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Greentext your day yesterday ITT.
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I'll start:

>Wake up at 5:30 am, because I have an 8 am final exam (last one before summer)
>Two pieces of toast, two eggs, blueberries for breakfast
>Green tea, head off to exam, thankfully it's close to my house (real analysis I)
>Write exam, thank God it was easy, my other ones this semester were absolute shit
>Super happy to be done with the hellscape that was my academic year
>Drop stuff at home, my girlfriend is already there waiting
>Grab lunch quickly from a takeout place (she's already eaten)
>Drive to my city's art gallery, they have a nice exhibit going on
>Exhibit was pretty shit imo, gf loved it though
>Have coffee at a cafe downtown on a little rooftop patio
>Gradually stroll down to the waterfront, get icecream along the way
>Sit on the beach against a log
>Sun is out, birds chirping
>Girlfriend needs to leave to meet up with her friends downtown
>My buddy picks me up, we go to his apartment
>More people show up, we eat dinner, drink a little
>I walk home around 9:30 pm
>Girlfriend is back
>We curl up in bed and watch a movie on her laptop
>I eat a bag of chips to celebrate being done exams
>We have sex twice
>Lie there, just before midnight
>She dozes in and out of sleep beside me, but I'm awake
>Lay there for half an hour thinking, then I drift off

Is this what happiness feels like, robots?
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>wake up at 3pm
>play Doom 4 for a few hours, have a good time
>play overwatch for 30minutes, have a bad time
>eat
>fap
>watch youtube videos
>fap
>go for a run outside
>play some more Doom 4, have a great time
>about to fap when someone knocks on my door
>see whats up
>its some weird foreigner
>tell him to go away and close the door
>fap
>shitpost for a few hours
>sleep
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>>29011077
>>go for a run outside
Good for you, anon. More of that
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>>29011125
I've been trying to do it every day now. Today I bought some weights so I can do some light lifting.
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>>29011158
Nice. Weights, running, and most importantly proper eating will change your entire life
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>wake up at 8am
>have porridge for breakfast and go for an hour walk since I'm fat and trying to lose weight
>Mom wakes up at around 10:30 and makes breakfast for everyone
>ask her not to make me anything because I've already eaten
>she makes me french toast with some bacon
>its dripping with grease and probably has over haf my daily calories in one meal
>say I don't want it and she should have it instead
>she gets angry and says she cooked me breakfast so I should have it anyway
>I can't be bothered to argue so I take the plate to my room but I don't eat it
>go to the gym and run about 8k and walk about 2k since I'm trying to run/walk at least 10k every day
>go home, shower, have lunch which consists of grilled chicken and some sweet potatoes
>sit at home all day watching Youtube and tidying my room
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>>29011304
>All these anons making an effort to work out and get healthy

Keep it up man
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>woke up at 5pm
>checked normiebook
>an old school friend was messaging me
>ate some ramen
>played videogames till midnight
>went on a night walk to my local 24/7 store and bought food listening to good music all the way
>eat food in my room
>play more vidya till 6am
>sleep
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>>29011471
Seriously fix your sleep schedule. And find a way to do at least 1 productive thing per day. Jeez man.
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>>29011501
where the fuck do you think you are?
original blox you dumb faggot
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>>29011501
i go through cycles my sleep schedules not always like this. yesterday was big lazy day for me. i graduated last week and feel so burned out
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>>29011589
Oh, understandable if you just graduated. Have you found a job yet? What was your major?
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>wake up 10am for a work meeting
>decide not to go
>go back to sleep
>wake up noon for work
>when I show up my manager says they cancelled my shift today but she had me clock in and work anyway
>>>so why cancel my shift then
>get tendies from Popeye's on my lunch break (split shift)
>eat and take a nap
>late back to work because I overslept on my nap
>whatever tho
>work till 9pm when I was supposed to get off at 7
>niggers
>stop by my parents' house on my way home and pick up some boxes of stuff I had sitting there for a while
>stop by home to change out of work clothes
>move boxes into the new place I'm moving to
>go back home
>shitpost for a couple hours
>drink 3/4 bottle UV Cherry (it's the only shit the gas station sells that isn't beer and I'm allergic to hops)
>pass out around 3:30am drunk as fuck
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>got caught driving withouth belt got 150$ fine, feelsbad
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>>29011628
Don't drink except socially. Get to sleep earlier. Get outside more and exercise. Where do you work?
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>>29011710
this isn't "post your lifestyle to get advice from a neckbeard" the thread
stop giving unwarranted advice, no one cares
>drinking "socially"
fuck off normalshit.
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>>29011776
It's not advice, I'm just saying the fucking obvious facts that all adults ought to know but that somehow some people seem to have never heard before
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How am I supposed to greentext my day yesterday OP? You want me to travel back in time?
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>>29011854
Here's your (you)
verified 100% original post familia
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>Wake up 11am, have work at 5.15
>Eat Weetabix, work out, drink tea
>Have argument with ex gf on phone for 2 hours
>More tea
>Have shower, shave
>Get bus to work
>Have pasta carbonara, more tea and water before I start in food court
>Work for 4 hours, EZ PZ, work at a gizmo hobbyist toy place
>Go to leave, bump into qt girl who went to school with little sister
>Gives me a lift home, talks about her bf
>FML
>Get in the house, have more tea and food
>Go on 4chan, check Pokemon news and watch England game highlights
>Wish exgf happy birthday because even though we hate each other we're still mates
>Post in this thread

