pinball Arcade
Dota 2 and CS GO and Civ are normie-tier and easier to justify compared to French racing game and expensive pinball simulator
>2500 hours in Dota 2? And you're still just average at it?
>>29011473
What kind of faggot only has 300 hours on civ 5
Also I tell her to git gud
>8k hours in mountain blade
>>29011473
>3500 hours in csgo
At least I made it out of open
>can l Iick your feet?
>>29012808
How do you even spend all that time?
>>29012808
don't belieb you desu, only 1300+ myself
went past the 5k mark last week
>>29011473
I'd be more concerned about all the nude mods and everything else I have installed in skyrim that she would see
>>29012808
you must be in a reg, come join the 25th you scrub
>>29012127
Normie can't believe that robots game 10+ hours a day. What a shocker.
Wow how do you robots log so many hours?
The most played game I have is Arma 2 and I have only 556 hours of total play time.
>>29011473
I have like 8 games on steam. My most played one sits at about 20 hours.
>>29013087
>>29013187
Fuck off normaltrash. Any game you play, us robots will be 10 times better at it than you.
>>29011473
>anon can I login to your steam? I want to play Skyrim
Even if I had friends, this shit would never come up.
I respond by getting fucking pissed off at my autistic boyfriend for playing Civilization 5 for fucking all hours he's home from work and not having sex with me.
True story.
>>29011473
just use family sharing you mongloid
>>29011934
>d3
I hope you were botting back when the real money auction house was a thing
>>29012888
>4 years ago
FUCKING NEWFAG NORMIES YOU DONT DESERVE TRIPS
>>29013286
lots of normies see epic youtube lols videos and want to try games before they realize skyrim is shit
>>29013374
no need to be rude lad, spent most of my early years on Runescape or various consoles
and I don't have a trip
>>29011473
Hide all of your stuff in your Mongolian stronghold
>anon whats that Payday thing? 600 hours? CSGO 1200 hours? What are these Fallout things? You have way over 1000 hours on each of them? What are these Civ games and why do you have over 600 hours in each of em? And what is Stronghold? You have way over 3k hours in it?
Filthy pleb OP should get out with his cute 300 hours.
>>29013355
Didn't need to. Was making over 1k+ a week just grinding my hellbat Wd in FoM.
>tfw I am an idle for cards fag
>tfw i have "played"150 hours in the past two weeks
>>29013490
nigger you only have to idle about 5 hours per game
how many games do you own?do you make a profit?
>>29013450
csgo would be in the thousands if not for my 5 smurf/storage accounts, other than that, I'm simply a plebian I'm sorry
>tfw game with most hours is probably skyrim with 80h
I'm ok with this
>>29013546
>>29013450
Forgot pic
fucking robot
>>29013517
like 2300 games or so. I buy a fuck ton of $1 humble bundles and $1.50 groupees greenlight bundles.
I typically wait a few month before I idle, I just want to have tons of eligible games for the summer sale coming up.
I get about 5-10 bucks in booster packs every summer sale, I also plan to play a fuck ton of puzzle games on steam to stave off dementia in 20 years when I am a retired fag
wew gaben
>>29013560 here is mine
>>29013546
To be honest I am just really sad because I just now realized how much time I spent in these games. And the worst part is I would have way over 3k hours in FO3 and NV alone if I wouldn't have had technical problems so that steam didn't log all my hours..I should probably off myself to be honest.
>3000 hours on tf2
>>29013253
I'm a legit robot but I don't have the energy to play that much, plus I don't like to be seen gaming by mommy because I don't have a job or go to school and feel guilty
>>29013626
tfw i had 6 tf2 farming account back when text mode idling was possible
>>29012127
>only 7.2 hours a day for 10 years
>implying this is unrealistic
lol normie kys
>>29012808
jesus christ
your entire life is a meme
I thank the Gods I don't know how long I've spent on a pirated version of Hoi3
>>29013658
it is literally making vidya a full time job
>>29013742
do you have autism. HOI was shit you literally had to check 20,000 guys nutsacks before they were ready to fight
should i end myself?
I have a lot of other games with 100+ hours as well
Fuck you, I like Skyrim and Oblivion and Morrowind. I know Skyrim's a normie game but it makes me comfy.
>>29013775
where do you think you are normie
>not enjoying micro-managing the 3rd Reich to conquest of the world
>close to 400 in Grim Dawn
>1800 in dota 2 before I quit
>>29013788
you were saying pham?
and yes indeed end your self. ive already got my way out planned and ready to go whenever.
