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>I prefer 2D over 3D

Let me explain what a synchronized orgasm with another 3D female human-being is like:
Right when she is about to climax, the muscles around the vagina release. Her arms and legs grip around your back and she pulls you close into her body. Immediately after the initial onset of her orgasm, I can literally just hold my penis deep inside her while she moans and soon enough I can feel everything in the back of her vagina loosen up and become extremely wet all at once. This in turn causes me to thrust hard and lock my arms around her. My semen rushes deep into her vagina and she looks straight into my eyes, willfully accepting my genetic seed.

Afterwards, she looks disorientated and lost. Her brain is instant replaying the last few moments over and over again in her head. She might lay down again and want to cuddle. If the sex was good, girls usually fall asleep within 5 minutes post-intercourse, allowing you to leave them sleeping and go do whatever your want. Or you can just wake them up and send them home.

Anyways, post your 2D waifus ITT!
Mine is pic related :)
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>>29010947
Posting mah waifu.
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>>29010947

Sounds kinda gross desu.
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>>29010990
>Bayonetta
6/10
Nice personality, far too tall.
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>>29011058
Well its certainly nothing compared to jacking off to cartoons on a screen. That is the pinnacle of sexual pleasure.
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>>29011146
I like em tall. Bayonetta's legs can't be topped.
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>>29011189
She pulls off the long legs imo
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Here is my waifu.

pls be kind
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>>29011221
She sure does.
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>>29011254

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>>29011328
>posts junkie slutty "I'm not like the other girls" mess
>calls my waifu shit
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>>29011708
>posts selfie-whore hipster
>implies other people's waifus are degenerate

go fuck your selfie, skelly
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I want to be thrown over her shoulders
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Op posted my waifu.
I got some statues and a body pillow of her.


Noice taste op.

I
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zoo wee
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>>29011935
>whore
She's a virgin, unlike your skank
>hipster
That's a bad thing?

>talks shit about other people's tastes
>has some of the worst tastes imaginable
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I love my waifu very much.

Original love.
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>>29011058
you don't want to know the details regarding the digestive process

as someone who took anatomy and physiology and was thinking about going premed in high school, you get desensitized to human body processes when you understand them. it just becomes emotions and feelings of touch with any sort of emotional placebo attached.
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>>29010947
>normie slut Stacy who happens to have an onii-chan complex
No thanks
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>>29012154

I understand them alright. I just generally think sex is disgusting.
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>>29010947
Yuno every time
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