Going to sleep soon. Was a decent day.

Ex gf is in this pic.
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>>29010967
>Wake up at 8am and pee and watched Wayward Pines while eating potato soup with the fiance.
>>Around 10 took a shit and came back to the room and played fallout 4.
>>Around 11 her mom,lil brother,and sister came over to swim along with her friend.
>>Little sister and her friend were being mean to the lil bro
>>Her mom comes in and tells me I gotta go out and play with the little bro.
>>The lil brother is 11 and the little sister and her friend are both 12.
>>They fight all the time and I'm constantly forced to play with them and it gets weird I guess.
>>I get my trunks on and sit out there a bit and relax.
>>While I sat out there they are laughing and giggling and playing with the noodles their mom just got them.
>>Kept asking me about noodles and jerking them off and laughing and asking me what it's like
>>Got a bit uncomfortable and told them they'll know when they get older but I knew that they knew
>>I finally get up and try to get in the pool
>>They all fight over me to hop on me and me drag them around the pool
>>Im 6'5 so it has it's perks but not these kids bleh
>>The little sister hops on my back and keeps nibbling on my arm/shoulder
>>I finally fling her off me and give the little bro on me next and I'm throwing him across the pool and dragging him around
>>Kids keep fighting over me and they hurt each other
>>Fiance comes out and we both yell to quit hurting each other
>>We eventually play volleyball and they're both being sore losers and it turns into fighting again
>>Get tired of it and we play this game called ladder
>>Kids pull off the steps off the ladder and I gotta get it from them and put it back in the ladder(repeat over n over)
>>Kids keep asking me questions about sex and kept giggling
>>I keep changing the subject
>>Their mother finally comes back and picks them up

After that I took a shower and ate. So here I am.
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>>29011811
you're not the only person who's ever heard these things before, you're not smart or special.
maybe I choose to live my life like this.
again, go be a normalfag somewhere else.
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>>29012099
I know I'm not smart or special, these are absolute bare basics everyone should know a million times over. Why would you choose to live that way when life can be so much more?
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>wake up at 6am
>shower
>get dressed
>go to school
>grades are fine, didn't do much
>ride bus back home
>munch up
>jack off
>chan
>listen to music
>youtube
>twitch
>play some modded autismcraft
>11pm
>realize it's late
>go to sleep
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>wake up 11 am
>eat waffles
>go online watch u tube vids
>masturbate
>go take bath
>masturbate
>nap
>wake up
>eat burito
>browse memeChan
>get ready for work
>work

I'm working right now
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>>29012168
can it?
maybe you think so because you are NORMIE SCUM
my life can't be anything.
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>>29012173
>high school

Where are you going for uni?
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>>29012219
Not with that shitty attitude it can't
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>>29012229
i dont even fucking know man. probably somewhere cheap and local if i go at all.
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>>29012257
>if I go at all

You should be fucking obsessed with uni at this point in your life. Plan it out. Go to the best school you can. Try to get scholarships. Uni is literally the only hope you have of not having a miserable failure of a life desu
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>>29012299
>Unironically thinking being normal is an insult
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>>29012248
N O R M A L
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L A M R O N