>these people think 3000 hours is a lot
>I know multiple people with 10000 hours on tf2
Yes, playing with them is the least enjoyable thing you can do (at least in tf2).
>>29011473
the girl will likely wonder what Ys is and why i have like 20ish hours playing Ys 1, Ys 2, and Ys Origins... she'd also wonder why i played Farming Simulator for 0.7 hours.
the rest of it is pretty normie tier... i let my little cousin play both Portals for a while last year, i have a few hours in Binding of Isaac, Worms Armageddon, etc.
>>29011473
Lady I don't even own skyrim leave me alone
>Implying I even let her play skyrim with rape mods installed.
this excludes console
which is around 100 hrs of MGSV
400 hours of dark souls 1
200 or so hours of demons souls
countless hours in other metal gear games, mgs1, 2, 3, both release editions of each, PW, TPP, GZ, ac!d, etc etc. original mg games.
I ran away from feelings after being bullied and just a general autist in middle school, diagnosed now with general anxiety, Im self aware now I suppose. Basically had a mental break down two years ago dropped out, going back in working with psychiatrist and therapist to become a normal person. Practicing making friends in the future hopefully. Current goals are to walk to the library and read something without having a panic attack. Currently on benzos, ssri, and wellbutrin.
I have over 3000 hours on a shitty game for my iPad that none of you have ever heard of.
>>29014423
jesus christ, i thought i was bad
>>29011473
Mfw have nearly 3k hours on League and prob 1k on Maplestory
Someone just kill me. I quit playing games like two years back, though
>>29011473
>5000 hours on Cod2
Man I fucking love that game.
>thought I was an avid PC gamer
>most hours I have in any one game is 285
I'm not good at anything, not even sitting around on my ass playing games
>>29011473
Jesus those play times are plebeian as fuck, just from the fact that you imply that's hardcore I know that you're a fucking normie. If you like that game you should have at least over 1000 hours, and if it's your main game you should be around 13,000; anything under that and you're either new to Steam or a normie.
my friend has spent this much time on Farming Simulator 2015. this is the only game he has on steam.
It's pretty interesting to see some of the hours in this thread. In this game here >>29014989 , it is very common for players to have multiple thousands of hours. In fact, if you have less than 2000 hours, you are probably a noob. There are a number of players with over 10,000 hours played and even some over 20k (the game is relatively small, 3000 players online at a time on average).
Another weird thing about this game is that there are a lot of girls who play it. I'm not sure what the gender ratio is, but it basically seems 50/50, which I find very odd for a video game (compared to communities like 4chan where there are very few females).
Overall it's a very strange, cultish game
>Haven't logged in for 183 days
I'll play a game tomorrow
>>29011934
You are a mother fucking legend. I aspire to reach your pong level.
>>29015337
I know that feel, Pong guy put me in my place. What a trooper...
>>29014989
I ran a Graal player world around fifteen years ago when it was a PC game.
over 1000 hours in Animal Crossing New Leaf
i know it's not a Steam game, but it's the most amount of time i've spent on one game.
i'm kind of jelly about the pongbro, though
>>29015678
Impressive. Have you played at all in recent years?
>>29015842
I've tried the app version but I'm way out of the target demographic these days - I'm 30 and everyone playing it seemed to be 16.
>>29016073
Yeah that makes sense. The average age of players may be even younger than 16 to be honest
>>29016200
Graal always a glorified chat client. The Zelda ripoff aesthetic was cool though.
>>29012226
Quake is an RTS? I thought I was playing an FPS this whole time!
>>29016299
>glorified chat client
Yeah pretty much. People will do things like spar, towering, pking, etc., but at the end of the day everyone is mainly there for the social aspects of the game. Some people don't even bother with all that other stuff, they just stand around and talk. It ends up breeding this strange environment that feels almost highschool-esque, where people have certain groups of players that they tend to hang out with, and there are 'popular' players in the game who everyone seems to know. It's very weird and can be quite cancerous.
>add real life friend to Steam
>forget about fucking Hunie Pop
>he sees it
>Anon, Where is the start button?
>What is honeypop, why do you have 5000 hours on it?
>>29017824
More details pls
>>29014423
>>29015095
I thought you could get lol huge numbers if you ran a server because of how steam was back then
