>hey anon... I don't know how to tell you this but... I have a crush you. Wil you go out with me?
wat do?
*burp loudly*
>so where are you taking me?
noi wont go anywhere with you roastie
Stop wearing eyeliner to cover up your lack of eyelashes and then I might consider it.
Why the fuck are we in this expensive as shit coffee shot?? Do you think I shit money darling??
>>29010644
Wake up.originalino
>>29010644
Sorry I don't like roasties. Sorry I am holding out for a virgin like myself so we can lose them together on our wedding night.
>>29010644
Yeah OK
These fantasy threads are weird and played out.
>>29011112
OP here. Don't talk shit about me or my thread
>>29010644
Die you fucking slut
better not be anywhere like mcdonalds or some shit like that
red robin for me buddy :)
>>29010644
Tell her no one could ever love me.
Leave.Worked the last time.
>>29010644
I'd smile at her without being able to help it and say, "Of course silly. We're gonna have a lot of fun together".
Then, depending on our history I would hold my hands palm up on the table for her to out them in mine and maybe recommend we go back to my place
>>29010748
If she likes you, she probably likes that. sluts be kinky, pal.
I would NEVER go out with a horse-faced slut like you.
Now get out of my sight, roasty.
>>29010644
I'd assume she was joking and was trying to get her roastie friends to laugh at me.
S-stop making fun of me you roastie whore!! :'(
Congratulations, so cringeworthy we got posted to r/4chan.
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/4ma0us/robots_get_asked_out_on_a_date/
I don't know you but sure why not
>>29010644
I'm sorry but you must be mistaken
>>29010644
My brain would be like: "ITS A SCAM SHE JUST WANT TO MAKE FUN OF YOU RUN AWAY"
"How will I go out with you after you've crushed me, you fucking twat? :^("