S C U M
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Posting random shit shot
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>>29012325
here it is
this place is not for you
you do not belong here
no one wants your shitty opinions, no one wants your shitty advice
if having a full and fantastic life was as easy as "lol go 2 sleep erlier bro lol" then don't you think I'd do it?
now gb2r
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>>29012363
Posting 1/
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>Go to work
>It's shit
>Handed my 30 days notice a few days ago, burning away my time till I leave that shit
>Get invited to the happy hour of my new work place
>Go there
>Socially awkward, but make conversation
>Get to know some of the people, hit it off fairly well with the freelancer graphics designer that works there
>She eventually loses interest
>My friend who works there tells me she's looking for a boyfriend
>Okay then
>She leaves when I'm in another room getting acquainted with the area
>Stay there for a while
>Go to a nearby pub that's insanely packed
>Wait outside for over an hour
>Talk to more future coworkers
>Get a message from some vietnamese girl in okcupid
>We instantly hit it off
>Talking on whatsapp now
>I don't even want a foreigner girl but damn she's cute

Pretty good day, I suppose?
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>>29012381
It is as easy as changing your daily habits. If you claim it is harder than that you are just trying to justify your laziness.
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>wake up 9 am
>skip breakfast
>take a bath and get dressed
>try to work on my thesis
>procastinate
>lunch
>go to work
>eat random stuff 6 pm
>go to college
>get b home
>browse random stuff
>try to work on thesis again
>procrastinate more
>3 am
>sleep
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>>29012392
Posting 3/
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>>29012434
hurr muh normie lifestyle
just b yourself bro
just snap out of it

I live the way that brings me the most comfort and happiness that I can scrounge up. not everyone is happy being an early-riser wageslave normalscum social drinker faggot.
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>>29012475
Posting 2/ whoops
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>>29012494
Posting 4/
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>>29012512
Posting 5/
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>>29012512
No no no, go back to the latex.
I liked the latex.
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Oh boy
>Morning routine, except add one hour because I'm feeding foster baby kittens
>Mother drops half and half and flips her shit, breaks the fridge door, some cabinets and a chair over half and half
>Drive to work, late again
>Get to work, someone started on my kennels and I do the rest
>useless bitch can't do her job, so I risk my job to give the dogs their meds and forage her signature on the sheets
>Mandatory meeting; boss congratulates a guy for making cat and dog toys and someone for euthanizing a cat but don't mention me for waking up every 2 hours to keep kittens alive
>Try to make kennels look clean before scooping dog shit outside
>Meanwhile I am called away to help with adopters several times, effectively never getting my work done
>Try to steal away to feed kittens, which my manager pleaded me to take
>Assistant manager yells at me for not noticing dirty kennels
> Sudden meeting where people who were hired after me and have less responsibility than me get promotions because they are fucking my manager and giving her weed
>Useless coworker known to be useless, so manager asks me to do extra Jobs on top of what I haven't got done yet
>Doing extra Jobs but called away for adopting
>Manager fucks up but makes me take the blame and have to look like a complete ass to nice people
>Assistant manager yells at me for not doing extra job
>Other coworker leaves early, Useless is nowhere to be found, I'm basically alone
>Still helping with adoptions, it's an hour past when the dogs get fed
>Find Useless taking lunch at 5pm, I tell her she needs to actually do her job and med
>'uhhh... I guess... but we will be here a while if I do it so you should do it'
>Get shit done and locked down nearly an hour after I'm supposed to leave
