ITT: things girls will never do with us
>you'll never go out at night to the carnival, have fun and kiss on a ride
>>29011462
why do you do this to me anon,
why do you make this thread?
>>29011517
feel the feels of life.
Suicide is a reboot I've realized, I came so close in this life.
>>29011553
>a reboot
What do you mean?
>>29011462
just move to a country where being white is high status, like most of asia
spend two years teaching english there
attempt to enjoy all the gf experiences you so fetish
>>29011618
a respawn. one of these times I'll be born white with a normal brain.
>>29011660
After reading those "moved to Japan meme" threads nty
>>29011807
>hates foreigners
>relatively wealthy
>ambivalent about casual relationships
literally no reason for japan.
go to china, drown in gf.
>>29011462
>you'll never go out at night to the carnival, have fun and kiss on a ride
hah, i've done this before.
Here i have a good one.
>date a girl that meant it when she said "i love you"
>>29011462
anything
original comment
>>29011873
I feel you man; I feel yoi
>>29011462
>your gf will never tell you that she loves you first
>you'll never go nightwalking under the neon together
>ywn talk to a girl who actually wants to talk to you
Do girls even like stuff like that anymore? I thought the only activities they do are sex and shopping
>You'll never have a girl drunkenly swoon to you
>>29013735
>ywn meet cute mallgoths in 2004 anymore
lost my virginity to one, never had sex since.. i hope you're doing okay Vee..
>>29014174
are goths still a thing? they were a subculture when i was in junior in senior high (graduated hs in '04), but i haven't really seen any around since
>>29011462
>ywn have a reasonable discussion with a female after she commits a crass mistake without her thinking that you're evil for being unbiased and telling it like it is.
SERIOUSLY YOU FUCKING CUNTS, WHY DON'T YOU EVER JUST ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY AND MAN-UP TO THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR SHIT DECISIONS?
>>29011618
>a reboot
>>29014234
nope, hardly any scene kids either.
>ywn kiss or hold hands with a girl
>ywn tell a girl your feelings for her again, ever since that one Stacy fooled you when you were a beta orbiter years ago
>ywn have a girl tell you her feelings for you
>ywn speak clearly to a female one-on-one
>ywn have a gf
>>29011462
>ywn make her crawl towards you, gag on your cock, and then assume lordosis behavior for sex
>you will never climb up to a girls window and sneak her out for a night of misadventures and fun
>>29014534
I didn't need that
>>29011462
that is stupid anyway and only happens in dumb movies. must rather you take me to a nice restaurant or stay in and drink wine and watch netflix or you could take me clothes shopping or to get jewellery or something. try to be at least a little romantic losers.
>>29011462
ITT: people bitching like vagina about vaginas.
>an attractive girl will never be near you on purpose
>>29011869
Isn't china men/woman ratio fucked? I wouldn't go to a country by more dudes than girls
>>29014534
This sounds like one of those things that only happen in movies tho, I had the highschool innocent gf experience and if I attempted to do this her father would probably have blown my brains off.
>>29011462
>doing no sexual things with girls
No thx OP
>ywn be able to confidently marry a woman in the Western Hemisphere with the intention of spending your life with her.
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>>29011873
I HAVE BECOME SO NUMB
I CAN'T FEEL THAT FEEL
>she will never look at you like this
>she will never even hug or kiss you
>she will never text you back
>she won't be non attention whore gamer grill who you can play vidya with every night
>you will never travel the world with her
>you will never spoon with her in bed after making sweet, sweet love
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>>29012769
That hit a little harder than I thought it would
Lick tthe I'm out of her ass
>>29011462
>you will never have a qt watch lovingly over you as you jerk it to creep shots from /b/
feels bad famalam
>>29012769
worst feelio
>she will never stare at her phone and wait anxiously for your phone call
>You will never wake up from a dream to realize the girl lying next to you is real
>>29011462
Stand on the beach with you at sunset, locked in your embrace, her facing away from the ocean, her eyes closed, the wind in her hair.
Saw at least half a dozen high school aged couples doing this on Ocean Beach, SF the one time I went there (one guy was strong enough to seep gf up into the air and just kind of twirl her around). I was in my early thirties, alone.
The end.
>>29019192
Damn, that one really got me.
>>29019151
i did not need that tonight
>>29011462
>that tfw no yuno gf
>>29018591
Poop shelf is full
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>>29011873
This makes me want to die.
>>29019151
Ohhhhhhhh
fucccckkkkkk
wwwhhhyyyyyy
>>29019480
minene is better
>>29011462
>pic of my waifu
>that text
Why you do this to me anon?
>>29011462
>fair rides make me nauseous
>she will never wake you up with a blowjob before she goes to her fancy workplace
>she will never wiggle her ass and tell you to fuck her because she had a long day at work
>she will never cuddle up and tell how she wants a sibling for her daughter
im sad lads, again
>you will never hug a sweaty tomboy after her workout
JUST
>>29020788
>she will never cuddle up and tell how she wants a sibling for her daughter
now this is something.
>ywn have someone who appreciates you and wants to be with you because you have some positive, redeemable merit
>tfw i had all of this
>tfw it all disappeared in 1 day
Just kill me now brother. It still hurts.
>>29011462
Why not, did you get hurt? Is she to scared to go on a ride?
>>29011462
>I will never spend my day off on saturday on bed cuddling and having sex with a girl
>You'll never bring a girl to the balcony of high floor, push her against the railing and fuck her brains out past midnight
>>29014174
This hit especially close to home, holy shit.
>>29011462
>they'll never be kind to me
>they'll never care about me
>>29023321
>theyll never acknowledge your existence
At this point it doesn't even make me sad, I'm a cynical asshole with an iced-over heart.
I literally have become so numb that I can't feel these feels.
I'm just sitting here laying in bed grinning smugly at this thread.
>>29023436
owww that's most painful
>>29011462
>a qt girl will never hug you and tell you to just stay like that for a while
ON /r9k/ I'M GOOD 'TIL I DIE
>>29023502
>yfw
I know you're dying on the inside
Now you've got me feeling lads
>graduated german equivalent of highschool (10th grade) in '09
>met a girl just before while pretending to be normie
>the stacys were just kinda dragging her along because she looked reasonably good
>hnnnghh
>cuteness incarnate
>dumb as a rock too, incredibly naive but well meaning
>would literally run onto a busy highway sometimes to "rescue" some flattened roadkill she saw
>developed a crush on me, supposedly because I was actually nice to her for once
>did the cutest little squee and hugged me whenever she saw me
>never managed to make a move because autistic as fuck
>saw her cry at prom because a chad pretended to go with her and stood her up
>naive as she was she couldnt understand why someone would do this
>myheart.gif
>instead of going over to her I just went home and played team fortress
Shit brobots I realised I could've had all these moments with her
She probably was the only female capable of actually loving someone I've ever met
>>29011462
did that once, fucked on xanax
Bump of resurrection, in the mood for some feels
>you'll never go on a picnic with her and then have her force you on the swings as you complain you're too old for this
