I finally did it, I finally got a girl to marry me.
Here we are, I was a lonely loser like the rest of you, but I FINALLY DID IT!!!!
Joke's on you. They have a chance at being happy together, you on the other hand are going to go on being bitter and alone and being judgmental so you can feel a short-lived hollow sense of superiority that is the most positive emotion you're capable of experiencing.
>died hair
>thicc
you made a mistake desu
>>29008336
Congrats, hopefully you have lasting happiness :)
I am happy for you anon. Aside from the blue haor she is kinda cute :)
>>29008402
>implying she's happy
>implying he isn't just jaded and desperate
>>29008336
Hahaha! The betas win in the end! Chad may have gotten her in her sexual prime, but I get her loyalty and affection!
Suck it chad. We win. You lose
I finally did it anons!
>Is in his late 30's or early 40's
>Sex life ends after 3 years of marriage
>Wife nags you all the time and makes you waste money
>Consider divorce but that would be too much work so you just put up with sexless shitty marriage until you die
>>29008779
What's sex like? I really wanna know!
OP is a living god.
>>29008402
Don't you love when reddit sometimes gather the balls to post? I mean their posts are usually shit but props to you to stand up and try to slap some sense into us.
Here, have a vote up.
Ms and Mr potato finally got toghether. Yay.
>>29008336
I'm actually happy for them
>marring a tumblrina
you fucked up she looks like a mutt
>>29008897
I've literally never made a post on reddit. Or tumblr. I'd say proud robot since 2008 but that's not actually true. Ashamed robot since 2008? Whatever.