>Assistant manager yells at me for forgetting about letting a dog in
>Get yelled at for not feeding kittens throughout the day
>Go home, mom yells at me to fix things she broke
>feed kittens, shower, eat, sleep.
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>>29012550
Really? Ok then. You got it bro!
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>>29012585
Posting 6/
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>>29012618
Posting 7/
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>>29012629
Posting 8/
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>>29012656
Posting 9/
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>>29012618
>tfw no qt latex gf
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>>29012691
IKTF bro but soon!!!
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>>29012691
I'll be your girlfriend. I love latex pls respond
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>wake up about 6, still drunk as fuck
>shower
>be sick most of the early morning, struggle to reach the orientation for my new job
>get there a few mins late, fill in some forms and read some bullshit
>break for lunch, go for a walk instead because I'm broke
>come back, watch some hippie propaganda videos (I work in organic foods, that sort of thing is practically mandatory)
>get shown around the place by one of the managers, put into the punch clock system
>do some light kitchen work for a couple hours
>head home, get drunk/high and mess around online as I normally do till I pass out
not a great day, but not a shit one either. though my days from now on are probably going to suck, full time work is shit
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>>29012800
I-
I'm actually a girl too
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>>29012751
Hang in there I'm sure you'll find your latex gf soon
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>>29012800
>>29012816
Holy shit! Well done you too. I'm glad I helped.
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>>29012816
Oh then you can be my latex friend okay?
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>>29012851
Posting some more my friends
This one is my fav
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>>29012894
Posting 9/ bleh
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>>29012855
yes we can be latex friends I love latex
>tfw no bf to make me wear latex around the house
I'd probably look like shit in it though because I don't have a perfect body.
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>>29011023
>Girlfriend
Stopped reading there normie
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>>29012970
Yeah, it's basically normie, the post
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>>29012951
Don't need to have the perfect body to wear it but then again obviously up to you.
10/
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>wake up around 8
>planning on buying a new phone
>eat a piece of leftover pizza with guacamole
>ask mom if she can drive me to Best Buy
>end up stalling for hours, eventually go around 1
>go in and the phone I had in mind wasn't on the shelves
>the girls are dicking off and ignoring me
>end up approaching one and saying something super spergy
>she takes a long time looking the item up on the PC
>start hyperventilating slightly and twitching sporadically
>she has to go to the warehouse to get the phone
>comes back and I buy it
>go home and set-up phone
>listen to several hours of music since the biggest problem with last phone was constant music skipping
>no skips whatsoever, pretty satisfied
>can even play DS games flawlessly
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>>29012951
But girls in a group will always be hotter so we can be hot together. Besides. I don't have a 10/10 body but I have been hitting the gym and eating well. I have gloves and stockings too and those are fun to wear.
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>>29012987
Posting 11/ idk
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>>29013023
Oh shit? Pics?
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>>29013044
Someone will probably recognize me. Who knows?
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>>29013063
Pls? Now I really gotta see. You can block your face on ms or something.
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>implying I remember yesterday

