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I tried to lose my virginity today robots...
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> be me
> text girl i knew from highschool after class
> she has bf in afganistan but relationship isnt going well
> we hung out a few days prior
> i ask her if she wants to "Netflix and Chill"
> i know this is normie code for sex
> 20, still virgin
> she says yes but shes busy that day so we plan on meeting the next day
> i get excited and clean apartmet im living in
> go to gas station and buy condoms
> go home excited for the next day
> next day comes
> we decide to meet at 12:30
> i get there at 11:30 so i can walk around the mall where meeting at
> get coffe and walk around mall she dosent show until 1:45
> she comes up to me and we talk:
> "hey anon you wanted to netflix and chill"
> she continues talking
> "when you said that i laughed, you know that means having sex right"?
> she say's this in joking manner and nudges my shoulder with her elbow
> "why did you get a weird face anon" ?
> i get nervous and lie, say i didnt know what that meant
> she say's she wants to beat rush hour and wants to be home before 3:45
> its 1:50
> I tell her the apartment im living in is too far if she wants to make it before rush hour so we walk around mall 3 times
> "hey anon i think i left the windows down when i parked"
> i suggest that we go to her car and lock windows
> we get to her car all the way on other end of parking lot
> she says "hate to cut this short but i just got a text from my grandma that my little brother got hurt"
> "usually that means its pretty bad anon"
> we had only walked around the mall for 20 min
> she hugs me then gets in her car to leave...
> i walk back into the mall after walking all the way to other end of parking lot
> sit on a bench near one of the mall entrances and stare at my phone
> not doing anything just stareing at it intensly
> tears start to fill my eyes while people are walking by
> i walk around the mall one last time then go home
>mfw : actually laughing at own pain when i type this out its pretty cucking funny
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>>29010031
Fuck off back to /b/ you retarded normalfag.
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>>29010031
she definitely lied about her brother being hurt
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>>29010031

you tried to bang another dudes GF you are scumbag .
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>>29010031
hey at least you tried.

its always better fucking up and trying something different next time than not at all.
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>>29010219
the guy is abroad, she needs some dick to get over her sorrow
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>>29011402
Fucking failed normie betabitch
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>>29011402
>when betas try to be chad
>when they completely blow it
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>>29010031
At least you tried, tbqh. Regardless of whether you're a pure robot or not, that's more than one could say of most people here.
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>>29010031
>I tried
That's where you went wrong.
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>>29011911
>why are you lying to my fucking face bitch? your brother is fine
>oh chad i'm sorry, let me give you a bj in the car to make it up to you
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For one, you're an ass for trying to fuck a deployed's gf

Plus, the fact that she agreed means that she was at least partially down to bang. Literally everyone knows what "netflix and chill" means.

From your story it seems like when you
>get nervous and lie, say i didnt know what that meant
she believed you, and went from thinking that you wanted to bang to thinking you were just a bit weird and awkwardly asking her to hang out.

The fact that all of the things about her leaving early happened after that points towards that as well.

You blew it.
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