>Hey, it's me! We met at a party a year ago, you were really drunk, haha!
>You probably don't even remember me, but I don't think I'll ever forget that night!
>Anyway, say hello to your newest family member!
>>29010290
>she's a cripple qt
Well why didn't she just stay with me instead of fucking me at a party while drunk and leaving?
All I wanted was a cute wife to have kids with but instead she left after a one night stand.
>>29010290
That baby looks to be a year old, meaning sex would have had to happen at least 2 years ago.
Nice try stacy.
>>29010290
i'd run, what's she going to do? chase me?
>>29010290
When did you give birth to a wheelchair? That thing is pretty fucking sweet.
I don't drink, nor do I go to parties, you have the wrong man.
>>29010290
>roll them to a big flight of stairs
>dump empty vodka bottle next to bodies