>woke up and stayed in bed for an extra hour
>got up and made delicious vegan breakfast
>did 40 push ups shortly afterwards
>went on here and cried a bit about my ex
>watched "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
>shortly afterwards watched a "Kill La Kill" episode (it's much better than Gurren Laggan desu
>Afterwards jerked it to my exes facebook pics
>got sad afterwards and went onto a support chat room and cried about my ex
>ate more food
>went on a 10 min jog or so.
>came back did another 40 push ups and 20 pull ups
>afterwards just spent the entire day lying on my couch


If you don't know... I LOVE MY EX
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>>29013109
No way Jose. Still, someone will recognize it since the picture is on the internet already.
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>>29013109
Here's some more in hoping soon
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>>29013260
Damn... Really? Fug. At least I tried. Thanks though
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>>29013260
Do you have any you could share? Perhaps your gloves or something?
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>>29010967
Hey op, how do you get the energy to do all that? How does it feel to be so full of energy and motivation?
My day isn't even worth describing. I just get up late and sit infront of a computer all day. I don't have energy to do anything else nowadays. My only thoughts are about killing myself and how to do it. I decided it would be better if I shoot myself in the head but i'm too lazy to go to my local gun store to buy a gun to do it. The gun store is just crossing the street but still. I just want to dissapear.
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>wake up at around 5 AM
>bladder is full
>bed is too comfy so stay on
>younger brother's alarm sounds for him to go to school
>turns light on, making noise, etc
>say fuck it and get out of bed to pee
>go back to bed
>brother leaves after more than 30 minutes
>get some shut eye
>wake up at around 9
>brush teeth, poo, shower
>get dressed
>look for breakfast
>only eggs
>start 3 boiling eggs
>too impatient and take them out
>they aren't cooked thoroughly
>decide to finish cooking them in the microwave
>one explodes
>spend about 15 minutes cleaning inside of microwave
>eat the other two with salt and pepper
...
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>>29010967
>Played Overwatch a couple of hours
>My friend Tyrone calls asks me if I want to hangout.
>Pick Tyrone and Jamal up
>We buy weed from the trap house.
>We go to Jamal house and smoke weed.
>Tyrone 2 and Jamal 2 show up, we buy more weed
>The dealer mixed mid with loud by accident
>We high af
> I get hungry so we buy chicken from the local fast food joint
> Jamal 2 had weed and didn't share till I bought weed the 2nd time.
>We smoke more weed
>After awhile everybody leaves
>Take Tyrone 1 home
>Get home still high af
>Play Overwatch.
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>>29013443
I have "down" days too. But when you're out and doing things you don't feel so tired. It's only when I stop and sit in front of a computer (like right now) that I feel tired and low motivation. I also try to eat well and exercise so I don't get too tired to do fun stuff
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>>29010967
>wake up
>3:00pm
>fug.jpg
>eat breakfast
>play minecraft for 1 hour
>eat noodle
>text girl
>play minecraft for another hour
>meet girl
>hang out for hour
>eat dinner
>girl leaves
>play minecraft
>browse r9k
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>make hamburgers at 3AM
>go to sleep
>wake up
>shitpost on 4chan
>get mom to take me to doctor's office to get my foot cast off
>get an airboot so I can finally walk/drive again
>take my car to automatic car wash but the guy says my car is too dirty for the car wash
>go to a different car wash
>get groceries and rent DOOM from the redbox
>grab some Taco Bell and 2 40's of Colt 45
>play DOOM with my nephew and wait for a weed guy who never came
>go to bed around midnight
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>>29013404
Now I'm curious n shit. Oh well I'll just watch Hell on Wheels.
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>>29013180
You gotta try and move on, fapping to her facebook pics is not healthy for you.
I still get dreams about my ex after 7 years, but I've moved on despite being single ever since.
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>>29013700
They all show my face though!
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>>29013799
I know! I'm sorry! I'm just really curious.
Love to see it though tbqh
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>>29013866
You should be sorry you filthy pig.
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>>29013959
Oh hey don't be rude now. Idk how I'm a filthy pig though? What'd I do?
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>>29014023
I was trying to be dominant I messed up
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>>29014023
Pew pew
Here's another I guess
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>>29014072
You dun goofed! At least you tried. I wasn't sure what you were doing.
How'd you get into latex anyway?
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>>29014129
Plus you seem pretty cool. So here's another.
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>>29014129
I don't even know. I remember having it when I was in like 7th grade. I'm getting a catsuit soon.
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>>29014158
Really? Lucky! Then I gotta see that catsuit! What color?
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>>29014179
I-I got my sugar daddy to buy me it. It's black from fantastic rubber and I got a corset too.
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>Wake up at 9:30am because stayed up doing school (online classes)
>Wash face, rinse hair, hair putty
>Eat 2 fried eggs w/ 4 slices of polenta and strawberries
>Bring coffee with almond milk and honey upstairs to "work"
>Shit around and halfheartedly convince myself I'm doing work whilst bumping in and out of this place
>Go downstairs to make lunch and have my well deserved break
>still feel like I deserve it for some reason
>Shit
>Continue shitting around until I have to walk Milo at 9
>once again only do 1/3 of required work
>school ends the 6th so I'm probably fucked
>death to me

And that's everyday
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>>29014227
fucking hell... That's some fine quality rubber you got there. I envy you anon.
I'll be looking forward to seeing those pictures somewhere on the net. What will you do in the catsuit and then some? Just pictures?
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>>29011614
ill be a cashier at piggly wiggly, jsut finished hs
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>wake up around 10:30 and put on This Morning to watch Holly Willoughby
>it's fucking Ruth Jones
>shower
>make cup of tea and have breakfast
>finish Batman Arkham Knight
>have a quick lunch
>watch a bit if Sky Sports News to see what's happening
>have a nap
>make tea
>start Uncharted 3 and play until about 11pm
>put on American Dad in the background and browse 4chan and reddit
>go to bed
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>>29014288
Fuck I forgot out of excitement
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>>29014288
Pictures of course. Probably find a bf to fuck me in it.
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>>29014332
Jesus Christ,anon. You got me going.
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>got drunk
>slept
>shitposted
>fapped
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>>29014332
Well I hope you have a great time in your latex. Be happy, anon.
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>>29014415
>tfw no cute bf to eat my asshole while I'm tied up and gagged

Being a beta is shit
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>>29014433
Just keep trying! I believe in you.
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>>29011125
>>29011196
>>29011501
>>29011614
>>29011710
>>29011811
>>29012168
>>29012248
>>29012287
>>29012434
>>29013705

fuck off. the one place in the world you're not wanted and you still have to poke your sanctimonious fucking face in. fuck you.
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>>29014433
Plus what do you look like? Height? Hair color? Short? Long? What?
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>>29010967
>Wake up at around 6am
>Reach for the mouse and put on the next episode of Lost (s02e19)
>Fall asleep watching Lost
>Wake up at 12ish
>Make toast, 2 with Peanut Butter 2 with Marmite
>Fap to BBW porn
>Browse /b/ for a while
>Attend therapy
>Come home and eat vege burgers with mayo and lettuce
>Fap
>Continue watching Lost
>Play Overwatch, rage quit after 1 game
>Play WoW
>Cook pizza and eat half
>Talk to brother for a little while
>Go back to room and play Overwatch again while watching Lost on second screen
>Sleep
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>>29014470
I have been trying and every boy has ghosted on me and I never have dated anyone.

>>29014562
I look cute. People say I am so I guess I am. 5'2" and brown hair. Got it cut to my shoulders recently.
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>Wake up late
>Rush to class
>Have to watch some retarded native bullshit at school because muh Diversity
>go home
>jerk off
>play vidya
>watch anime
>shitpost

I want to die
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>>29014621
What? How does that make sense? You got a sugar daddy but can't get a bf?
You must be going after the wrong boys or something. Idk
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>>29011628
>>allergic to hops

Stop being a faggot. No way that's a real allergy.
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>>29013455
abstract pepe
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>>29010967
>wake up at 8 am for work
>get done early, leave at 12 pm
>spend day cleaning apartment
>order takeout
>make a smoothie
>watch the Red Sox implode from shitty pitching
>shitpost on 4chan
>masturbate
>go to bed
was a pretty boring day
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>>29014663
Old man with no standards I suppose. No guy will ever like me. I hate it so much
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>>29014732
I don't get it. The way you described yourself seems like any guy would go after you. I'm sorry, anon. Just be patient until then.
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>Stay up all night playing ETW
>Go to sleep at 9:12 am
>Wake up at 10:00 am and remember that I have to go see my therapist
>Fuck it
>Go back to sleep
>Wake up at 6:30
>Wish my life would end
>Start playing ETW again
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Bump n stuff.
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>find lumps on cock shaped like cauliflower
>itches like fuck
>go to dr
>take tests
>results come back: genital warts/hpv
Being this aesthetic is both a blessing and curse
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>>29015024
Last one and that's it I guess
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>>29014813
People say the same thing. I just want a bf but guys don't want to commit.
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>wake up at 6am
>eat some oatz and browse net
>leave for work at 7am
>wagecuck a 10hr shift
>walk 11miles (warehouse job)
>get home at 6:30pm
>eat dinner
>now browsing the net

only been wagecucking for 2 months, it's not fun but the dosh is pretty nice and I meet people, lost like 30lbs so far because literally walking 60 miles a week.

things are looking up robots
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>>29015130
I wouldn't mind with you even though we're somewhat strangers. You've already got a sugar daddy and I got someone. I waited 4-5 years to get a gf.
Like I said earlier you seem like a cool chick. Are you trying online? There's gotta be a way to show you're available n stuff. Where do you live?
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>>29015244
I am. I have no friends and never go out so it's the only way I can find people. Besides, if I go out, nobody ever wants to approach me. I have been told I have a spooky aura. And I'm not saying where I live.
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>>29010967
>wake up
>shower
>get dressed
>play overwatch
>drive myself and my grandmother to work
>watch parks and rec for the whole of my shift
>come home
>play overwatch
>sleep
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>>29015306
Hmm... I guess you could say the same for me except I'm a 6'5 white dude with glasses so I Give off a nerdy vibe and I hate my face. It's hard out in public to find someone and trust me I've tried. I've gotten shot down so many times and didn't care after the fifteenth time(while in school and at the mall while not counting the online rejects). It just boggles my mind that you can't find anyone yet. Just be patient, latex anon.
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Question for latex girls ITT:

Me and my GF are into some moderately kinky stuff and both agree latex would be lewd as hell- the problem is we're on a budget. I know of some sites that sell the made in bulk stuff but I want to hear you guys' take on where to start amassing latex.

I don't envision myself getting anything but according to her, her idea of a good piece goes like:

"in order of stuff that is hot
skirts > dresses > boots/gloves > panties
stuff that wraps tight around the ass is just
hng"

And I personally think gloves and stuff like latex-y pantyhose and garterbelts are good.

so tl;dr advice?
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>day 4 of living without a pc because my hard drive with the os got roasted
>lying in bed and doing nothing
>texting with a girl
>considering texting up a girl that I cut contact with 2 years ago

Regarding the last meme-arrow line: please talk me out of it
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>>29015517
Not a girl but are asking where's the best place to get latex? If so, then libidex is a good place. It's where I got some gloves. Fantastic rubber is also great. Awesome quality. I got some stockings and panties from there.
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>>29015605
Well that's the short end of it but more specifically:

>good first / beginner pieces
>places that do sales or clearances to watch
>must knows about sizing, care or etc.
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>>29015822
Well I'm not the expert but you should take this to /s/ latex threads and they'll help you more than I can. >>16732581
Hope this works.
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>>29015946
For future reference, to crossboard you would post

>>>/s/16732581
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>wake up
>work (13 minutes late)
>dick around at work
>work
>i fucking my work
>get sent on a delivery
>buy some rum
>leave work after 1:35 minutes of unpaid overtime
>get home
>finish building G-self model
>get drunk
>shitpost on 4chan
>really tired, end up passing out at 12:10~ish

A very wasteful day. I was going to get tipsy and finish marathoning the G-reco blu-rays. But today was great, I woke up really early and spent all day setting up a pool with my little sister. We spent two hours in there just talking wh8ile it filled up at night.

ps raraiya a C U T E

Figure when?
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>>29015946
Dammit... I was hoping it'd work. Well you know what to do.
Libidex gives out clearances all the time and good quality. Yeah just try /s/ latex thread. I'm in daily but yeah. Sorry m80
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>>29015969
Yeah fuck thanks anon
I'm on mobile btw
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>woke up
>went to work
>worked hard
>went to Mongolian grill afterwards
>ate a lot
>felt like throwing up
>didn't feel like crossing the street to get on the right bus
>ride bus in opposite direction to downtown big city
>from there ride back to my home
>see a lot of asian qts once bus passes uni
>get home
>look at porn for 4 hours
>jerk off
>sleep

I rate it 7.5/10
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>no season 2
>Iron Blooded Mari-fucking-Okada Orphans season 2airing in two months
>mfw
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i honestly feel like killing myself. I had a dream last month of drifting in space, in a mobile suit that looked like a strange mixture of Escaflowne and the Stargazer, while having a cutie hugging me. I woke up freezing in the floor and started crying.
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believe it or not i managed to not leave the house for a month and counting by retrieving my bank savings and giving money for groceries to my roomate

>wake up at 8:00am
>think about killing myself
>feed shit cats that dont even care about me
>verify none of my roomates are using the living room/kitchen
>if not eat breakfast / get cofee
>shower somedays
>yearn
>read a book / browse the internet
>gf whom i hate arrives usually at 10 am
>drink coffee, eat pastry or cookies or wtv my shit gf brings
>watch movies or tv series until 2 pm
>smoke weed the entire time because my shit gf cant live without it
>when i'm able (i have ED wich means i can't get hard as often as i wish) have lazy sex until she cums then pretend to also cum
>gf usually leaves at 3 pm
>thinking about how i have no talent and soon i will be dead anyway
>eat wtv is on the fridge or dont eat if i have no money or fridge is empty (some days i dont eat anything the entire day if roomates havent hit walmart for a while)
>edge to tranny and small dick porn for like 2 or 3 hours
>sloth around / read books
>get anxious at the future / grants / awards i applyed to
>freestyle rap pretending im going against the best spanish speaking freestylers (im from mexico) (no one knows i can rap and i rather keep it that way)
>write / pretend to write until like midnight
>never eat dinner
>think about how much i hate my gf and should leave her but she keeps coming to my house and i dont have the balls to initiate a break up
>keep edging / keep writing / browse /lit/
>cry because i miss my ex gf
>think about killing myself
>go to bed at 4 or 5 am
>repeat
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